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April 13th, 2005 10:27 AM
nankerphelge An Indiana man found that when it comes to getting people to take off their clothes, nothing beats money and fame as enticements.

Police and prosecutors say Richard C. Brown, 41, lured three men to his house last July by telling them he was a radio-station DJ and that they could win $50,000 in cash, or a new car, as part of a contest.

All they had to do, he explained, was take off their clothes and walk around naked, The Indianapolis Star reports.

"It's lucky no one was damaged any more than having to shed their clothes," said one prosecutor at Brown's trial.

Two men went through with the scheme, one of them walking back to his car wearing only a small T-shirt around his waist, passing a mother pushing a baby stroller and enduring wolf-whistles from construction workers.

"I'm surprised I didn't get arrested," the unnamed man, 31, testified at Brown's trial. "It was very embarrassing."

The third man noticed an electronic monitoring bracelet (search) around Brown's ankle, left the house and called the radio station Brown said he was working for, only to find out Brown's story wasn't true.

Brown was on house arrest after being convicted of posing as a sheriff's deputy and humiliating yet another man in 2002.

In the latest cases, Brown called local restaurants and asked to speak to their youngest male employees, who would then get the radio-station pitch.

Brown's defense attorney said the incidents were weird but not worthy of prosecution.

"Creepy — absolutely, but not criminal," she said in closing arguments. "Are we going to start raiding the frat houses in America and charging those people with felonies?"

Nevertheless, the jury on March 30 convicted Brown of three counts each of criminal confinement and identity deception, which could add up to nine years in prison.

He faces another trial later this month in connection with similar incidents involving seven other young men.

April 13th, 2005 10:30 AM
egon man,

I take my clothes off for nothing. Hell you don't even have to ask me.

Just come to the shamrock in marseille this Saturday, say 0.300 am.

I'll be on the bar with a rose between my cheeks.

It's a date!
April 13th, 2005 10:38 AM
voodoopug
quote:
egon wrote:
man,

I take my clothes off for nothing. Hell you don't even have to ask me.

Just come to the shamrock in marseille this Saturday, say 0.300 am.

I'll be on the bar with a rose between my cheeks.

It's a date!




i may finish the work day naked just to prove Egons point!
April 13th, 2005 10:46 AM
nankerphelge egon you crack me up!

No pun intended.
April 13th, 2005 12:30 PM
glencar Indiana's got some weirdos & freaks!
April 13th, 2005 03:56 PM
Joey
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
egon you crack me up!

No pun intended.





Crack ?!?!?!

CRACK ?!?!?!

" John Henry

by Alex

" This stamp commemorates John Henry. John was born with a hammer in his hand and seemed to be destined to be a steel-driving man. So when he was old enough, he set out to the country in search of his dream.
One day he found a railroad under construction. He walked up to the workers and asked for a job. Since John Henry didn't have any experience, he was turned down. That's when John decided to show the workers. So he got a hammer and asked for a person to hold a spike for him. Only Willie volunteered. Then John swung the hammer and drove the spike into the ground with a single swing. John not only got the job, he also became Willie's best friend. They sung as they worked and enjoyed their job.
One day it was heard that the C&O Railroad was under construction and wanted some help. So John and Willie left to help build the railroad. Then one day a man came with a steam engine and claimed it could beat any man by a mile. But John Henry opposed that and said he could beat the steam engine any time. So they had a contest. The object was the one who hammered the most spikes in a day would win. Well John Henry won but died soon after the contest. After that, John Henry was called the best steel-driving man ever. My stamp shows John Henry hammering spikes with Willie holding the spikes. "

http://www.towson.edu/csme/mctp/StudentProjects/TallTales/page3.html

April 13th, 2005 04:00 PM
voodoopug
quote:
glencar wrote:
Indiana's got some weirdos & freaks!




this makes sense, i was born in Indiana
April 13th, 2005 04:04 PM
Joey
quote:
voodoopug wrote:



this makes sense, i was born in Indiana



I took a dump in Indiana ( circa 1978 )
April 13th, 2005 04:05 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:


I took a dump in Indiana ( circa 1978 )



we recently installed a sewage grinder in the septic tank at our lake house in Indiana...things flush much smoother now
April 13th, 2005 04:08 PM
Joey
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


we recently installed a sewage grinder in the septic tank at our lake house in Indiana...things flush much smoother now



Yeah , well just WAIT until I ' christen ' the device .

** PHEEEW !! **


Stinky Boy ! ™
April 13th, 2005 04:13 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:


Yeah , well just WAIT until I ' christen ' the device .

** PHEEEW !! **


Stinky Boy ! ™



this is the industrial strength grinder, made by craftsman, so it is ready for you Joeykins.....happy droppings
April 13th, 2005 05:26 PM
Joey " Howard slept all day yesterday so getting to sleep last night posed a problem. He started to freak out about getting to bed so he decided to take an Ambien sleeping pill. He then thought he should pleasure himself too, hoping that a double whammy would definitely help him fall asleep quick. He had to do it sans porn though because he didn't want to be caught by Beth who was in the other room at the time. In the middle of the story, he stopped talking about his home remedies because Beth walked into the studio with their bulldog, Bianca, to say hi. He said he doesn't want her knowing about that stuff, but finished the story later with her in the room. Beth was on the WB Morning News this morning promoting the North Shore Animal League, which Beth is the national spokesperson for. The NSAL is an adoption and rescue organization for animals. Beth will be appearing on April 23rd in the Barney's store window with dogs and cats up for adoption. Howard talked about how people should NEVER buy pets from pet stores, because they're generally from "puppy mills" and have so many problems. Hooknose Mike called in to say that he had bought a chocolate lab from a pet store 3 years ago, it had papers saying it was a pure breed, which Howard said was probably a complete lie, and the dog has so many medical problems now and isn't even a full breed after all. It needs surgery for a bowed leg that would cost about $2500 and isn't guaranteed to work. Howard said it's really sad to see all these animals being churned out like this and it would stop if people just stopped buying animals from pet stores. Beth also wanted to remind people that they should always get their pets spayed and neutered because that helps too. Howard advised that if you want to buy pets, you should go through a breeder, because they raise animals the right way, not just spitting them out in mass quantities. "

http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php#1



April 14th, 2005 01:36 PM
nankerphelge SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — A ninth-grade student has accused officials at a Southern California high school of discrimination for suspending him for wearing lipstick and eye makeup.

James Herndon, 16, said the five-day suspension imposed Monday by administrators at San Bernardino's Pacific High School (search) was unfair because females are allowed to wear cosmetics on campus.

"If I can't wear makeup," he said, "then the girls or the staff can't wear makeup."

Herndon says his black lipstick and red eye makeup express the Wiccan (search) religious beliefs he shares with his mother, a priestess in the neo-pagan faith. The suspension violates his constitutional right to free expression, he contends.

Linda Hill, spokeswoman for the San Bernardino City Unified School District (search), declined to comment on the case, citing student confidentiality laws.

She said, however, that students shouldn't wear excessive makeup or clothing that could conceal their identity or be distracting to other students, a prohibition applied to male and female students alike.

April 15th, 2005 07:37 AM
egon http://www.trygve.com/laserhairremoval.html

http://www.holdthebutton.com/
[Edited by egon]
April 15th, 2005 09:51 AM
glencar God, I hate Wiccans. What a buncha dicks.
April 15th, 2005 09:51 AM
nankerphelge RABAT, Morocco — The infant son of King Mohammed VI (search) was circumcised Thursday, and thousands of Moroccans also went through the procedure in a massive show of solidarity for the prince, a news agency reported.

The circumcision of Moulay Hassan (search), the king's only son, marked the start of three days of nationwide celebrations across the north African kingdom to honor the event. The boy turns 2 next month.

Some 5,000 boys were circumcised in Casablanca (search), Morocco's largest city, and thousands more in other cities and towns, the official news agency MAP reported.

The ritual of circumcision, known as "t'hara" or purification in Morocco, signals the entry of young boys into the Muslim community.

The practice — once mainly carried out by barbers — today takes place primarily under a doctor's supervision.

April 15th, 2005 10:40 AM
Joey
" Coming back from the break, Howard complained that Tom was giving him a hard time about not reading the live spots. Howard's voice has been really strained all week due to a bad cold he's had. His voice was so bad on Tuesday that he actually left the show a half hour into it to go home. Howard said he's been doing his best to get through the show ever since but needs to keep his voice rested as much as possible during the commercial breaks to keep going. Because of this, he's been having Fred read the live spots but Tom was harassing him to read at least three of them today. Robin wondered aloud why Howard is even bothering to come in if that's how he's treated. Howard agreed and said he heard that Tom has been walking around the station complaining that Howard seems to be able to talk for four hours but not for a few minutes during the spots. Howard reminded Tom that when he came back after recovering from cancer he only worked half days for awhile. That went against Tom's new edict that if you're here you better give 100% or don't come in at all. Tom agreed that he didn't come back from cancer hitting the ground running. Howard said that Tom was basically ripping off the company then, under Tom's new guidelines. "


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