|
|
| Carl The Lobsterman |
Rolling Stones ace consultant (fill in your name here) has announced that the Stones last concert will be at (fill in venue here/ on what date). It is estimated that the (fill in amount here)tickets for this show will go for as much as (fill in amount here) on the street. Special guests appearing during the show will include (fill with no more than 4 names here).
Cut and paste...have some fun!
Here's mine...
Rolling Stones ace consultant CARL THE LOBSTERMAN has announced that the Stones last concert will be at WEMBLEY STADIUM ON SEPTEMBER 14, 2003. It is estimated that the $100 tickets for this show will go for as much as $1,500 on the street. Special guests appearing during the show will include CHUCK BERRY, BILLY WYMAN, MICK TAYLOR, AND BB KING.
|
|
|
| Jaxx |
LOLROTF. good one!!
Rolling Stones ace consultant Jaxx has announced that the Stones last concert will be at RED ROCKS on JULY 2, 2004. It is estimated that the $250 tickets for this show will go for as much as $3,500 on the street. Mick Taylor and Bill Wyman have agreed to play one more time for this historic event. (sorry i couldn't resist.....) Other special guests appearing during the show will include Jeff Beck, Chrissie Hines, Tina Turner and Clarence Clemmons.
|
|
|
| beer |
Rolling Stones ace consultant beer has announced that the Stones last concert will be at Allen Kleins 100th birthday party. It is estimated that the $500 tickets for this show will go for as much as $5ooo on the street. Special guests appearing during the show will include Billy Prestons afro, Ron Wood's talent and Keith's sobriety.
[/quote] |
|
|
| KeepRigid |
Rolling Stones' ace consultant, KeepRigid, has announced that the Stones' last concert will be a free concert in New York's Central Park. The unexpected ending for the band is said to be a direct result of said "ace consultant's" train-wreck of a tenure over the last several months.
According to several insiders, Mr. Rigid was secretly (albeit with the help of Rolling Stones' band member Ronald Wood) frittering away the band's tour profits on internet gambling and shady investments in things that "sounded really cool". The Rigid-Wood affair has also attracted attention from the FBI, as the two 'may' have inadvertently aided in the arming of a small third-world country that quote, "doesn't really like us." When asked if the latter were true, Wood reportedly deadpanned, "It's possible, mate...it's possible."
It is estimated that the small amount of "elite lawn" tickets being scalped for this show will go for as much as $2,500 on the street.
Special guests appearing during the show will include both federal and local city task forces, which is said to have excited Rolling Stones' guitarist, Keith Richards- as it no doubt reminds him of the band's notorious legal woes during the 1970's.
Richards is said to have remarked that the band, "ain't going down easy, baby." |
|
|
| SatisfactionUK |
Thats really creative. |
|
|
| corgi37 |
NEWS FLASH!! Rolling Stones ace consultant, El Corgi, announced that their final ever live performance will be in his back yard in Melbourne, Australia on September 11, his 39th birthday. Tickets are priceless, and their is no street price. A crowd of about 40 is estimated. Entry to anyone who (quote) "fucked me up, screwed me over, who denied my advances" will be refused. Tom Keylock and Paul Wasserman will be brought out of exile/retirement to ensure security on this important date. A supergroup of Pete Towneshend, Flea, surviving members of the Doors, Jenna Jameson, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Chloe Nichole and Corgi himself (on drums) will be the support act. Bill Wyman, Mick Taylor, Ollie Brown and a DNA resurected Stu, will appear with the legendary band. It is rumoured Mick and Keith will seek Corgi out for a after show drink in Corgi's basement after the show. The event is anticipated to be shown on pay per view, providing the money is satisfactory to Corgi. Shirley Watts is expected to help clean up, along with Corgi's wife, as well as bring a nice salad. |
|
CHAT ROOM aka THE FUN HOUSE] [
RESTROOMS]