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| pdog |
Please everyone, I need your prayers. My wife and oldest son are stuck in Omaha due to mechanical problems with their flight. My wife is beside herself... They have 6 hours until they can get out. If you thought Omaha is bad, the airport is the worst I've ever been in. They had to travel through Omaha to attend a funeral in Iowa. I told her about being Omaha'd and she wasn't amused, in fact, I beleive she may kill or divorce me when she gets home, regardless I need your good thoughts and prayers, to help give her the strength to get the fuck out of the asshole of america.
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| glencar |
A fate worse than death! My sympathies for your lovely wife & son. Perhaps the airport has an exciting mall? Yeah right! |
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| LadyJane |
OH NO!!!!!!
Pdog, I will get out my rosary beads immediately.
Start packing your bags, my friend.
You are in BIG trouble.
LJ. |
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| pdog |
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glencar wrote:
A fate worse than death! My sympathies for your lovely wife & son. Perhaps the airport has an exciting mall? Yeah right!
Fuck that airport, they tried making me drink baby formula going through security there. It wasn't so much making me drink it, it was the retarded person working security. She weighed about 275, couldn't get her ass off a chair without grunting and breaking a sweat. So, I asked her, point blank, can you name any white liquid substance that would be a security risk or threat on a plane or in an airport. She got all pissy and said don't tell me how to do my job. I looked right back at her, smiled and said, I'm just not sure if you're qualified to protect me. This was back when Natl. Guard troops were still in the airports, there was two guys a few feet away, and I saw them smile and laugh, then get all serious again... I almost saluted them...
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| glencar |
Howe far is it to drive from SF to Omahahahaha? There's a reason they call it flyover country! |
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| glencar |
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pdog wrote:
Fuck that airport, they tried making me drink baby formula going through security there. It wasn't so much making me drink it, it was the retarded person working security. She weighed about 275, couldn't get her ass off a chair without grunting and breaking a sweat. So, I asked her, point blank, can you name any white liquid substance that would be a security risk or threat on a plane or in an airport. She got all pissy and said don't tell me how to do my job. I looked right back at her, smiled and said, I'm just not sure if you're qualified to protect me. This was back when Natl. Guard troops were still in the airports, there was two guys a few feet away, and I saw them smile and laugh, then get all serious again... I almost saluted them...
Please pdog, do NOT harass federal employees! We are under the gun these days! Although I think I'd have snickered too... |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
It's time for Joey to come to your emotional rescue! |
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| pdog |
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glencar wrote:
Howe far is it to drive from SF to Omahahahaha? There's a reason they call it flyover country!
Dead center between the coasts. What a nightmare! |
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| pdog |
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glencar wrote:
Please pdog, do NOT harass federal employees! We are under the gun these days! Although I think I'd have snickered too...
I was in a foul mood that day. It was like 7 degrees, and I was in the lamest city on the planet. |
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| fireontheplatter |
america..the beautiful.
anywhere accept nebraska and kansas. |
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| gimmekeef |
A fate worse than Bon Jovi.....I keep Brussels on my Ipod for emergencies such as this.... |
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| glencar |
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pdog wrote:
I was in a foul mood that day. It was like 7 degrees, and I was in the lamest city on the planet.
I can't believe I was THISCLOSE to flying in to Omahahaha to see the Stones. Glad I didn't! |
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| pdog |
The good news is they've literally set up shop there. They made a tent/fort with some blankets, busted out the two laptops and my wife and son are chilling out. Only 4 hours to go. I hope they have a smooth trip home, they have to go to SLC and Boise before they get home to SF... Too many stops, and the storms yesterday have created delays and cancellations.
There's prisons eaiser to get of, than Omaha! |
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| Lil Brian |
The Spring game is this afternoon in Lincoln. Kickoff is at 12:30. It's a beautiful day for football too. Go Big Red! |
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| mojoman |
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VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
It's time for Joey to come to your emotional rescue!
funny!!! |
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| Joey |
" .... strength to get the fuck out of the asshole of america. "
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| mojoman |
to bad marlin perkins aint around to help |
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| pdog |
great news, thanks to a small engine plane and clear sky's, my wife and oldest son are safely in SLC, the taint, if you will, of America!
I beleive they will be wheelbarrowed to Boise and sling shot to Calif. |
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| GotToRollMe |
A very traumatic experience, to say the least.
Hope they get home safely...and soon!
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| pdog |
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GotToRollMe wrote:
A very traumatic experience, to say the least.
Hope they get home safely...and soon!
They are hanging pretty tough. They've been up since 3 AM PST, and will be here at 9PM. That's 18 hours, and on the heels of a funeral...
I'm glad we all didn't go, as much as I wanted to pay my respects and all, this wouldn't have been fun with a cranky baby, my youngest son would've been pissed too. |
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| Joey |
-- "He is relentless...a relentless GENIUS!!! Long may The Joey and his keyboard live!!!", Steve Couzzo- Posting World Magazine.
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| 5string king |
EXILE! Now! |
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| pdog |
quote:
5string king wrote:
EXILE! Now!
EXILE
ALWAYS! |
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| sweetcharmedlife |
Omaha,there is no,there,there.  |
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| BILL PERKS |
OMAHA IS WHITE TRASH GHETTO-IMUS WOULD'NT EVEN FLY THERE |
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| gimmekeef |
I'm actually sad this adventure is over..It was kinda like our own reality show...Pdog why didnt you make up some shit and add to the excitement? |
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| pdog |
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gimmekeef wrote:
I'm actually sad this adventure is over..It was kinda like our own reality show...Pdog why didnt you make up some shit and add to the excitement?
They lost the luggage... completely gone, like no fucking clue where it is...
a few years ago, my wife got locked inside a bathroom on a plane...
last year we watched some guy have a seizure on a flight...
We were on a flight from Australlia two years ago, it crashed on this island... I won't bore you with that... |
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| Joey |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
OMAHA IS WHITE TRASH GHETTO-IMUS WOULD'NT EVEN FLY THERE
Perks .......................................
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| Lil Brian |
38-0 Red team! For a replay see the NFL network. |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lil Brian wrote:
38-0 Red team! For a replay see the NFL network.
Hello Lil' Brian ...........
www.QWESTCENTER.com
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