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| jb |
Pug just informed me that he ate at Sweet Tomatoes and had the Chili soup. He also had a tremendous amount of jalepenoes, and his ass burns. He is suffering from severe flatulence and has trapped his entire family in the car for a long road trip. I guess this is his twisted way of conseving energy. |
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| glencar |
How's that saving energy? LOL You are on a roll, Joshy! |
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| Break The Spell |
Its a gas, gas, gas for Puggy today!! Feel bad for his family, hope they make it. |
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| jb |
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glencar wrote:
How's that saving energy? LOL You are on a roll, Joshy!
NO rolls on Passover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| glencar |
Oops! Sorry by jewish brethren! I will sing that Hebrew song of contrition now...Oh crap! All of the sudden I have gas! |
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| voodoopug |
I will be driving about 93 minutes to see my parents with my wife and kids after work (I may leave early if I am able to secure additional business in the next 97 minutes). Michael, my oldest son, is completely entertained by the passing of gas and my wife becomes enraged.....it is a win win situation. |
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| pdog |
farts are funny. |
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| glencar |
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pdog wrote:
farts are funny.
I farted at work the other day but had to deny rightful ownership because they've been coming down hard on us at work about everything else... |
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| voodoopug |
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glencar wrote:
I farted at work the other day but had to deny rightful ownership because they've been coming down hard on us at work about everything else...
I had my son in my office this morning breifly while my wife was at her doctor appointment and he thought it was funny when he farted after enjoying his mc donalds breakfast. |
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| pdog |
Are you eating Mickey D's? twenty sit ups, now! |
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| voodoopug |
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Are you eating Mickey D's? twenty sit ups, now!
sadly, i was enjoying a 90 calorie Special K Cereal bar with a cup of coffee (no sugar) while watching my son wolf down Mc Griddle sandwichs, hash browns, and apple juice. |
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| pdog |
That takes a great deal of of work... I would've eaten the McGridles, you're a true hero and worthy of my respect. |
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| voodoopug |
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pdog wrote:
That takes a great deal of of work... I would've eaten the McGridles, you're a true hero and worthy of my respect.
he threw the bacon off of one of them on the floor, refusing to eat low quality pork......it was a bad breakfast all around! |
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| Scottfree |
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voodoopug wrote:
he threw the bacon off of one of them on the floor, refusing to eat low quality pork......it was a bad breakfast all around!
Is there low quality pork? Considering pork fat is so highly regarded.... Perhaps we should ax our Jewish friends? |
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| voodoopug |
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Scottfree wrote:
Is there low quality pork? Considering pork fat is so highly regarded.... Perhaps we should ax our Jewish friends?
Even jb agreed that McDonalds may not be using the best products.
it actually stuck to the side of my desk when he threw it! |
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| Mickijaggeroo |
Even us Swedes knows that old texan saying: A good chili burns twice
In your case jalapenos (they´re sooo good): |
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| voodoopug |
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Mickijaggeroo wrote:
Even us Swedes knows that old texan saying: A good chili burns twice
In your case jalapenos (they´re sooo good):
not a pretty evening....again....far too many jalepenos and habeneros.....I will probably lose most of my colon and small intestine by the end of the year! |
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| glencar |
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Mickijaggeroo wrote:
Even us Swedes knows that old texan saying: A good chili burns twice
In your case jalapenos (they´re sooo good):
I thought you were Dutch! Sorry! |
