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CHER TO HIT VEGAS
Veteran hitmaker CHER is planning to take over the stage at the Coliseum at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas, when CELINE DION ends her run next year (07). Cher has only just completed her extensive 'farewell' tour, but she has already been tempted with a $60 million (GBP35 million) deal to perform a glitzy residency at the venue, according to showbiz website PageSix.com. The flamboyant superstar will rub shoulders with SIR ELTON JOHN, who also performs regularly at Caesars, if she agrees to the deal.
11/04/2006 13:44
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jb |
I would bang her in a minute... |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: jb wrote:
I would bang her in a minute...
Yes. But please go stand at the end of the line.
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voodoopug |
quote: jb wrote:
I would bang her in a minute...
as a teenager, i was in awe of her "If I could turn back time outfit". |
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jb |
quote: voodoopug wrote:
as a teenager, i was in awe of her "If I could turn back time outfit".
Her video on the battle ship caused me to become wet !!!It's true!!!!!!!!!!! |
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gimmekeef |
Sadly jb that ship sailed alongtime ago...Shes pathetic and cant sing and is not so hot anymore.Perfect for Caesars Palace though....The House Of Has Beens! |
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jb |
quote: gimmekeef wrote:
Sadly jb that ship sailed alongtime ago...Shes pathetic and cant sing and is not so hot anymore.Perfect for Caesars Palace though....The House Of Has Beens!
Please post updated photo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!! |
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voodoopug |
quote: gimmekeef wrote:
Sadly jb that ship sailed alongtime ago...Shes pathetic and cant sing and is not so hot anymore.Perfect for Caesars Palace though....The House Of Has Beens!
truly....IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME! |
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pdog |
In the midst of the 90's plastic surgery craze, Cher had a vagina transplant.
No one knows who the donor was, the old one had completely ceased to function. |
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jb |
quote: pdog wrote:
In the midst of the 90's plastic surgery craze, Cher had a vagina transplant.
No one knows who the donor was, the old one had completely ceased to function.
We can do wonders, and why not a new vagina? |
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Break The Spell |
Cher and Kiss have had the longest lasting farewell tours, they've both been touring on them about 7 years now. |
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pdog |
quote: jb wrote:
We can do wonders, and why not a new vagina?
I'm having a plastic surgeon put an eye in my asshole, so I now know who is fucking me behind my back... |
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jb |
Still no pic -where are Gypy and LJ..they always have the pics I need.........
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Break The Spell |
My prediction for the next Vegas act:
Gene Simmons and his all new version of Kiss playing all your favorites nightly!! There will be David Hasselhoff playing the role of the Star Child, Peter Frampton in full space age drag filling in as the Space Ace, Joe Piscapo as the Cat, and the lovable Gene simmons as the fire breathing bassist. They will play after the 4 Seasons, but before Barry Manilow. |
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TampabayStone |
quote: Break The Spell wrote:
My prediction for the next Vegas act:
Gene Simmons and his all new version of Kiss playing all your favorites nightly!! There will be David Hasselhoff playing the role of the Star Child, Peter Frampton in full space age drag filling in as the Space Ace, Joe Piscapo as the Cat, and the lovable Gene simmons as the fire breathing bassist. They will play after the 4 Seasons, but before Barry Manilow.
Frankie Vali is great on the Sopranos, but looks like he may be having some problems soon. |
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Egbert |
quote: pdog wrote:
I'm having a plastic surgeon put an eye in my asshole, so I now know who is fucking me behind my back...
That would be freaky if you sat on a copy machine |
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Break The Spell |
quote: TampabayStone wrote:
Frankie Vali is great on the Sopranos, but looks like he may be having some problems soon.
Great show!! They just take to long for new episodes between seasons. |
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jb |
still no pic? |
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LadyJane |
For my baby Josh:
LJ. |
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gimmekeef |
She "was" a sexy halfbreed..... |
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TampabayStone |
quote: gimmekeef wrote:
She "was" a sexy halfbreed.....
Funny! |
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jb |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Wow!!!!You guys are telling me you ain't banging that hard??? |
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TampabayStone |
quote: Break The Spell wrote:
Great show!! They just take to long for new episodes between seasons.
No kidding! Apparently they are in the middle of doing 12 episodes now and then they finish with eight in Jan--then it's over for good. |
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Jumping Jack |
Will the Village People be hired to warm up for her?
I suppose we will see nothing but hunky scantily clad gladiators serving cocktails at Ceasars now. |
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voodoopug |
quote: Jumping Jack wrote:
Will the Village People be hired to warm up for her?
I suppose we will see nothing but hunky scantily clad gladiators serving cocktails at Ceasars now.
my sources tell me that joey is up for the gig |
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Jumping Jack |
He could put his light on a different appendage than his finger and make more than JB in a year, LOL! |
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SweetVirginia |
Here JB:
SV |