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| gimmekeef |
Twat...there I said it!... |
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| Saint Sway |
"In the future, everyone will receive oral from Paris for 15 minutes" ~ Andy Warhol |
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| Break The Spell |
Joey, can you confirm or deny this thread's existence in the state of Nebraska?? |
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| pdog |
Paris is endorsing a new mouthwash called Jizzerine, she clears her throat and gargles some pecker snot every morning. It's just a skanks way of getting off to a new day! |
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| Joey |
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:
Joey, can you confirm or deny this thread's existence in the state of Nebraska??
Yes . ........ YES !!!!!!!!! :
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| glencar |
Howe could people not approve/appreciate everyone's fave slut? |
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Yes . ........ YES !!!!!!!!! :
Will you make the follow-up to that movie, "A Nebraskan in Paris"?? |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Howe could people not approve/appreciate everyone's fave slut?
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| glencar |
That's hot... |
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| Joey |
" That's hot... "
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| pdog |
Paris is the gauge for the "Not So Fresh Feeling". |
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| Break The Spell |
This could very well just be The Paris Hilton Appriciation Thread Part 2. Get your copy of "A Nebraskan In Paris" now. |
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| glencar |
LOL Nebraskans don't make it to Paris! |
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
glencar wrote:
LOL Nebraskans don't make it to Paris!
Paris is worldwide, she can go there. |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" That's hot... "
and that's NOT! |
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| glencar |
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:
Paris is worldwide, she can go there.
LOL "As if!" |
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| pdog |
Joey is now forced to ask himself, does Paris care if his shorts are soaked in jizz from looking at her image?
If Yes, we can continue.
If No, we must agree and chip in to get Joey a hooker, NOW! |
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Joey is now forced to ask himself, does Paris care if his shorts are soaked in jizz from looking at her image?
If Yes, we can continue.
If No, we must agree and chip in to get Joey a hooker, NOW!
A decent one, or one that needs a quick fix just to score more smack... |
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| glencar |
Crackhead Jill! |
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| pdog |
And The Colored Girls GO!
Doo Da Doo,Doo Da Doo,Doo Da Doo,Doo Da Doo,
Doo Da Doo,Doo Da Doo,Doo Da Doo,Doo Da Doo!
[Edited by pdog] |
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| Break The Spell |
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs then he was a she...
That was a little before metal machine music still... |
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| Joey |
" ..... does Paris care if his shorts are soaked in jizz from looking at her image? "
....And now another great band name :
" Soaked in Jizz "
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Soaked in Jizz "
Their a new glam rock band that features a lead triangle player!! |
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| pdog |
The price cap on Joeys hooker is $50.00... Teeth are optional, race unimportant, STD's are a non issue!!! |
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
pdog wrote:
The price cap on Joeys hooker is $50.00... Teeth are optional, race unimportant, STD's are a non issue!!!
There's a latino stripper I know that may fit the bill. Imagine a poor man's Eva Longoria. |
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| pdog |
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:
There's a latino stripper I know that may fit the bill. Imagine a poor man's Eva Longoria.
If anal is involved we may need to consult JB. |
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| glencar |
If Joey's around, anal is involved! |
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
pdog wrote:
If anal is involved we may need to consult JB.
Its a go, all he'd have to do is provide the booze, drugs and a decent tip. |
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| pdog |
quote:
glencar wrote:
If Joey's around, anal is involved!
If I respond with my thoughts on this, I could very well be banned.... |
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| glencar |
LOL I too was thinking this is going too far. Anyway, I need to shower... |
