Yoko Ono Feels All Upset For Heather Mills
April 6th, 2008
by Matthew Laidlow
Hecklerspray.com
It’s fair to say that John Lennon was a bit of a musical genius. He and Paul McCartney momentarily stopped nicking cars and Hobnobs from the corner shop to write a whole load of pop tunes. These songs captivated a city, a country and later the whole world.
However, every successful star has a downfall, and he had a couple. But unlike today’s woozy musicians, like the moon crater face bloke from Keane, the copious amounts of drugs he took didn’t knacker him up. Instead, it was a stumpy Japanese woman called Yoko Ono.
Once she got hold of him, he kind of went a bit soppy, writing billions of songs in her honour. His other silly mistake was getting naked on a 1968 Rolling Stone cover with her. Not a pleasant sight. After John Lennon got his brains splattered across New York, she disappeared for a while. But still reappeared now and then to tell us that she was married to a Beatle.
Now she’s back to defend peg-legged Heather Mills. Another ex-Beatle’s wife. But, while Linda McCartney left us nothing but a horrible line of frozen food meals, Paul McCartney’s latest divorcee hasn’t quite done anything on such a scale. Probably because she isn’t dead yet. Though she is quite well hated now by a) gold-diggers who didn’t get to Paul first and b) legions of deluded Beatles fans who worship the ground their hero walks on.
Does it matter if he puts out a totally strange and crap classical-sounding album? Of course not, these fans will lap it up. The same fans who undoubtedly know where their hero buys his burgers and jockstraps.
The ongoing Heather Mills v Paul McCartney feud has been gripping the nation for months. We’ve even been told that Hollywood wants to make a five-hour epic movie starring the two. Heather’s story will be told as a poor pauper girl who one day meets Paul, the man of her dreams at a vegetarian cook-off competition.
After discussing the ins and outs of leaf and pinecone soup, the two marry, argue and then fight. But it’s no ordinary fight. Their anti-meat diet gives them super powers. Powers where they fight through distant galaxies - in the past, present and future.
Rat milk drinker Heather recently got a fair slice of her ex’s wealth in last month's divorce settlement. How does £24.3 million sound? Not bad by anyone’s standards, but Heather was still hopping mad. And, no, it wasn’t because some cruel bastard nicked her false leg.
With that sort of money at her disposal, she can now afford a leg for all occasions. White and pasty; tanned and gorgeous; or battered and bruised.
The press have never been kind to poor Heather. Ever since the two announced their marriage, plenty of people, including Paul’s own daughter Stella, said it would never work out.
Everyone was right, and if we’d been bothered to put a bet on, we would have been rolling in the money. Just like Heather is now. So while everyone shakes their fist at Heather Mills in anger, an unlikely source has come to her aid. That’s right, the former squeeze of John Lennon, Yoko Ono. She told Now Magazine:
"It's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, but suffered quietly and endured."
How it would be hard is beyond us. If we happened to be attached to someone famous, we think we could cope. Of course, our egos would swell and we’d demand vintage 1989 Tango, but is that so much to ask?
As our other-halves made all the money, we’d sit buy and count it all up - before throwing it in the air and re-counting it again.
8th April 2008 10:51 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
New Heather Mills Nude Photos Emerge
Sir Paul's ex posed minus clothes...and artificial leg...
By: Cher Tippetts on Monday
07th Apr 2008
Entertainmentwise.com
A U.K tabloid has unearthed some more old pictures of Heather Mills posing in the buff.
But it wasn't just her clothes that Sir Paul McCartney’s ex jettisoned for the 1999 shoot.
Heather appears naked and without her artificial leg in black-and-white photos originally designed to promote her anti-landmine charity work.
However, they never saw the light of day – until now.
A source explains to the News Of The World why: "…Heather figured Paul would take a pretty dim view if suddenly a load of nude pictures of her came out. It wasn't just this shoot she worried about - there was the infamous porn-style German sex manual she starred in too.
"Quite a few people got phone calls and she made it very clear that the McCartney legal team would come down like a ton of bricks if the pictures ever went public."
Last year a newspaper uncovered explicit full frontal shots of Heather, allegedly taken during her days as a 'glamour model'.
8th April 2008 11:00 AM
gimmekeef
Mills and Yoko ..two of the biggest goldiggers of alltime
8th April 2008 11:36 AM
Joey
I had no IDEA Heather was a Hooker !!!!
No friggin IDEA !!!!
....and you's ?!
Developing .........................
Fly ! ™
8th April 2008 01:48 PM
Sioux
quote:Joey wrote:
I had no IDEA Heather was a Hooker !!!!
No friggin IDEA !!!!
....and you's ?!
Developing .........................
Fly ! ™
I'm SHOCKED, Joey. Absolutely shocked...
8th April 2008 01:58 PM
Steel Wheels
Mills makes Yoko look great.
8th April 2008 03:15 PM
Joey
quote:Steel Wheels wrote:
Mills makes Yoko look great.
Yoko looks better now than she did when she was twenty - five . Word .
'kins , Est. 1999 ...and loved by everybody
8th April 2008 04:11 PM
Shawn20
My favorite bumper sticker of all time: I Still Hate Yoko!
8th April 2008 06:45 PM
glencar
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Yoko Ono Feels All Upset For Heather Mills
April 6th, 2008
by Matthew Laidlow
Hecklerspray.com
It’s fair to say that John Lennon was a bit of a musical genius. He and Paul McCartney momentarily stopped nicking cars and Hobnobs from the corner shop to write a whole load of pop tunes. These songs captivated a city, a country and later the whole world.
However, every successful star has a downfall, and he had a couple. But unlike today’s woozy musicians, like the moon crater face bloke from Keane, the copious amounts of drugs he took didn’t knacker him up. Instead, it was a stumpy Japanese woman called Yoko Ono.
Once she got hold of him, he kind of went a bit soppy, writing billions of songs in her honour. His other silly mistake was getting naked on a 1968 Rolling Stone cover with her. Not a pleasant sight. After John Lennon got his brains splattered across New York, she disappeared for a while. But still reappeared now and then to tell us that she was married to a Beatle.
Now she’s back to defend peg-legged Heather Mills. Another ex-Beatle’s wife. But, while Linda McCartney left us nothing but a horrible line of frozen food meals, Paul McCartney’s latest divorcee hasn’t quite done anything on such a scale. Probably because she isn’t dead yet. Though she is quite well hated now by a) gold-diggers who didn’t get to Paul first and b) legions of deluded Beatles fans who worship the ground their hero walks on.
Does it matter if he puts out a totally strange and crap classical-sounding album? Of course not, these fans will lap it up. The same fans who undoubtedly know where their hero buys his burgers and jockstraps.
The ongoing Heather Mills v Paul McCartney feud has been gripping the nation for months. We’ve even been told that Hollywood wants to make a five-hour epic movie starring the two. Heather’s story will be told as a poor pauper girl who one day meets Paul, the man of her dreams at a vegetarian cook-off competition.
After discussing the ins and outs of leaf and pinecone soup, the two marry, argue and then fight. But it’s no ordinary fight. Their anti-meat diet gives them super powers. Powers where they fight through distant galaxies - in the past, present and future.
Rat milk drinker Heather recently got a fair slice of her ex’s wealth in last month's divorce settlement. How does £24.3 million sound? Not bad by anyone’s standards, but Heather was still hopping mad. And, no, it wasn’t because some cruel bastard nicked her false leg.
With that sort of money at her disposal, she can now afford a leg for all occasions. White and pasty; tanned and gorgeous; or battered and bruised.
The press have never been kind to poor Heather. Ever since the two announced their marriage, plenty of people, including Paul’s own daughter Stella, said it would never work out.
Everyone was right, and if we’d been bothered to put a bet on, we would have been rolling in the money. Just like Heather is now. So while everyone shakes their fist at Heather Mills in anger, an unlikely source has come to her aid. That’s right, the former squeeze of John Lennon, Yoko Ono. She told Now Magazine:
"It's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, but suffered quietly and endured."
How it would be hard is beyond us. If we happened to be attached to someone famous, we think we could cope. Of course, our egos would swell and we’d demand vintage 1989 Tango, but is that so much to ask?
As our other-halves made all the money, we’d sit buy and count it all up - before throwing it in the air and re-counting it again.
That is one of the nastiest articles I've ever read! Me likey!!!!
9th April 2008 12:27 PM
Joey
quote:glencar wrote:
That is one of the nastiest articles I've ever read! Me likey!!!!
Blue ......
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9th April 2008 05:03 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
"It's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, but suffered quietly and endured."
9th April 2008 05:53 PM
Joey
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
"It's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, but suffered quietly and endured."
TTM ....... :
Chris Elliot & Gerard Mulligan will be on Letterman Friday evening . Could you please tape this for me ?! ... As that is me ' Drinkin' Night ' .
Bless You !
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Chris Elliot & Gerard Mulligan
Steve Martin
Hand Shadow Artist Raymond Crowe
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
"It's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, but suffered quietly and endured."
Iggy Pop's "Cock In My Pocket" springs readily to mind here...
9th April 2008 06:07 PM
mojoman
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Yoko Ono Feels All Upset For Heather Mills
April 6th, 2008
by Matthew Laidlow
Hecklerspray.com
It’s fair to say that John Lennon was a bit of a musical genius. He and Paul McCartney momentarily stopped nicking cars and Hobnobs from the corner shop to write a whole load of pop tunes. These songs captivated a city, a country and later the whole world.
However, every successful star has a downfall, and he had a couple. But unlike today’s woozy musicians, like the moon crater face bloke from Keane, the copious amounts of drugs he took didn’t knacker him up. Instead, it was a stumpy Japanese woman called Yoko Ono.
Once she got hold of him, he kind of went a bit soppy, writing billions of songs in her honour. His other silly mistake was getting naked on a 1968 Rolling Stone cover with her. Not a pleasant sight. After John Lennon got his brains splattered across New York, she disappeared for a while. But still reappeared now and then to tell us that she was married to a Beatle.
Now she’s back to defend peg-legged Heather Mills. Another ex-Beatle’s wife. But, while Linda McCartney left us nothing but a horrible line of frozen food meals, Paul McCartney’s latest divorcee hasn’t quite done anything on such a scale. Probably because she isn’t dead yet. Though she is quite well hated now by a) gold-diggers who didn’t get to Paul first and b) legions of deluded Beatles fans who worship the ground their hero walks on.
Does it matter if he puts out a totally strange and crap classical-sounding album? Of course not, these fans will lap it up. The same fans who undoubtedly know where their hero buys his burgers and jockstraps.
The ongoing Heather Mills v Paul McCartney feud has been gripping the nation for months. We’ve even been told that Hollywood wants to make a five-hour epic movie starring the two. Heather’s story will be told as a poor pauper girl who one day meets Paul, the man of her dreams at a vegetarian cook-off competition.
After discussing the ins and outs of leaf and pinecone soup, the two marry, argue and then fight. But it’s no ordinary fight. Their anti-meat diet gives them super powers. Powers where they fight through distant galaxies - in the past, present and future.
Rat milk drinker Heather recently got a fair slice of her ex’s wealth in last month's divorce settlement. How does £24.3 million sound? Not bad by anyone’s standards, but Heather was still hopping mad. And, no, it wasn’t because some cruel bastard nicked her false leg.
With that sort of money at her disposal, she can now afford a leg for all occasions. White and pasty; tanned and gorgeous; or battered and bruised.
The press have never been kind to poor Heather. Ever since the two announced their marriage, plenty of people, including Paul’s own daughter Stella, said it would never work out.
Everyone was right, and if we’d been bothered to put a bet on, we would have been rolling in the money. Just like Heather is now. So while everyone shakes their fist at Heather Mills in anger, an unlikely source has come to her aid. That’s right, the former squeeze of John Lennon, Yoko Ono. She told Now Magazine:
"It's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, but suffered quietly and endured."
How it would be hard is beyond us. If we happened to be attached to someone famous, we think we could cope. Of course, our egos would swell and we’d demand vintage 1989 Tango, but is that so much to ask?
As our other-halves made all the money, we’d sit buy and count it all up - before throwing it in the air and re-counting it again.
10th April 2008 06:29 PM
Joey
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I never watch Letterman....way past my bedtime.
You make Joey sad .
Why ?!
10th April 2008 06:31 PM
mojoman
do you believe paul married a hooker?
10th April 2008 11:01 PM
Joey
quote:mojoman wrote:
do you believe paul married a hooker?
mojo ............................
Why was Heather a hooker ?!
WHY ?!
WHY ?!
11th April 2008 09:40 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
Heather Mills launches new offensive against Paul McCartney
By Anita Singh, Showbusiness Editor
11/04/2008
Telegraph
Heather Mills has launched a fresh offensive against former husband Sir Paul McCartney, mocking his love life and boasting of the moment she doused his lawyer with water during the couple’s acrimonious divorce battle.
The former Beatle appears to have moved on since splitting from Miss Mills, and was recently pictured enjoying a Caribbean holiday with American heiress Nancy Shevell.
Heather Mills said she will fight to clear her name.
He has also been linked to actress Rosanna Arquette and former Olympic horsewoman Tanya Larrigan.
In a swipe at her ex-husband’s romantic interests, Miss Mills told GMTV: “I think he’s got three different girlfriends, so I wish all the girls the best of luck. Well, better them than me.”
The 40-year-old charity campaigner was awarded a £24.3 million settlement last month after four years of marriage. The hearing ended in high drama when Miss Mills poured a jug of water over the head of Fiona Shackleton, Sir Paul’s lawyer. Mrs Shackleton, 51, emerged from the High Court with wet hair.
“Mrs Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic -I thought it did her the world of good,” Miss Mills said, adding cattily: “And now I’ve been offered lots of jobs for creating re-looks for women of her age with those kind of hair-dos. So I have no regrets.”
If Sir Paul had hoped that the divorce settlement would spell the end of hostilities between the couple, he is likely to be disappointed.
Miss Mills is now fighting to have the full transcripts of the hearing made public.
She was furious when Mr Justice Bennett published his damning ruling, in which he described her as an “explosive and volatile” character who had made a “less than impressive witness”.
“I want the transcripts released because I was never once explosive and volatile. It’s very strange and at the moment I’m arguing with him on a daily basis about the fact that he should release the transcripts because he’s done a very, virtually one-sided, judgment. And when you read the transcripts - they’re completely the opposite. So we’ll get there in the end and the truth always outs in the end,” she said. “I’m fighting to be able to clear my name. I want my daughter to know that none of those things are true.”
Miss Mills represented herself at the hearing and described it as a “David versus Goliath situation - when you’re fighting the Establishment”.
It emerged from Mr Justice Bennett’s ruling that the former topless model had sought £125 million from her ex-husband, but ended up with just a fifth of that figure.
The couple share custody of their daughter Beatrice, four.
11th April 2008 10:00 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
McCartney ‘Furious’ with Mills for Instructions on Daughter
Posted on: April 10, 2008 01:37 PDT
Filed under: Celebs
www.hiphop-elements.com
Paul McCartney is reportedly “furious” with his ex-wife Heather Mills for sending him instructions on how to care for their 4-year-old daughter Beatrice. The Beatles star is spending time with his daughter while Mills is in the United States to be a judge in the Miss USA pageant.
Sources say Mills faxed eight pages of diet instructions to the hotel where McCartney and Beatrice are staying.
“Paul booked the break for some quality time with Beatrice. Now he’s found out that Heather has been driving the hotel staff mad, faxing both the head chef and manager instructions and recipe suggestions for Bea,” alleged an insider. “Paul is furious. He is perfectly capable of looking after his own daughter – especially after successfully bringing up his other children in vegetarian diets.”
11th April 2008 12:27 PM
Joey
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
McCartney ‘Furious’ with Mills for Instructions on Daughter
Posted on: April 10, 2008 01:37 PDT
Filed under: Celebs
www.hiphop-elements.com
Paul McCartney is reportedly “furious” with his ex-wife Heather Mills for sending him instructions on how to care for their 4-year-old daughter Beatrice. The Beatles star is spending time with his daughter while Mills is in the United States to be a judge in the Miss USA pageant.
Sources say Mills faxed eight pages of diet instructions to the hotel where McCartney and Beatrice are staying.
“Paul booked the break for some quality time with Beatrice. Now he’s found out that Heather has been driving the hotel staff mad, faxing both the head chef and manager instructions and recipe suggestions for Bea,” alleged an insider. “Paul is furious. He is perfectly capable of looking after his own daughter – especially after successfully bringing up his other children in vegetarian diets.”
Why was Heather a Hooker ?!
WHY ?!
11th April 2008 12:47 PM
~Cocaine Eyes~
Mills makes me ill.
11th April 2008 03:06 PM
Joey
quote:~Cocaine Eyes~ wrote:
Mills makes me ill.
.... you are much loved by Baby Joey !
11th April 2008 07:33 PM
Sioux
Good grief, this woman is never going to go away.
11th April 2008 08:40 PM
BONOISLOVE
I like women, when they are lesbians.
12th April 2008 02:56 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:Sioux wrote:
Good grief, this woman is never going to go away.
