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| stonedinaustralia |
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FPM C10 wrote:
...shouldn't the Pope have been hooked up to a bunch of machines and kept alive indefinitely? (And actually, didn't he specifically ask for that to happen?)Weren't the "evil" people who wanted to "starve" Terri Schiavo actually simply wanting her to be allowed the "Grace of death"?
May they BOTH rest in peace.
thanks for that FPM (and all the hard slog you put in on the other death bed thread)
i was going to make some dark humoured remark about the conjunction of these two events but wasn't in the mood for getting people with no sense of humour getting pissed of at me for being tasteless - so i thought i'd just let it go as being not worth the effort - so,yeah,cheers |
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| Gazza |
It's now been confirmed that the Pope has died |
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| Moonisup |
When the new pope is choosen, he goes to a closed cabin, where someone is touching his balls to confirm that he's a man. That's because in the Dark Ages there was a pope that was a woman |
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| Poplar |
I just woke up to the city church bells ringing. 
sad news.
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| sirmoonie |
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Moonisup wrote:
When the new pope is choosen, he goes to a closed cabin, where someone is touching his balls to confirm that he's a man. That's because in the Dark Ages there was a pope that was a woman
Musta been pitch black during them dark Ages.
Have all those priests tried this defense yet? "Thank you, your honor. My client was just checking to see whether the alleged victim was supposed to go to the little girl's or the little boy's room. Under Opus Gei, these charges must be dismissed." |
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| LadyJane |
I have many, many issues with my Catholic Church but tonight as I watch so many people mourn I must put those aside and realize that this man devoted his life to what he believed was right. His message was one of peace and tolerance. He lived and died with dignity. May he rest in peace.
LJ. |
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| corgi37 |
The Pope is dead?
I didnt even know he was sick!
Boom-boom. |
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| glencar |
He went quickly. RIP Pope JP II. |
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| Taptrick |
I like to eat at the Pope's Table at Buca di Beppo. I wonder if they have taken off the lifesized head statue of the Pope that sits in the middle of this table on that giant lazy-susan....that would be creey to have that thing spinning around looking at everybody just after he died.
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Taptrick wrote:
I like to eat at the Pope's Table at Buca di Beppo.
[Edited by Taptrick]
I like Buca's myself, it's nothing fancy, but effective and cheap, plus they got this semi-topless pic of Sofia Loren by the bar that gets my pecker hard everytime I see it |
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| Factory Girl |
RIP Pope John Paul II. |
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| Ronnie B. Wood |
4.2.0.1. My God
People = what have you done =
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bend to your religion =
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the God of nothing =
if that's all that you can see.
You are the God of everything =
He's a part of you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you wish to waive.
The bloody Church of England =
in chains of history =
requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea.
And the graven image you=know=who=
he's got him fixed =
with His plastic crucifix =
confuses me as to who and where and why =
as to how He gets His kicks.
Confessing to the endless sin =
the endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the Gods that you can count.
4.2.0.2. Hymn 43
Oh Father high in heaven = smile down upon your son
who's busy with his money games = his women and his gun.
And the unsung Western Hero killed an indian or three
and made his name in Hollywood to set the white man free.
If Jesus saves = well, He'd better save Himself
from the gory glory seeker's who use His name in death.
I saw Him in the city and on the mountains of the moon =
his cross was rather bloody=He could hardly roll His stone
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** Jethro Tull ***.
4.2.0.3. Slipstream
Well the lush separation enfolds you =
and the products of wealth
push you along the bow wave
of their spiritless undying selves.
And you press on God's waiter your last dime =
as He hands you the bill.
And you spin in the slipstream =
tideless = unreasoning =
paddle right out of the mess.
4.2.0.5. Wind Up
When I was young, they packed me off to school
and taught me how not to play the game.
I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
or if they said that I was just a fool.
So I left there in the morning with their God tucked
underneath my arm =
their half=assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply,
He said = I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares);
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** Jethro Tull ***.
before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers=
I don't believe you: you got the whole damn
thing all wrong =
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
Well you can excommunicate me on my way to Sunday school
and have all the bishops harmonize these lines =
how do you dare to tell me that I'm my Father's son
when that was just an accident of Birth.
I'd rather look around me = compose a better song
'cos that's the honest measure of my worth.
In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man
that me,
as you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
ORGANISED RELIGION - BURN IN HELL! |
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| Irresistible-Lady |
R.I.P amen |
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| Jair |
Wondering if he went to heaven or hell..... |
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| Joey |
quote:
Irresistible-Lady wrote:
R.I.P amen
Yes , Amen !
BEST POPE YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| glencar |
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Jair wrote:
Wondering if he went to heaven or hell.....
You really are the biggest moron on this board after all. You win nothing but "congrats" anyway, dick. |
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| Jair |
quote:
glencar wrote:
You really are the biggest moron on this board after all. You win nothing but "congrats" anyway, dick.
You know, Glencar, I was just kidding, if you didn't realise that. I give so much importance to the Pope as I do to Elvis Presley: none! To me, fuck both, i don't care.
The Catholic Church is full of sins. The Vatican is a Joke with all that richness & talking about poverty.
If you believe in all that "humbug", is that your problem, but this dont make me a moron, as you said.
You didn't need to be so rude about me. It was a simple joke. Damn, you're so serious! Go see a neurologist or a shrink.
What a hell! Wake up in the morning and to be called a moron and dick just because a joke? Gee!!!
I'm sorrowfull by what you said and i honestly think you owe me apologies. I never called you a moron or dick and I respect your points of view.
If my inappropriate comment about "heaven or hell" hurted anyone, my apologies. But I say again, I was just kiddind.
Peace anyone!
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| Joey |
quote:
Jair wrote:
You know, Glencar, I was just kidding, if you didn't realise that. I give so much importance to the Pope as I do to Elvis Presley: none! To me, fuck both, i don't care.
The Catholic Church is full of sins. The Vatican is a Joke with all that richness & talking about poverty.
If you believe in all that "humbug", is that your problem, but this dont make me a moron, as you said.
You didn't need to be so rude about me. It was a simple joke. Damn, you're so serious! Go see a neurologist or a shrink.
What a hell! Wake up in the morning and to be called a moron and dick just because a joke? Gee!!!
I'm sorrowfull by what you said and i honestly think you owe me apologies. I never called you a moron or dick and I respect your points of view.
If my inappropriate comment about "heaven or hell" hurted anyone, my apologies. But I say again, I was just kiddind.
Peace anyone!
I'm sensing a little ' tension ' between the two of you !
I'm sensing ....................................
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| glencar |
Fuck off, Jair, will ya? |
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| keith_tif |
In his last book, JPII, compare abortion to holocaust!!!He was completely mad!!
http://archquo.nouvelobs.com/cgi/articles?ad=europe/20050223.OBS9504.html&host=http://permanent.nouvelobs.com/
I'm fed up with news on pope's death! What about secularity of our Republic (French Republic), flags on all official edifices, A half day for see funeral, Prefects are forced to go to the Church in their town to follow funeral, TV, papers, radio... always the Pope!!
In France, everybody are fed up except Catholics!!
Catholic religion=sect
I'm going to launch my tv through window like Keith Richard on American Tour 1970!!!
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
keith_tif wrote:
I'm going to launch my tv through window like Keith Richard on American Tour 1970!!!
Hey, you can badmouth the Pope all you want, but the TV set got thrown out the window on the '72 Tour!!!!
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| keith_tif |
Oh sorry sorry !!!!! You are right!!!It was in 1972!
I'm going to pray for the pope with my chaplet and my bible!!!!
Oh my God!!! My God!!! It was in 1972!! |
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| glencar |
Man, you're stupid. |
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| keith_tif |
It's easy to insult people but it's more difficuly to open your eyes when you're blinded!
God didn't exist only in Religious peoples' mind!
We know the sads results!!! |
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| egon |
prince rainier left us as well.
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| Gazza |
Too bad. The Vatican and Monaco must be the two smallest countries in the world. Very bizarre that their two leaders die within 72 hours of each other |
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| egon |
yeah.
could the queen of holland be next....? |
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| keith_tif |
Rainier, nothin to say! I had forgotten that he was in live!
Queen of Holland: never heard of her!
People of Holland who is a star in France today it's Bolkenstein, he's in France to explain that his Directive is not liberal but it's like to preach in the desert! |
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| telecaster |
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Gazza wrote:
Too bad. The Vatican and Monaco must be the two smallest countries in the world. Very bizarre that their two leaders die within 72 hours of each other
Good point Gazza
Lets all hope the leader of Luxemburgh is in good health.. |
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