Just wanted to be first...I know this will perhaps get us away from appreciation threads.......
30th March 2007 04:27 PM
pdog
I don't feel fooled....
30th March 2007 04:30 PM
Jumacfly
The First April Fools Thread:
New Mick's solo album.
Line up:
Guitar,Synthetiser,Drums: Matt Clifford
Guitar: Mick Jagger
Drums: Frutiloop and Matt Clifford
Bass: Mick Jagger and a 14 years old boy
Vocals: Rob Thomas,Justin Timberlake,Bernard Fowler,David Beckham,Matt Clifford
Released on Nespresso(What else?)Records this fall.
30th March 2007 04:31 PM
gimmekeef
quote:pdog wrote:
I don't feel fooled....
Think again..................
30th March 2007 04:50 PM
Nellcote
The Fools?
Sure, I've seen 'em!
Then, there's this one
Great Lyrics!
Life Sucks (then you die)The Fools
My house burned down in a flash of thunder.
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
My son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
My daughter's knocked up by the class of '85.
People say that life is good;
It don't seem good to me.
I'm lost without a paddle,
And I'm headed up shit creek.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
The government dumps its toxic waste
Right on top of my mother's grave.
A team of experts say it won't do her no harm.
But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
I cut off my dick with a power tool
Fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
(And it hurt, too!)
People say that life is good,
But I just piss and moan.
I got one foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
Let me hear some "yee-hah"s out there!
I went to the store to buy some shells.
My gun went off and blew the owner to hell.
Now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife.
Another guy wants me to be his wife.
Hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have.
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
I said, people say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
30th March 2007 05:23 PM
glencar
Won't get fooled again!
30th March 2007 05:44 PM
Chuck
April Fool
(Ronnie Lane)
She said I'll see you in the morning, darling
I'll see you when the kids have gone to school
But well I know tomorrow is your birthday
I know you know that you're an April Fool
We used to roam so freely. It's been so long
I took my dreams to bed now where they belong
She said there's dust and cobwebs on your north star
There no more fussing the campfires in your hair
I'll see the wheels there rusted in the backyard
I know we're not going anywhere
We used to roam so freely. It's been so long
I took my dreams to bed now where they belong
30th March 2007 06:04 PM
fireontheplatter
quote:Nellcote wrote:
The Fools?
Sure, I've seen 'em!
Then, there's this one
blessed are the cracked..they let the light in
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