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| glencar |
LOL I like you. Stick around. And yes, time zones are buzz kills. |
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| Joey |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
Thanks, Joey!!! (was that what you refer to as "posting"??)
Better go to bed now, it's late on my side of the pond...
Hello Jostorm ..........................
Yes , well done !!!!!
That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"
You're POSTIN' baby!
The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.
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| SheRat |
JoStorm:
Also, here's a bit of board history. This all took place at another board, but the cast of characters will be VERY familiar to you:
THE GODDAMN OFFICIAL C10 EXPLANATION POST
by unofficial Gasland historian, SheRat
1) Two Gasland Drunkards Post Nonsense in "Hello America, How r ya!"
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=2472&P=0&T=2472
2) Somewhat Sober Reflection in "A note from Cleveland"
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=2672&P=0&T=2672
3) "Drunken post": In Which more Drunken Posting Occurs:
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=2730&P=0&T=2730
4) "All's well that Ends Well": Nanker Gets Teary Eyed (ruining his Lancome Mascara)
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=2762&P=0&T=2762
5) Sir Stonesalot Muses: "My God! I'm Still Alive!"
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=2776&P=0&T=2776
6) Sir Stonesalot Waxes Loquacious: "More thoughts on the summit..."
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=2819&P=0&T=2819
7) More Members of the newly formed C10 Weigh in on the Summit's Impact on World Events: "C-Town And Back To Reality"
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=2898&P=0&T=2898
8) And finally, reflections from C10 Members Almost a Year Later: "The "C10" Thing"
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=31384&P=0&T=31384
PS. Moonlight Mile is the old handle of our beloved sirmoonie.
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| pdog |
w/o She Rat, we are nothing! |
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| Starbuck |
jostorm!
brilliant!
you have a solid understanding of the loonies! however, don't go too hard on riffy...he is a decent guy (despite his voting record!) and, from what i've told, he has a sexy voice. he also shared a bed with feej, which is the bravest thing anyone has done around here since pugsly danced on the bar at hogs n honies (sans mechanical bull).
a few other things you should be made aware of:
1. gazza has been sheep free since may of 2002.
2. joey is actually a gay muppet (below) - think "brokeback omaha":
although he did have a one night stand with an obese dunn brothers waitress this time last year.
3. TomL has been kidnapped by mexican bandits and is being held for ransom in a small hut in guadalajara.
4. sherat has explained the "C10" thing 57 times, by my count.
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| glencar |
I just ate dinner & now fel like I need to vomit. That poor waitress pic - photoshop right? |
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| Riffhard |
Hey shit fire I like ya too! Though the post got a little winded when the "America created Osama" bit started. Uhhh Joanna,America did not create that assclown. Islam did. We used him once upon a time,but you know we were in the process of winning the Cold War at the time so,you know,that's life. Stick around. You'll fit right in. By the by,I am far from the craziest nut in the bin here! That honor would go to....well best leave that one alone.
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Jostorm: Brilliant Postin'
Love these guys, even thou they tend to get a little carried away with their own rhetoric. And believe me, in your thread, you have gotten a taste of them all!!
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| voodoopug |
thanks bucky...I had almost forgotten about my bar top dancing!! (sans bull) |
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| jostorm |
Morning, sleepyheads! Thanks for all your thorough scientific research, she-rat, you're a star!!! I shall put in a request for a month's sabbatical at work today and shall probably emerge as a cyber-loonie-specialist at the end of it....(or do I better apply for a whole year? what do you think??)
Starbuck: phew! I'm glad Gazza's sheep-free now, I was having a spot of trouble talking the Berlin authorities into letting me fly my sheep into Germany for the Stones Concert for when we meet up, and Easyjet's Customer Service claim their on-board policy stops them from providing fresh Yorkshire grass and copious amounts of fresh water in open containers during flights , which I think is a scandal, as they do offer kosher, vegan, wheat-free and macrobiotic alternatives, is this blatant sheep-discrimination or what???... Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
So, Joey, you are gay? Great! I do love gay men (and women), plenty of my closest friends reside on Brokeback Mountain or are passionate full-time lady muff-divers, and personally, I am currently and comfortably a grade 9 on the 1-10 fag-hag scala...As a matter of fact, in my next life I shall most definitely come back as gay myself, if only to save the ten years time it took me to get used to the set of weird equipment owned by the opposite sex, very steep learning curve, I tell ya... (no pun intended)
Dear Riffy: we'll get along ok as long as we agree to disagree...no hard feelings?
Better go and do some work now. Have a nice weekend everyone!
PS: Just one last question. Which black hat did the White Rabbit suddenly emerge from??? Have I unconsciously developed a magical cyber-touch?
(Note to self: Will need at least another month just to read through that post...)
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| jostorm |
Hey, the White Rabbit is gone! Or was I hallucinating??? Was that you, Gazza??? Wow, I'm impressed!!! Could you do the same with the three grumpy clients waiting outside my door???? (Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!) |
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| jostorm |
Erm, just realised the rabbit was bad news, for my part I hadn't even read it (thread too long-and life's too short! and now I know it was filled with bile I'm glad I didn't). Please don't be upset, Lady Jane, just think of something nice and forget it...fluffy lambs, for example.....Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
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| LadyJane |
Welcome to the asylum Jo!!!
Someday I'll explain the whole sheep thing to ya!!
There is an insane poster named nankerphelge who hasn't been around too much this week. Just wait until you read some of his stuff!!!!! It will create further questions.
SheRat's info on the C10 is brilliant. Got to re-read all of that later. LMAO
Nice thing about RO is that LOTS of us have met thanks to this Tour and that just sends us into MORE madness. YOU should see howe we act in person!!!!!!!!!!!
We love the Stones...We love to party....We love to be crazy...and when we are attacked....we stick together!!
Welcome!!
LJ.
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| Nellcote |
The Tubes said it best...
Here's a bit of "What Do You Want From Life?", with the memorable last line...
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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| Riffhard |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
So, Joey, you are gay? Great! I do love gay men (and women), plenty of my closest friends reside on Brokeback Mountain or are passionate full-time lady muff-divers, and personally, I am currently and comfortably a grade 9 on the 1-10 fag-hag scala
Well you've got Joey pegged that much is for sure! Welcome to Joey's Faggy Holiday Camp. Put on your eye shades. Put in your earplugs. You know where to put the cork!
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Riffhard wrote:
Well you've got Joey pegged that much is for sure! Welcome to Joey's Faggy Holiday Camp. Put on your eye shades. Put in your earplugs. You know where to put the cork!
Absolute genius.
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| jostorm |
Erm, Gentlemen, if you're here for the "Weekly Homophobia Workshop", you've got the wrong room, this is the "Embroidery Class For Nice People In Touch With Their Feminine Side". Just carry on down the hall and it's the third door on your left...and if you don't mind shutting the door behind you? Thanks!
I read this article written by a psychologist the other day, Riffy, that stated there is a very high percentage of homosexual men in the armed forces who don't even know they are closet-homosexuals...They tend to hide behind a facade of testosterone-fuelled aggression all their lives.
And perhaps even repetedly post pictures of macho-weapons????? Sort of overcompensatory behaviour, if you get my drift???? 
Lady Jane: thank you, you are most kind, I shall await your explanation with the utmost patience....And I think I have seen reams and reams of dialogues that go Nanky? Joey? and so on, which have just made my mind boggle, is that the chap you mean???
Nellcote: are those the lyrics to an existing song, or have you reached unheard-off levels of surreality??? Very funny for sure...
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| Riffhard |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
I read this article written by a psychologist the other day, Riffy, that stated there is a very high percentage of homosexual men in the armed forces who don't even know they are closet-homosexuals...They tend to hide behind a facade of testosterone-fuelled aggression all their lives.
And perhaps even repetedly post pictures of macho-weapons????? Sort of overcompensatory behaviour, if you get my drift????
Surely you're not refering to me?! I'm just trying to get a little sun,and you start in with all this homophobe shit!
Riffy
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| Joey |
" So, Joey, you are gay? Great! I do love gay men (and women), plenty of my closest friends reside on Brokeback Mountain or "
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***** You make Joey say , Huh ?!?! ******
www.nebraskacoeds.com
J. " Snuggle to the Joe " Fly !
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[ Edited by Baby Steelie ]
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
And perhaps even repetedly post pictures of macho-weapons????? Sort of overcompensatory behaviour, if you get my drift????
[Edited by jean genet]
THANK YOU. That is the biggest, gayest bunch of phallic symbols I've ever seen. Besides that, it's a ridiculous thought that this multi-million dollar pile of death would do anything to fight terrorism - if we ever get into World War I again, and the enemy's army is out in a field by itself, that arsenal would work great - in today's world, it's only good for killing civilians and destroying infrastructure, which can then be rebuilt at an obscene profit by companies that specialize in profiting from death (cue music: "Masters of War").
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| Joey |
" THANK YOU. That is the biggest, gayest bunch of phallic symbols I've ever seen. Besides that, it's a ridiculous thought that this multi-million dollar pile of death would do anything to fight terrorism - if we ever get into World War I again, and the enemy's army is out in a field by itself, that arsenal would work great - in today's world, it's only good for killing civilians and destroying infrastructure, which can then be rebuilt at an obscene profit by companies that specialize in profiting from death (cue music: "Masters of War"). "
I would like to nuzzle you !
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V
" Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing?
Where have all the flowers gone, long time ago?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Gone to young girls, every one!
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the young girls gone, long time passing?
Where have all the young girls gone, long time ago?
Where have all the young girls gone?
Gone to young men, every one!
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the young men gone, long time passing?
Where have all the young men gone, long time ago?
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone to soldiers, every one!
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
And where have all the soldiers gone, long time passing?
Where have all the soldiers gone, a long time ago?
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards, every one!
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
And where have all the graveyards gone, long time passing?
Where have all the graveyards gone, long time ago?
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Gone to flowers, every one!
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn? "
The song was inspired by a passage
from Mikhail Sholokhov's novel
"And Quie Flows the Don" with additional
verses by Joe Hickerson.
Source:
Music & Lyrics from www.duchessathome.com
" Nixon at the Movies Ronnie ?!?! "
Jersey Joe ! ®
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
FPM C10 wrote:
THANK YOU. ... it's a ridiculous thought that (a) multi-million dollar pile of death would do anything to fight terrorism - if we ever get into World War I again, and the enemy's army is out in a field by itself, that arsenal would work great - in today's world, it's only good for killing civilians and destroying infrastructure, which can then be rebuilt at an obscene profit by companies that specialize in profiting from death (cue music: "Masters of War").
[Edited by FPM C10]
excellent 2,741st post!!
see Joseph Conrad - "The Secret Agent"...he wrote "the heart of darkness" as i'm sure you know
[img]picture of joseph (joey??) conrad[ /img] |
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| Joey |
For My Babies !!! :
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| jostorm |
Riffy: nice little butt you have there, Luv!
Joey: oops, I didn't upset you, did I?
FPM C10: Men and their phallic symbols, what can you do???
I read in the newspaper the other day that on Christmas Day 1917 (I think, well, one of the Christmasses during the First World War anyway), the French and the German side lay down their arms at the front for a brief interlude, put up two socker teams, and spontaneously and innocently kicked a ball around, with everyone else watching and cheering them on....I guess that after the match they resumed trying to shoot one another....
As far as you can call any war conflict "humane", those were still the days where there was still a vestige of humanity and perhaps even a certain chivalry left, I suppose long-range arms and their anonimity put a deffinite end to that. Or perhaps dropping the bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki did ? don't really know...In any case, looking into an oponents eyes while stabbing them with a bayonet must be totally different from dropping bombs or napalm, God, how did we get on this subject?
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
Joey wrote:
For My Babies !!! :
Thank you, thank you and thank you. If this thread lacked anything, it was Paris. Leave it to Joey!! |
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| PeerQueer |
Paris...................................><=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
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| Joey |
quote:
PeerQueer wrote:
Paris...................................><=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Say no more !!!!! :
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| Joey |
" Joey: oops, I didn't upset you, did I? "
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| glencar |
I just watched "Kinsey" & now it all makes sense to me... |
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| PeerQueer |
Kinsey was on to something -- and he was said to be quite well hung!
I so miss those college days... |
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