| March 22nd, 2005 04:00 PM |
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| glencar |
Cut & paste jobs are the funniest! |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:04 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Cut & paste jobs are the funniest!
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Baby Joe Sea Scroll |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:08 PM |
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| glencar |
Ugliest women:
1) Hillary Clinton
2) Barbs Streisand
3) Joan Rivers
4) Camilla Bowles
5) Susan Estrich
6) Fran Drescher
7) Donnatella Versace
8) Madeline Albright
9) Cafe Hostess Jill
10) Phyllis Diller |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:15 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
9) Cafe Hostess Jill
" The Source " loves the gentle way I wipe off her back . |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:17 PM |
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| glencar |
You skip all the hairs, doncha? |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:47 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
You skip all the hairs, doncha?
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| March 22nd, 2005 04:47 PM |
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| glencar |
You posting at Maxy's yet? |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:48 PM |
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| kath |
seen my new avatar??? |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:50 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
You posting at Maxy's yet?
{{{{ ? }}}}
{{{{{ WTF ?!?! }}}}}
{{{{{{{ You make Joey say , Huh ?!?! }}}}}}
{{{{{{{ ******* BLANK FRIGGIN STARE ******* }}}}}}}}} |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:50 PM |
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| glencar |
kath, is your new avatar AKA "Cafe Hostess Jill"? |
| March 22nd, 2005 04:51 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
kath, is your new avatar AKA "Cafe Hostess Jill"?
I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
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| March 22nd, 2005 04:55 PM |
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| kath |
i just read up on "benign f's"....really sort of not a big deal. it says "most people will have them at some time in their life."
actually, the avatar was created from the cover of this week's "weekly world news" which includes a fascinating story about a man who farts himself to death.....
[Edited by kath] |
| March 22nd, 2005 10:56 PM |
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| corgi37 |
Ahh, i've had worse. |
| March 22nd, 2005 11:12 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
kath wrote:
i just read up on "benign f's"....really sort of not a big deal. it says "most people will have them at some time in their life."
actually, the avatar was created from the cover of this week's "weekly world news" which includes a fascinating story about a man who farts himself to death.....
[Edited by kath]
joshy tells me today that he beleives his health is failing and hopes that his "board enemies" will find it within themselves to wish him well |
| March 22nd, 2005 11:13 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
kath wrote:
seen my new avatar???
I have seen it, and i dont like it |
| March 23rd, 2005 01:51 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
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| March 23rd, 2005 02:16 PM |
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| Jair |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
YES THEY'RE!!!!!!!!!!! 
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| March 23rd, 2005 02:33 PM |
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| glencar |
Sometimes the joke goes RIGHT over Jair's heads... |
| March 23rd, 2005 03:22 PM |
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| Joey |
" Sometimes the joke goes RIGHT over Jair's heads... "
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[ Edited by The Kid ]
[Edited by Joey] |
| March 23rd, 2005 04:54 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Sometimes the joke goes RIGHT over Jair's heads...
ROTFLMAO
Hi Glencar 
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| March 23rd, 2005 05:24 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
hopefully some people care,Jair...
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/7_10/britneyspears.html 
DETROIT - Teen sensation Britney Spears spent more than 20 minutes listening intently to a story about peer rejection from 15-year-old Kelly Fry, who met the star backstage following her performance Monday.
"It was a dream come true," said Fry who was able to meet her favorite pop star after winning tickets and backstage passes from a local radio station. "I told her all about how I didn't get asked to the prom and she explained that she was just like me in high school - ugly and fat with horrible acne. It made me feel so much better."
Spears nodded and sighed as Fry explained how the kids in school tease and torture her relentlessly, then continued with a story of how her parents threw a slumber party for her Sweet 16 and nobody showed up because they found out about her bedwetting problem.
"I been there, girl," Spears said, looking at her watch and waiting impatiently for her limo. "Yeah, the teenage years are really hard. Totally a nightmare. Has anyone seen my driver?"
When Fry explained how she has a chronic intestinal disorder that requires her to wear special underwear and is called "Smelly Kelly" by students and teachers alike, Spears made her feel better by explaining how much the two of them had much in common.
"School is so hard and those boys can be so mean to us, can't they?" Spears said. "Those mean old football players would just stare at my breasts all the time and sometimes they even called me a princess. I know exactly how you feel, girl!"
As several security guards ushered Spears into her limo, Fry waved goodbye and promised she would save her virginity until marriage just like Britney.
"Yeah, you do that," Spears said. "Save yourself. Yeah. Whatever."
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| March 23rd, 2005 05:42 PM |
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quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
hopefully some people care,Jair...
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/7_10/britneyspears.html
DETROIT - Teen sensation Britney Spears spent more than 20 minutes listening intently to a story about peer rejection from 15-year-old Kelly Fry, who met the star backstage following her performance Monday.
"It was a dream come true," said Fry who was able to meet her favorite pop star after winning tickets and backstage passes from a local radio station. "I told her all about how I didn't get asked to the prom and she explained that she was just like me in high school - ugly and fat with horrible acne. It made me feel so much better."
Spears nodded and sighed as Fry explained how the kids in school tease and torture her relentlessly, then continued with a story of how her parents threw a slumber party for her Sweet 16 and nobody showed up because they found out about her bedwetting problem.
"I been there, girl," Spears said, looking at her watch and waiting impatiently for her limo. "Yeah, the teenage years are really hard. Totally a nightmare. Has anyone seen my driver?"
When Fry explained how she has a chronic intestinal disorder that requires her to wear special underwear and is called "Smelly Kelly" by students and teachers alike, Spears made her feel better by explaining how much the two of them had much in common.
"School is so hard and those boys can be so mean to us, can't they?" Spears said. "Those mean old football players would just stare at my breasts all the time and sometimes they even called me a princess. I know exactly how you feel, girl!"
As several security guards ushered Spears into her limo, Fry waved goodbye and promised she would save her virginity until marriage just like Britney.
"Yeah, you do that," Spears said. "Save yourself. Yeah. Whatever."
sorry i didnt hear what you said
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| March 23rd, 2005 06:02 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/character/ugly/shalbb.htm |
| March 23rd, 2005 09:25 PM |
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| littleredrooster |
quote:
kath wrote:
seen my new avatar???
It's Chuck Leavell !!!!!!!! |
| March 24th, 2005 04:11 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
littleredrooster wrote:
It's Chuck Leavell !!!!!!!!
LOL !
kath's avatar is very scary... |
| March 24th, 2005 08:10 AM |
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| Jair |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Sometimes the joke goes RIGHT over Jair's heads...
Yep, I really don't know what you're talking, Glencar, but by the reactions gotta be funny.
See, I know my English is too poor and most of the time I have problems to understand all you're talking here.
Anyway, I'm only trying have some fun. So, basically i'm like any Hollywwod actor: not funny and stupid.
It is not so bad, huh?
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| March 24th, 2005 08:16 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Jair wrote:
Yep, I really don't know what you're talking, Glencar, but by the reactions gotta be funny.
See, I know my English is too poor and most of the time I have problems to understand all you're talking here.
Anyway, I'm only trying have some fun. So, basically i'm like any Hollywwod actor: not funny and stupid.
It is not so bad, huh?
I got the same problem Jair but my RO pals are my best english teachers! |
| March 24th, 2005 08:58 AM |
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| Jair |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
I got the same problem Jair but my RO pals are my best english teachers!
Thank you, Jumacfly!
But you aren't funny and stupid as well?
The problem is I never know when pple are being ironic or being serious, like Glencar. I don't know if hes gotta an English or a New York humor 
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| March 24th, 2005 09:25 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Jair wrote:
Thank you, Jumacfly!
But you aren't funny and stupid as well?
of course I am! that s why I don't post on the couch board!! |
| March 24th, 2005 09:54 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
I got the same problem Jair but my RO pals are my best english teachers!
Jumacfly
( Rocks Off Member )
You are much loved by The Joey ! |
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