| March 13th, 2005 07:42 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
PARKER BOWLES WINS 'UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD' AWARD
British royal PRINCE CHARLES' fiancee CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES has been crowned the ugliest woman in the world, in a German survey.
Parker Bowles - who will marry Charles on 8 April (05) - landed the most votes in the poll conducted by the German edition of FHM, which asked its readers to name the most repulsive celebrity women.
German star DESIREE NICK and politician ANGELA MERKEL came second and third respectively, while VICTORIA BECKHAM claimed fourth place.
FHM spokesman FRANK PICK explains, "Too much chi chi. Too much pomp. No man wants that. We shouldn't take this all too serious."
CM
13/03/2005 21:23
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| March 13th, 2005 08:18 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
(I wonder who ended up with this gem.)
Camilla Parker Bowles Spitting Image Puppet on Ebay
By James Wray Mar 7, 2005,
An original puppet of Camilla Parker Bowles from the UK satirical show "Spitting Image” is up for sale on Ebay.
The seller says they picked up the puppet from Sotheby’s. Molded from foam latex the puppet comes complete with wig and earrings and eyes with wire operated side to side movement. The puppet also features an air-operated mouth and a fully clothed torso with upper arms, all topped off with a riding hat.
If you fancy your luck then bidding is currently at about £2,500. You can view the auction details on Ebay's Web site.
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| March 14th, 2005 04:55 AM |
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| corgi37 |
I 100% guarantee more than 1 time in her life she has had sex with an animal. |
| March 14th, 2005 07:17 AM |
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| Irresistible-Lady |
yeah or her mother.. |
| March 14th, 2005 01:56 PM |
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| glencar |
But is that Spice Girl so ugly? Or is this more an unpopularity poll? |
| March 14th, 2005 03:05 PM |
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| Angiegirl |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Or is this more an unpopularity poll?
I was wondering the same thing. |
| March 21st, 2005 03:47 PM |
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| Factory Girl |
Nicole Kidman
Phoebe from Friends
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Chris Aguilera |
| March 21st, 2005 04:24 PM |
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| Joey |
" The Edge, the Edge, the Edge, the Edge. He is a rare and true guitar original and one of the subtlest guitar heroes of all time. He's dedicated to ensemble playing and he subsumes his guitar ego in the group. But do not be fooled. Take Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Neil Young, Pete Townshend - guitarists who defined the sound of their band and their times. If you play like them, you sound like them. If you are playing those rhythmic two-note sustained fourths, drenched in echo, you are going to sound like the Edge, my son. Go back to the drawing board and chances are you won't have much luck. There are only a handful of guitar stylists who can create a world with their instruments, and he's one of them. The Edge's guitar playing creates enormous space and vast landscapes. It is a thrilling and a heartbreaking sound that hangs over you like the unsettled sky. In the turf it stakes out, it is inherently spiritual, it is grace and it is a gift. "
http://www.interference.com/u2118829/index.html
I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
Tee Hee !!!!!!
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| March 21st, 2005 04:57 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" The Edge, the Edge, the Edge, the Edge. He is a rare and true guitar original and one of the subtlest guitar heroes of all time. He's dedicated to ensemble playing and he subsumes his guitar ego in the group. But do not be fooled. Take Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Neil Young, Pete Townshend - guitarists who defined the sound of their band and their times. If you play like them, you sound like them. If you are playing those rhythmic two-note sustained fourths, drenched in echo, you are going to sound like the Edge, my son. Go back to the drawing board and chances are you won't have much luck. There are only a handful of guitar stylists who can create a world with their instruments, and he's one of them. The Edge's guitar playing creates enormous space and vast landscapes. It is a thrilling and a heartbreaking sound that hangs over you like the unsettled sky. In the turf it stakes out, it is inherently spiritual, it is grace and it is a gift. "
http://www.interference.com/u2118829/index.html
I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
Tee Hee !!!!!!
good to see Neil Young mentioned in the same sentence has JIMI with guitar talent.....this should immediately discredit the source |
| March 22nd, 2005 06:23 AM |
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| corgi37 |
Sarah Jessica Parker. What a fucking beak! She'd deplete all of Columbia's coke in one snort!
Nicole Kidman is such a slut. Classy on the street, a whore in the sheets. Money/publicity hungry fucking whore, with a 14 year old boys body. Bet she doesnt even know the names of the kids she and "Dead Sperm" Tom bought.
Victoria Beckham is to over rated, what Geraldo Rivera is to intelligent.
Camilla is a monster! But, she just needs a make over. A Roseanne Barr make over. Or, a farm tractor. That couldnt make her worse.
But if any one disses my Xtina, why, i will be very, very cross.
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| March 22nd, 2005 07:26 AM |
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| Mr Hess |
Camilla looks like Don Imus |
| March 22nd, 2005 07:29 AM |
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| egon |
ugly women poll?
here's my no 1; Paris Hilton. What a skank.
Maybe she should be no 1 in the skank women poll as well... |
| March 22nd, 2005 08:04 AM |
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| exile |
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
I 100% guarantee more than 1 time in her life she has had sex with an animal.
LOL! Fucking funny! |
| March 22nd, 2005 09:27 AM |
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| Joey |
" here's my no 1; Paris Hilton. What a skank. "
< --------- {{{{{{ WTF ?!?! }}}}}}}} ..... that is the future Mrs. Joey !!!!!!!
Joey Hilton ! ™
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| March 22nd, 2005 09:48 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
Hi Joey!!
Paris Hilton could eat on your head, she's so tall and got huge feet !! |
| March 22nd, 2005 09:55 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Paris Hilton could eat on your head
Hello Jumacfly
( Rocks Off Member ) ..
...........I didn't see the preposition at first ( you scared young Joey just for a second ).
Juma ......................are you seeing THE ROLLING STONES with me this fall / winter ?!?!
Developing ........................................
Jacky ! ™ ™
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| March 22nd, 2005 09:57 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Juma ......................are you seeing THE ROLLING STONES with me this fall / winter ?!?!
Developing ........................................
Jacky ! ™ ™
my dear Joey i d love to attempt those shows with you...where do you plan to see them?? |
| March 22nd, 2005 10:00 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
my dear Joey i d love to attempt those shows with you...where do you plan to see them??
Fantastic ----- You Make Joey all Giddy !!!!
I plan on seeing the Rolling Stones at the Brand Spanking New , Twenty Thousand Seat , State - of - the - Art QWEST CENTER ARENA in my Hometown of Omaha , NE .
....not very far from where you live .
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jacky ! ™ |
| March 22nd, 2005 10:07 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Fantastic ----- You Make Joey all Giddy !!!!
I plan on seeing the Rolling Stones at the Brand Spanking New , Twenty Thousand Seat , State - of - the - Art QWEST CENTER ARENA in my Hometown of Omaha , NE .
....not very far from where you live .
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jacky ! ™
ok I take the boat tomorrow , i ll be there Joey!!
have you got news from your dear jb?*
is he still at maxsugar.com ?? |
| March 22nd, 2005 10:11 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
ok I take the boat tomorrow , i ll be there Joey!!
have you got news from your dear jb?*
is he still at maxsugar.com??
Hello Juma .......................................
I have been in contact with our Dearest Brother Joshy and he continues to deal with the following maladies :
benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jazzy ! ™
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| March 22nd, 2005 10:13 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
ok Joey...my band perform next month here would you like to come as an opener?? |
| March 22nd, 2005 10:26 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
ok Joey...my band perform next month here would you like to come as an opener??
Juma .................................
I ain't no " Fluffer " but I sure can try !!!!!!!!
I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
Tee Hee
Jacky !
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[Edited by Joey] |
| March 22nd, 2005 10:45 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
I think you can perform the who songbook with your nipples right?? |
| March 22nd, 2005 11:28 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
I think you can perform the who songbook with your nipples right??
Oh Yeah ...................................
I see a man without a problem :
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101791217,00.html |
| March 22nd, 2005 12:25 PM |
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| Jair |
Condoleezza Rice is ugly like a hell.
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| March 22nd, 2005 12:46 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
Alyssa Milano is ugly.. |
| March 22nd, 2005 12:51 PM |
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| Jair |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
Alyssa Milano is ugly..
I'seen her French kissing another girl...wow! Then she was hot! |
| March 22nd, 2005 12:58 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Jair wrote:
I'seen her French kissing another girl...wow! Then she was hot!
one of these girls??
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| March 22nd, 2005 01:00 PM |
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| Jair |
No, none of her sisters in "Charmed". |
| March 22nd, 2005 01:14 PM |
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| gorda |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
one of these girls??
YUCK!
Somehow, I just lost my appetite! |
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