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| Throwaway |
http://consumerist.com/368589/woman-sues-american-airlines-over-masturbating-passenger
From the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:
The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair," the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.
When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.
The suit claims that during the police investigation, the flight crew acknowledged they saw the man move from his assigned seat to the seat next to the woman while she slept. |
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| nankerphelge |
No leg operations either...
Although there is now hope for Joey!
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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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| glencar |
Something special was in the air... |
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| LadyJane |
Trust me on this one.
The Ladies of RO need no warning.
This character would NOT make it off the plane ALIVE if he dared mess with one of us.
Disgusting pig.
LJ. |
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| Zack |
quote:
Throwaway wrote:
http://consumerist.com/368589/woman-sues-american-airlines-over-masturbating-passenger
From the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:
The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair," the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.
When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.
The suit claims that during the police investigation, the flight crew acknowledged they saw the man move from his assigned seat to the seat next to the woman while she slept.
Wait, why was the guy still masturbating if he had already dispensed semen into her hair? |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Zack wrote:
Wait, why was the guy still masturbating if he had already dispensed semen into her hair?
he was obviously considerably "backed up".... |
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| fireontheplatter |
i've been well known to go 3 rounds.
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| Gazza |
quote:
fireontheplatter wrote:
i've been well known to go 3 rounds.
what - 9 minutes? |
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| fireontheplatter |
like mick sings in the song 'oh no not you again'.....
love is in the air |
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| parmeda |
Mistake #1
quote:
Throwaway wrote:
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair," the suit states.
Mistake #2
quote:
Throwaway wrote:
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states.
Mistake #3
That prick should have taken a seat next to me and pulled that shit!
Make no mistake about it...I would have received a standing ovation from the passengers and crew while being escorted from the plane in handcuffs by an air marshall as we slowly followed the gurney with this withering, whimping, jagoff overcomed by the shock of having his cock jerked up and into one ear as it protruded out from the other... |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Mistake #1
Mistake #2
Mistake #3
That prick should have taken a seat next to me and pulled that shit!
Make no mistake about it...I would have received a standing ovation from the passengers and crew while being escorted from the plane in handcuffs by an air marshall as we slowly followed the gurney with this withering, whimping, jagoff overcomed by the shock of having his cock jerked up and into one ear as it protruded out from the other...
Thank you.
That's our Pam.
Live In Fear, Fuckers
LJ. |
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| SweetVirginia |
Frankly, I think men better try not to doze off next to us, not the other way around!
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| Lazy Bones |
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| open-g |
quote:
Lazy Bones wrote:
lol
THAT pictures everything...............
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
open-g wrote:
lol
THAT pictures everything...............
fantastic movie too |
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| open-g |
...and to stick to the thread...
where was the hairdesser?
they belive it's -T-H-E-E styling stuff.
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| glencar |
I'm not posting the story but this apparently also happened at Target. Let's hope this doesn't spread... |
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| open-g |
Girls, if you see this man approaching your seat - SCREAM!
[Edited by open-g] |
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| lotsajizz |
shouldn't this thread have a 'Sticky'? |
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| Gazza |
quote:
lotsajizz wrote:
shouldn't this thread have a 'Sticky'?
Considering your screen name, definitely not! |
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| lotsajizz |
ROTFLMAO!!! |
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
what - 9 minutes?
no...9 hours. |
