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Scottfree |
Always suffering is a must as any wedding...Oh and Biggest Mistake....
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PeerQueer |
Ah you negative bastards!!!! It's a marriage!
Another vote for You Got the Silver...
A few years back I attended a wedding in which the song chosen for the Bride and Groom first dance was "Jealous Guy" I was speechless (not an easy thing)
I had to assume the wedding night would consist of the groom kicking his strung out wife in the gut while she lay against the bedroom door, thus creating a most unfortunate miscarriage...
ah yes, a most romantic image for that wedding! (they have since divorced...on the upside, she did seek me out for some rather fantastic revenge sex!) |
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glencar |
quote: gorda wrote:
You know what else is cool about getting married?
You get to register at a store! Or even better several stores! Before, people used to register at only one department store, now everyone registers at several places!
It's so cool! You get one of those "thingies" and go around zapping everything you want in the store! And, hopefully someone from your family or friends will buy it for you!
I wish I was getting married! I WANT PRESENTS!
This is one reason we have such a huge divorce rate!!! |
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Break The Spell |
quote: glencar wrote:
This is one reason we have such a huge divorce rate!!!
Exactly, you shouldn't get married for the presents, it should be for the free beer and icing on the wedding cake!! |
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Gimme Shelter |
I just got married in December on the beach in Antigua in the Caribbean. My wife and I picked the music. The songs we used were:
My Love: Paul McCartney
In My Life: The Beatles
She: Elvis Costello
At Last: Celine Dion
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