| March 17th, 2005 05:28 PM |
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| kath |
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KEY WEST, Fla. Mar 17, 2005 — A man used a pitchfork to rob a bank Wednesday, police said. Fred Simunovic, 47, was charged with armed robbery after police spotted him at the Key West ferry terminal, trying to sail to Fort Myers.
Police said Simunovic entered the Keys Federal Credit Union with a pitchfork in a trash bag and told a teller: "I'm dying of AIDS, I'm homeless and I'm robbing you."
After threatening the teller with the pitchfork, he ran out with an undisclosed amount of money and discarded the garden tool behind the bank, Detective Sgt. Donie Lee said.
Police found Simunovic at the terminal after the ferry captain refused to let him board because he appeared intoxicated. After Simunovic consented to a search, police found $1,859 in cash on him, and said he could not explain where the money came from.
The bank teller and manager later positively identified Simunovic.
don't any of these guys watch old movies??? jeez.....
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| March 17th, 2005 05:40 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
don't any of these guys watch old movies??? jeez.....
Where have you been today???? no one gave you the day off!
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| March 17th, 2005 05:44 PM |
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| kath |
i've been trying to enforce justice and fairness throughout my fair city!! and you??? 
just been runnin' errands, really...gotta get up from the computer once in a while, y'know.... |
| March 17th, 2005 05:50 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
i've been trying to enforce justice and fairness throughout my fair city!! and you???
just been runnin' errands, really...gotta get up from the computer once in a while, y'know....
i have been fighting the "common cold", and just trying to finish my day at the office as my son has a cold too and my beautiful wife is doing all she can to help him get better! |
| March 17th, 2005 06:36 PM |
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| kath |
awww. i have some vaporizers if you need them!! |
| March 17th, 2005 09:14 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
awww. i have some vaporizers if you need them!!
I am pleased to announce that the little guy is doing much better tonite, he resumed normal feeding schedules and is back to his charming self.
The wife and i went to the Olive Garden tonite with him for dinner, which was lovely. and i found myself looking at the waitress and wondering what color her underpants, you know, her panties were.
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| March 17th, 2005 09:56 PM |
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| kath |
so you must be feeling better too.
excellent. |
| March 17th, 2005 10:56 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
so you must be feeling better too.
excellent.
either that or the meds are kicking in, i felt better after my cardio workout, i need to beat this illness for our big show on saturday |
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