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Bitch |
Are you feeling lucky??
Happy Saint Patty's Day |
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VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Thanks Bitch! Beautiful... I edited to have a black background and it's using Brian's spot now replacing a happy Keef
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Bitch wrote:
Are you feeling lucky??
Not exactly.
There's a new foot of snow outside my door from last night and its currently freezing rain and windy. (And there's only 6 beers in the fridge.
Anyway Happy Day to all yers....don't get too drunk.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
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fireontheplatter |
same here...i got a foot and a half
there are no beers in the fridge.
this snow probably killed the tiny purple flowers next door.
i should go and shovel |
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Jeep |
One of the ugliest tongue of the 2003 Licks Tour ! |
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mojoman |
my livers not happy. |
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glencar |
Top of the morning y'all! Happy St. Paddy's Day! |
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jaggergurl |
Happy St. Patrick's Day RocksOff!! |
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Left Shoe Shuffle |
quote: Bitch wrote:
Are you feeling lucky??
Yup!
Lucky to have tix for tonight's sold out Levon Helm show at the Beacon. Can't wait.
Saint Sway, how was last night's show?
Saw that Warren Haynes and Allen Toussaint sat in, but thus far other details are still MIA... |
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Riffhard |
I am seriously considering drinking some beers today. I'm not kidding. I am strongly considering a few pints of Guinness today. Maybe even some shots of Tullemore Dew or two! It's true! I will then crank up some Clancy Brothers,and some Pogues! That's my plan right now.
St. Riffy |
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Bloozehound |
There a 4 pack of guinnies in my fridge making fun of me, callin me names, makin fun of my mother an shit, I'm about to turkey fry those bastards, woof'm down, show'm whose boss |
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Riffhard |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
There a 4 pack of guinnies in my fridge making fun of me, callin me names, makin fun of my mother an shit, I'm about to turkey fry those bastards, woof'm down, show'm whose boss
Yes Bloozy! You tell 'em! Don't let those damn cans of Guinny mock you! If'n I were you I would be laughing at them as I quaffed their frothy goodness down my gullet. That's what all the cool kids would do. Then I would go out and buy some more and give them the what for!
Riffy |
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Bloozehound |
thats right, manhandle those dirty buttfuckers, bust their lil pipsqueak heads wide open, strip'm nakid, pour'm out, watch'm cry foam n' sudz, sheer brutality
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nankerphelge |
Wishing all my O'Stoneslin's a festive one.
You Got To Move...
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LadyJane |
Here's a toast that's most appropriate for RO:
May you be in heaven a full half hour
before the devil knows your dead.
Happy St Patty's Day!!
LJ. |
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VoodooChileInWOnderl |
I don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day but since today show was cancelled I gotta use all the substances planned for the show, now I have an excuse... God bless St. Patrick for give me an excuse to get high and dead drunk. After St. Nick Nolte your are my second patron saint
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Joey |
quote: Bitch wrote:
Happy Saint Patty's Day
....thanks BITCH !!!!!!!!
Sorry about your Mexico City WHO concert Voodoo .
Friggin Bummer !
By the way , I drank with Keith again last evening at The Brazen Head and he sends his love to you . |
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*ginda |
quote: Left Shoe Shuffle wrote:
Yup!
Lucky to have tix for tonight's sold out Levon Helm show at the Beacon. Can't wait.
Saint Sway, how was last night's show?
Saw that Warren Haynes and Allen Toussaint sat in, but thus far other details are still MIA...
You're the luckiest leprechaun in this thread. Enjoy and report back. Please give Levon a whistle and shout from old Belle. |
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Bloozehound |
quote: VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
I don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day but since today show was cancelled I gotta use all the substances planned for the show, now I have an excuse... God bless St. Patrick for give me an excuse to get high and dead drunk. After St. Nick Nolte your are my second patron saint
that's what I always say, celebrate'm all, just give me a reason to pop open a few cold ones and celebrate with the natives, st paddies, mardi gra, cinco de mayo, octoberfest, presidents day, secretary appreciation week, Arbor Day, chinese year the the monkey fuck it |
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Gazza |
Famous Irish Quotes
"Bosco is a Bollox! Bosco is a Bollox!" What Zig and Zag were caught
shouting (with Ian Dempsey laughing in the background) when the cameras
returned prematurely from a commercial break during 'Dempsey's Den'. Zag
was tossing the Bosco puppet around.
Ian Dempsey: "What would you give Andrew and Sarah as a wedding present?"
Caller: "I'd love to give Fergie AIDS and put a bomb up Andy's hole'"
Larry Gogan: "With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?"
Contestant: "Hamlet."
Larry Gogan: "Name the BBC's Grand Prix commentator? .... I'll give you a
hint. It's something you suck...."
Contestant: "Oh, DickieDavies." (Murray Walker is the correct answer).
Larry Gogan: "What was Jeeve's occupation?"
Contestant: "He was a carpenter."
Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....' hint
think of me."
Contestant: "Flies on sh1te."
Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the Just a
Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?"
Caller: "Ah go fuck off Larry you're only an old bollox."
Gerry Ryan: (during a discussion on whether people would like to be buried
or cremated when they die) - "Would you like to be buried or cremated?"
Caller: "Oh, buried Gerry."
Gerry Ryan: "And where would you like to be buried?"
Caller: "Up to me balls in Bibi Baskin!"
Larry Gogan: "What do you call a female cow?" ....
"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one."
RTE Commentator George Hamilton
If you're a fifty pence piece in a pile of ten pence pieces,you have to
shine so much brighter in order to be noticed." Bono.
"I can hold a note and I know I'm not ugly so, in ways, that's enough."
Keith Duffy of Boyzone.
"That mail used to be handled by hand, now it's handled manually."
Chief Executive of An Post, John Hines.
"The referendum went as most people hoped it would."
Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic
Process.
"Clap your feet!"
Bernie of the Nolan Sisters.
"British Army bomb disposal squads who attempt to defuse carbombs early and
before areas are properly evacuated will be responsible for endangering
civilian lives."
IRA statement 1988.
"He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!"
George Hamilton as Butregueno is substituted against Ireland.
"The idea is well and good in theory, but tell me this, who is going to
feed them?"
Wicklow Councillor objects to a proposal to boost tourism by putting
gondolas on Blessington Lake.
"We are not prepared to stand idly by and be murdered in our beds."
Rev. Ian Paisley.
"What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the
consumer."
Aer Lingus spokesman.
"Deep down I'm a very shallow person." Charles Haughey.
"I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it."
Jack Charlton on hurling.
"Outside HIV in Grafton Street."
Gay Byrne plugging Hot House Flowers appearance.
THOSE DISGRACEFUL MADONNA PICTURES - FOUR PAGE SPECIAL INSIDE The
Sun
VIOLENCE DELAYS PEACE - LENIHAN
Irish Times
CONCERNED RAPIST WORE A CONDOM
Evening Herald
MRS REAGAN BETTER AFTER FALL
Irish Times
SHARING THE BURDEN OF SCHIZOPHRENIA
Irish Times
DOG SHOOTS MAN
Evening Press
TEENAGE MUTANT BINGE AT THURLES
Feile '92
RAPIST: I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY WIFE
Star
MAN KEPT ARMS UNDER BED AFTER RELATIVE'S DEATH
Irish Times
DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH
Irish Times
"A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an
allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement
from the cow." Irish press.
"I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo .... They can go
out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo.
And they deserve it."
John B. Keane.
Interviewer: Is it not dangerous to sell people knives called Rambo Knives?
Shopkeeper: I wouldn't say so, a lot of them can't spell.
"I was called out to a non-existant phone call. When I returned I lifted my
glass, smelled and said 'My God, this is foul,it smells like p1ss'. A voice
from the back called out, 'We know, but whose?'."
Wine connoisseur T.P. Whelehan at a tasting in Trinity College.
"Ludicrous. Ridiculous."
1989 edition of Collins Concise Dictionary defines the word 'Irish'.
"Get married again."
Charles Haughey to women asking for an increase in the widows' pension.
Irish Independent after the Gardai raided a massage parlor (knocking shop) in
Rathmines. This is the arresting Garda's testimony: "When we entered the
premises the defendant was naked and in an aroused state. When asked the
reason for his presence at the establishment, he said he was being treated
for a GAA injury."
Job Application Form: Do you support the overthrow of the Government by
force, subversion or violence?
Applicant: Violence.
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Ronnie Richards |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Famous Irish Quotes
Job Application Form: Do you support the overthrow of the Government by
force, subversion or violence?
Applicant: Violence.
LOL! |
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lotsajizz |
amateur day |
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GotToRollMe |
Happy St. Patty's Day y'all!
Voodoo, nice job on all the GREEN...LOL!
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GotToRollMe |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Famous Irish Quotes
"Bosco is a Bollox! Bosco is a Bollox!" What Zig and Zag were caught
shouting (with Ian Dempsey laughing in the background) when the cameras
returned prematurely from a commercial break during 'Dempsey's Den'. Zag
was tossing the Bosco puppet around.
Ian Dempsey: "What would you give Andrew and Sarah as a wedding present?"
Caller: "I'd love to give Fergie AIDS and put a bomb up Andy's hole'"
Larry Gogan: "With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?"
Contestant: "Hamlet."
Larry Gogan: "Name the BBC's Grand Prix commentator? .... I'll give you a
hint. It's something you suck...."
Contestant: "Oh, DickieDavies." (Murray Walker is the correct answer).
Larry Gogan: "What was Jeeve's occupation?"
Contestant: "He was a carpenter."
Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....' hint
think of me."
Contestant: "Flies on sh1te."
Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the Just a
Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?"
Caller: "Ah go fuck off Larry you're only an old bollox."
Gerry Ryan: (during a discussion on whether people would like to be buried
or cremated when they die) - "Would you like to be buried or cremated?"
Caller: "Oh, buried Gerry."
Gerry Ryan: "And where would you like to be buried?"
Caller: "Up to me balls in Bibi Baskin!"
Larry Gogan: "What do you call a female cow?" ....
"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one."
RTE Commentator George Hamilton
If you're a fifty pence piece in a pile of ten pence pieces,you have to
shine so much brighter in order to be noticed." Bono.
"I can hold a note and I know I'm not ugly so, in ways, that's enough."
Keith Duffy of Boyzone.
"That mail used to be handled by hand, now it's handled manually."
Chief Executive of An Post, John Hines.
"The referendum went as most people hoped it would."
Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic
Process.
"Clap your feet!"
Bernie of the Nolan Sisters.
"British Army bomb disposal squads who attempt to defuse carbombs early and
before areas are properly evacuated will be responsible for endangering
civilian lives."
IRA statement 1988.
"He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!"
George Hamilton as Butregueno is substituted against Ireland.
"The idea is well and good in theory, but tell me this, who is going to
feed them?"
Wicklow Councillor objects to a proposal to boost tourism by putting
gondolas on Blessington Lake.
"We are not prepared to stand idly by and be murdered in our beds."
Rev. Ian Paisley.
"What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the
consumer."
Aer Lingus spokesman.
"Deep down I'm a very shallow person." Charles Haughey.
"I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it."
Jack Charlton on hurling.
"Outside HIV in Grafton Street."
Gay Byrne plugging Hot House Flowers appearance.
THOSE DISGRACEFUL MADONNA PICTURES - FOUR PAGE SPECIAL INSIDE The
Sun
VIOLENCE DELAYS PEACE - LENIHAN
Irish Times
CONCERNED RAPIST WORE A CONDOM
Evening Herald
MRS REAGAN BETTER AFTER FALL
Irish Times
SHARING THE BURDEN OF SCHIZOPHRENIA
Irish Times
DOG SHOOTS MAN
Evening Press
TEENAGE MUTANT BINGE AT THURLES
Feile '92
RAPIST: I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY WIFE
Star
MAN KEPT ARMS UNDER BED AFTER RELATIVE'S DEATH
Irish Times
DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH
Irish Times
"A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an
allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement
from the cow." Irish press.
"I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo .... They can go
out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo.
And they deserve it."
John B. Keane.
Interviewer: Is it not dangerous to sell people knives called Rambo Knives?
Shopkeeper: I wouldn't say so, a lot of them can't spell.
"I was called out to a non-existant phone call. When I returned I lifted my
glass, smelled and said 'My God, this is foul,it smells like p1ss'. A voice
from the back called out, 'We know, but whose?'."
Wine connoisseur T.P. Whelehan at a tasting in Trinity College.
"Ludicrous. Ridiculous."
1989 edition of Collins Concise Dictionary defines the word 'Irish'.
"Get married again."
Charles Haughey to women asking for an increase in the widows' pension.
Irish Independent after the Gardai raided a massage parlor (knocking shop) in
Rathmines. This is the arresting Garda's testimony: "When we entered the
premises the defendant was naked and in an aroused state. When asked the
reason for his presence at the establishment, he said he was being treated
for a GAA injury."
Job Application Form: Do you support the overthrow of the Government by
force, subversion or violence?
Applicant: Violence.
LMAO...
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mojoman |
quote: GotToRollMe wrote:
Happy St. Patty's Day y'all!
Voodoo, nice job on all the GREEN...LOL!
grene page
grene beer
grene bud |
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fireontheplatter |
quote: mojoman wrote:
grene page
grene beer
grene bud
green pee |
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Honky Tonk Man |
I drank London Pride on St Patrick’s Day out of protest. It’s celebrated more in England than bloody St Georges Day!
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glencar |
St. Paddy's Day is celebrated more in America than in Ireland! |
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jb |
A very happy Saint Patrick's day to my Christian friends.... |
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glencar |
I don't think Italian Christians celebrate... |