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| glencar |
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23389215-details/Michael+calls+himself+Ms+Jackson+on+trip+to+London/article.do |
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When Michael Jackson jets into London, the last thing he wants is to be spotted by his adoring fans. So the singer will usually do everything he can to ensure that his whereabouts are kept top secret even if it means pretending to be woman.
• Jacko jets in to sell Beatles to Macca
He was so desperate not to be found that he checked into west London's posh Jumeirah Carlton Tower hotel under a woman's name.
Plush digs: Michael Jackson is staying at the Jumeira Carlton hotel
Wacko, 48, is currently holed up in the £3,000-a-night presidential suite on the 18th floor of the five-star hotel on Cadogan Place.
But the staff there weren't exactly over the moon(walk) to see him. Since he has been there he has thrown the place into chaos.
Carlton Hotel
The music superstar is staying in the £3,000 a night presidential suite
Jacko would certainly give J Lo a good run for her money on the diva stakes by bringing a team of 10 security guards to look after him and his two kids - Prince, 10, and nine-year-old Paris Michael - on their whistlestop visit to London, which will end on Sunday.
He has placed two scary bouncers by the lift doors on the 18th floor around the clock to make sure that nobody outside his entourage can get any access to them.
Our man with the tray added: "We have many big stars staying here, but Michael is very fussy. He has his own waiter and they stay with him the whole time.
"He has a massive group with him and they are taking up the whole top floor of the place and making our jobs difficult... because it is all top secret and we have to make sure that nobody knows he is here."
Jacko had one staff member in such a tizzy she was tearfully overheard saying: "I was so worried, I couldn't find this place, I am scared that I am late and going to get into trouble."
While he is maybe staying in one of London's poshest places, it was evident his bankruptcy fears have not yet gone away - because staff at the Carlton moaned about how he isn't exactly the most generous of tippers.
One said: "Madonna always gives us money, Jacko hasn't yet."
While he is in town, the former Jackson Five star hopes to meet up with his big brother Jermaine - who is still in England after taking part in this year's Celebrity Big Brother - and his good friend David Gest. |
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| glencar |
I'd like to know exactly where Blanket is! |
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| glencar |
It's like on Happy Days when Chuck suddenly no longer existed. |
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| glencar |
Madonna tips but Jacko doesn't! |
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| fireontheplatter |
he looks like a girl with all that hair.
the gloved one.. |
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| Saint Sway |
this has to be the worst thread started today
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| glencar |
This is better than My two Cents! |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
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This is better than My two Cents!
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this is one sorry-assed thread.
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| glencar |
Nah, you can't go wrong with Jacko. He's the gift that keeps on giving! |
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Do you all not know about "State Of Shock" that Mick Jagger did with The Jacksons on their 1984 studio l.p. released entitled "Victory"? It's a cool song. Not revolutionary by any means but it's fun. M.J.'s the best though. Don't fuck with him. I wish I was 300 million U.S. bucks in the whole like him. Of course that story is bullocks. In that one article they claim how is spending 6,000 a night and then in the next breath say he is so broke he can't tip. Whatever. Obviously that's a lie. I sure as hell wouldn't tip someone going to the media to bitch about a visit that I was currently doing and have yet to left. Fuckin' fools maybe the tips are depending on how well you do your jobs.
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Whoops! Double posted...sorry!
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| glencar |
quote:
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Do you all not know about "State Of Shock" that Mick Jagger did with The Jacksons on their 1984 studio l.p. released entitled "Victory"? It's a cool song. Not revolutionary by any means but it's fun. M.J.'s the best though. Don't fuck with him. I wish I was 300 million U.S. bucks in the whole like him. Of course that story is bullocks. In that one article they claim how is spending 6,000 a night and then in the next breath say he is so broke he can't tip. Whatever. Obviously that's a lie. I sure as hell wouldn't tip someone going to the media to bitch about a visit that I was currently doing and have yet to left. Fuckin' fools maybe the tips are depending on how well you do your jobs.
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Really, I have no problem with you double posting this! |
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| Saint Sway |
can you feel the steam this thread is picking up? |
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| glencar |
I thought that was my farts! |
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| glencar |
that's your return post?
Brlliant!!!! |
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| Angiegirl |
Best Thread Evah. No Contest. |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
quote:
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Best Thread Evah. No Contest.
I want to be a woman 2. |
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| Saint Sway |
I predict this thread will hit 500 by sundown |
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| glencar |
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Best Thread Evah. No Contest.
Puh-leeze! Even I can't make that claim. This thread is nasty & needs to be put out its misery. Deletion nears... |
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| glencar |
quote:
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I predict this thread will hit 500 by sundown
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quote:
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Puh-leeze! Even I can't make that claim. This thread is nasty & needs to be put out its misery. Deletion nears...
Where is Gazza? |
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| glencar |
One us will do it. This thread WILL NOT STAND! |
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| Saint Sway |
If I were a parent, I would not let allow this thread to spend the night at Jacko's |
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| glencar |
Ugh! Did you hear about those creeps in Georgia? |
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| Saint Sway |
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Ugh! Did you hear about those creeps in Georgia?
Whats with all the Crowe bashing??? LOL!
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| glencar |
Russell Crowe? He's our best actor! |
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
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This is better than My two Cents!
my 2 cents turned in 20 dollars.....
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| glencar |
You were destined for the dustbin of history but saint Sway & I saved you. You're most welcome mi amigo. |
