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| TALK IS CHEAP |
Are there any lines from Stones songs that you used to think said something else totally different and then were embarrassed sh*tless when you discovered the actual words??
I'm being brave admitting this one....so....do the same and forget how stupid you felt on the moment of realisation and admit it!!! Go on! Join the 'kiss this guy' club!!
In "Bitch" (from "Sticky fingers" of course) I used to think Mick was addressing one other certain other Stones member about what he uses to play his instrument with.
I thought it was "Yeah you got the fix and Charlie you got the sticks..."  ..oh dear, oh dear...there's MY eviction from credibility street. Very not cool. 
If you think this is inexcusable, pay a visit to "kissthisguy.com - the archive of misheard lyrics" where people shamelessly admit their musical buffoonery.
My thanks go out to the guy who admitted he'd heard the Beatles "a day in the life" as "..Now they know how many holes it takes to feel the alcohol..." - I thought that was hilarious.  |
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| oldkr |
'glencar is cool' , but the song actually goes, 'still a fool' 'he's a certified fool' at that!
OLDKR |
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| gimmekeef |
In Tumblin Dice....."dont jews ever frown"?.....lmao |
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| egon |
"where can i have my cock sucked?"
cocksucker blues |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
quote:
egon wrote:
"where can i have my cock sucked?"
cocksucker blues
LMAO!!! Isn't that the lyric, egon?!!!!!
I nearly choked to death on my burrito |
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| glencar |
quote:
oldkr wrote:
'glencar is cool' , but the song actually goes, 'still a fool' 'he's a certified fool' at that!
OLDKR
Wow, yer superbitchy! |
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| glencar |
BTW Back on topic...
Little Queenie...I swear I hear Blow blow blow but I learned later it was go, go, go
[Edited by glencar] |
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| luxury1 |
"whoa, it's just a shout away" (I still sing it that way...) |
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| fireontheplatter |
mad bull lost his way
and i always thought he was singing....mad dog thats lost his way.
perhaps not that funny..i have more i think, but i have brain freeze.
i love the one above........don't jews ever frown.....
that is so freaking funny...#1 thus far. |
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| Collinstephens |
From You Can't Always Get What You Want, "we decided that we would have a sword fight" when it is actually "we decided that we would have a soda" |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Collinstephens wrote:
From You Can't Always Get What You Want, "we decided that we would have a sword fight" when it is actually "we decided that we would have a soda"
LOL!!! tea just shot out my nose! |
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| fireontheplatter |
this is the best topic ever
i love it......
thank you thinking of it |
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| Starbuck |
"i don't wanna walk and talk about PDog...i just wanna reach 60 K" |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
"i don't wanna walk and talk about PDog...i just wanna reach 60 K"
thats what the D Dawgs call "P-O-S-T-I-N"!!!!!! |
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| Highwire Rob |
Everywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy...
Before I knew the lyrics [a long time ago] I honestly thought that the line was a kiss-off to the Beatles for featuring the Stones a year earlier as a limp dolly on the Sgt. Pepper's album cover:
Everywhere I hear the sound of Paul, John, George, and Ringo...
Come on, that would have made quite a line don't you think?  Mick's enunciation ain't too hot on Street Fightin' Man but hey, we wouldn't have that rock anthem any other way!
[Edited by Highwire Rob] |
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| Starbuck |
peter pace: "i'd much rather be with the gays"
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| Starbuck |
noam chomsky: sister morpheme |
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| glencar |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
peter pace: "i'd much rather be with the gays"
Nothing but net! |
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| mac_daddy |
i used to think "i was raised by a toothless, bearded hag" was "i was raised by two lesbian hags."
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| pdog |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
"i don't wanna walk and talk about PDog...i just wanna reach 60 K"
Starbuck a star, buck a star, yes you are! |
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| Jethrostone |
quote:
TALK IS CHEAP wrote:
Are there any lines from Stones songs that you used to think said something else totally different and then were embarrassed sh*tless when you discovered the actual words??
I'm being brave admitting this one....so....do the same and forget how stupid you felt on the moment of realisation and admit it!!! Go on! Join the 'kiss this guy' club!!
In "Bitch" (from "Sticky fingers" of course) I used to think Mick was addressing one other certain other Stones member about what he uses to play his instrument with.
I thought it was "Yeah you got the fix and Charlie you got the sticks..." ..oh dear, oh dear...there's MY eviction from credibility street. Very not cool.
If you think this is inexcusable, pay a visit to "kissthisguy.com - the archive of misheard lyrics" where people shamelessly admit their musical buffoonery.
My thanks go out to the guy who admitted he'd heard the Beatles "a day in the life" as "..Now they know how many holes it takes to feel the alcohol..." - I thought that was hilarious.
LOL. Another good site is www.amiright.com |
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| Jethrostone |
quote:
mac_daddy wrote:
i used to think "i was raised by a toothless, bearded hag" was "i was raised by two lesbian hags."
That's funny! |
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| Jethrostone |
On of the greatest misheard Stones lyrics has to be
I'll never be leave your pizza burning
LOL |
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| Jethrostone |
Funny one from AmIRight
Rolling Stones', "Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hand job
Oh hand job!
Original Lyrics:
Oh Angie
Angie!
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
Jethrostone wrote:
On of the greatest misheard Stones lyrics has to be
I'll never be leave your pizza burning
LOL
this is an oldie....
i heard this from a gal i used to go out with during the btb tour.
very funny ...... |
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| fireontheplatter |
don't jews ever cry
and
we decided we would have a sword fight
i think are the funniest so far.
good god you people crack me up |
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| texile |
i still don't know HALF the words in the pre-printed lyrics stones era.
but 'suck a duck' is a favorite. |
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| BlindedByRainbows. |
On Let it Loose
Could you justify it to my mother
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Beat off ready to chew
Lmao. |
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| glencar |
I thought the 1st line in Let It Loose was "Who's that woman on the phone?" |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Don't need no jews in my town |
