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tell why cant this be love?
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quote: mojoman wrote:
Bear:
A Bear is a large, burly homosexual man who likes to punish and sodomize smaller men called "man slaves" or just "slaves" for short. Bears typically are into motorcycles(Biker Bears) Tools and fixing things, Hunting and fishing, sports and anything else rugged and manly really. Bears can't really be called gay, they are just so manly that they don't like women. Bears tend to almost ALWAYS have shaved heads and big beards, they tend to dress in leather jackets, flanel shirts, jeans and anyother manly attire. Bears typically listen to hard rock and old school Metal like Motorhead, Judas Priest, Manowar and Slayer ect. A good example of what a typical bear looks like would be Kerry King of slayer
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Saint Sway |
Van Halens version of the cock dance?
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Saint Sway |
HOF show airs tonite LIVE on Vh1 Classic
8:30pm EST
Includes performances and appearances by Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five, REM, Patti Smith, Bono, Velvet Revolver, Keith Richards, The Ronnettes and the fat guy that sells hot sauce that was kicked out of Van Halen.
gonna be a funny night, Tater!
[Edited by Saint Sway] |
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Some Guy |
I will not watch it, I may need a little time off. |
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Left Shoe Shuffle |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
"Of the original band, only deposed bassist Michael Anthony will appear at the induction ceremony."
Hope MA's hair didn't get lost at the airport... |
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stonedinaustralia |
hats off sway - your work in this thread has been exemplary
SIA - The Arbitrator of Post!! |
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Bloozehound |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
priceless |
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Saint Sway |
wow! Sammy Hagar really made it clear last night that he does not belong in the R&R HOF. His performance of Why Cant This Be Love was just laughable. What a bafoon.
and his hamming it up posing with the award... kissinig it.. giving the Fonzie "thumbs up".... what a tool!!
that bozo needs to be deported back to Cabo Wabo with his frat party "Funatics" and never be allowed to return to a US stage again
that ass clown does not belong even remotely in the company of Jerry Lee Lewis, Patti Smith, Neil Young, Jimmy Page, Chuck Berry, John Lennon etc
I like to joke around here and poke fun at the whole VH circus but clearly they are the heavy metal equivelant of the Brady Bunch band |
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Keith loves attending this as-clown of a show.... |
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Saint Sway |
Howe the helle could they let this guy in??????
This picture courtesy of Websters Online Dictionary (shown along side the definition of "tool") |
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Saint Sway |
From Billboard:
Velvet Revolver performed in place of Van Halen and without Roth. Frontman Scott Weiland explained the ensuing controversy: "We were asked to perform. Kinda what happened was, he wanted to sing the song 'Jump.' We felt from an artistic standpoint, and I'm being totally honest with you, that it wasn't a song we felt comfortable with. We don't have keyboards. To bring a keyboard on stage wouldn't work for us. We said we'd do "Jamie's Cryin'" or "You Really Got Me," and he was adamant that wasn't okay."
So what's worse? Dave wanting to sing 'Jump' or VR telling the singer from VH "nah, we don't wanna do that one"? I'd have to go with Dave wanting to sing 'Jump'.
The "New" Van Halen ~ circa February 2007
The "New" Van Halen ~ circa March 2007
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sirmoonie |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
Howe the helle could they let this guy in??????
This picture courtesy of Websters Online Dictionary (shown along side the definition of "tool")
The downfall of Van Halen was letting that clown in - one of the most ridiculous people in music. he's the Schlepprock of rock, ruining everything he touches. |
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jb |
quote: sirmoonie wrote:
The downfall of Van Halen was letting that clown in - one of the most ridiculous people in music. he's the Schlepprock of rock, ruining everything he touches.
Did you like his work with the "Red Rockers"? |
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glencar |
Will the Meth Boy be allowed into the HOF to see his own plaque? |
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jb |
quote: glencar wrote:
Will the Meth Boy be allowed into the HOF to see his own plaque?
What is crystal meth and how does is work? It is one drug I have never tried.... |
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quote: The downfall of Van Halen was letting that clown in - one of the most ridiculous people in music. he's the Schlepprock of rock, ruining everything he touches.
i disagree. sammy changed the nature of VH, but that doesn't mean they were bad. 5150 & OU812 were good albums for their time.
that being said, i haven't listened to either since desert storm, so what the hell do i know?
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pdog |
quote: jb wrote:
What is crystal meth and how does is work? It is one drug I have never tried....
Speed or amphetimines. |
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jb |
quote: pdog wrote:
Speed or amphetimines.
How does it feel? Is is like crack? |
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glencar |
Ye know, if they actually do this tour, it might be worth checking out. Sway, ye with me? |
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glencar |
quote: jb wrote:
How does it feel? Is is like crack?
I think it rots yer teeth... |
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jb |
quote: glencar wrote:
I think it rots yer teeth...
and shoes? |
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pdog |
quote: jb wrote:
How does it feel? Is is like crack?
No ,not the same at all... Crack or cocaine is a shorter high per dose and very intense and euphoric... Speed can have an intense rush on initial use, but the effects last longer... It's really bad for the body, really bad. i never liked speed all that much. If you need to stay awake or lose weight it's got it's purpose, it's just not a fun drug... people love it though. |
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glencar |
I think those are the first things sold to pay for the habit... |
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jb |
quote: pdog wrote:
No ,not the same at all... Crack or cocaine is a shorter high per dose and very intense and euphoric... Speed can have an intense rush on initial use, but the effects last longer... It's really bad for the body, really bad. i never liked speed all that much. If you need to stay awake or lose weight it's got it's purpose, it's just not a fun drug... people love it though.
Thanks..it seems like it would be cool to try , but not get hooked on. |
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quote: sirmoonie wrote:
The downfall of Van Halen was letting that clown in - one of the most ridiculous people in music. he's the Schlepprock of rock, ruining everything he touches.
Moonie, all I can say is thank god you were throwin down jaeger bombs with larry legend instead of watching this fiasco..... After what had to be the shortest, most uncaring and pointless induction speech ever by Velvet Revolver the last 2 clowns to get kicked out of VH show up to accept the award. They sound like 14 yr olds.... lots of high fiving each other and "dude this is awesome!".... so I can see why Eddie has no problem replacing them with his kid.
then VR played 2 VH songs - they rocked but Weiland couldnt sing em at all. He sang "Aint Talkin Bout Love" in total Creed/Nickleback mode. Botched it big time. Sounded horrible.... then Sammy & the fat bass guy (the 50 year old one, not the fat 15 yr old one) came out to do "Why Cant This Be Love?" with Paul Shafer on keyboards. Shafer starts playing that awful synth intro and immediately Sammy starts hopping around like a poof on happy pills. Flailing his arms in the air like an epileptic and bouncing up and down. It was beyond ghey.
Hagar & Anthony have to be the two most un rock and roll looking guys ever. The one guy looks like Barney Rubble. I now applaud Eddie for giving them the boot. |
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Saint Sway |
hey, give us a thumbs up if you know how to write really sappy pop rock
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mojoman |
some guy is in mourning |
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glencar |
It's bad, very bad... |
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Saint Sway |
quote: mojoman wrote:
some guy is in mourning
it was a bad night for Tater |