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quote: Saint Sway wrote:
lets not forget the porno soudtrack, meth addiction, the alleged bizarre/illegal cancer cure, Eddie losing his teeth, his tongue and his shoes. The crazy person interview on Stern. The Flower Shop performance. Roth getting fired from K-Rock for low ratings and getting escorted out of the building by security. The dime bag bust. The Arkansas State Fair performance. The "No Holds BarBQ" dvd. Mad Anthony Hot Sauce. Cabo Wabo Tequila. Onstage "Funatics" seating. Cherone giving his "blessing".... The strangely delayed hits cd. Eddie schitzo/truncated drunken performance at the NAMM convention.... Eddie missing the HOF
and we havent even gotten to the fat kid going thru puberty yet
and the award for the annual van halen synopsis goes to the board comedic laureate saint sway |
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Joey |
" Oh dear God lil' buddy! Get help soon. Then come back and see us.
Your Pal,
Maxy!: Internet Legend, All around bastard, Tropical Fish Enthusiast."
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jb |
quote: Joey wrote:
" Oh dear God lil' buddy! Get help soon. Then come back and see us.
Your Pal,
Maxy!: Internet Legend, All around bastard, Tropical Fish Enthusiast."
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Your posts have reached Platinum!!!! |
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guitarman53 |
quote: pdog wrote:
There's no cure, it's a life long thing, treatable with viligance and relative little work compared to what you deal with being a tottally fucked up all the time...
Addiction is an equal oppurtunity disease, that's for certain...
Treatment is great, but if homeboy s like me, he needs AA... You can spend $10,000 dollars on a 30 day rehab, only in the end to find out AA is for free, and that's where the rehab tells you to go when you leave there.
Right on! you said $10,000, try $20,000 in Bellwood in Toronto, $40,000 for Dual addictions, & A.A., is like, you said free, & you end up going there anyway, & Eddie has got a Meth addiction, not just alcohol. |
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quote: guitarman53 wrote:
Right on! you said $10,000, try $20,000 in Bellwood in Toronto, $40,000 for Dual addictions, & A.A., is like, you said free, & you end up going there anyway, & Eddie has got a Meth addiction, not just alcohol.
Alcoholism or addiction, it's the same thing...
Dual addiction is the most retarded term ever created by the recovery for profit community... I'm sure there's plenty of people dedicated to one substance, but it doesn't matter...
The obseesion to use and the compulsion to continue using despite the negative consequences... it could be anything, from sex, money, food drugs... it don't matter...
There's alot cliches ect... They're cliches b/c they usually are true... Be it the junkie on the corner or the celebrity on TV, one thing is true, it kills people... |
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monkey_man |
quote: pdog wrote:
You can spend $10,000 dollars on a 30 day rehab
What year was that? I didn't think you could do 30 day rehab for less than 30K these days. |
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pdog |
quote: monkey_man wrote:
What year was that? I didn't think you could do 30 day rehab for less than 30K these days.
I don't know, jeez! The point was you pay to go to rehab... It's always about fiscal accountabilty around here, ain't it? LOL! |
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quote: pdog wrote:
I don't know, jeez! The point was you pay to go to rehab... It's always about fiscal accountabilty around here, ain't it? LOL!
It's the bean counter in me. . . |
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pdog |
quote: monkey_man wrote:
It's the bean counter in me. . .
Just don't shoot the bleach |
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mojoman |
quote: monkey_man wrote:
It's the bean counter in me. . .
just say no |
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Saint Sway |
just say bow zee bow zee bop
zipity bop |
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Saint Sway |
the boys are getting along great in rehab!
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Joey |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
the boys are getting along great in rehab!
Funny !!!! ... Good Postin ' |
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Prodigal Son |
Eddie, oh, Eddie. Acting like a freaky-deaky Dutchman as Dr. Evil said. Oh, and don't forget "You crazy dutch bastard!" Maybe in his abscence, they can record and releaee Van Halen IV with all songs co-written by Valerie Bertinelli's lawyer, David Lee Roth's accountant and Wolfgang Van Halen. |
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sirmoonie |
Another Libby thread hijacked by Van Halen. |
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gypsy |
quote: guitarman53 wrote:
Right on! you said $10,000, try $20,000 in Bellwood in Toronto, $40,000 for Dual addictions, & A.A., is like, you said free, & you end up going there anyway, & Eddie has got a Meth addiction, not just alcohol.
Is he broke? The only people that do meth are those that can't afford coke. I think anyone would rather do coke than meth. But that's just me. I like coke. Coke is awesome. If blow was cheaper, maybe there wouldn't be so many meth addicts. If I could make cocaine in my garage, I'd be high right now. |
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fireontheplatter |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Is he broke? The only people that do meth are those that can't afford coke. I think anyone would rather do coke than meth. But that's just me. I like coke. Coke is awesome. If blow was cheaper, maybe there wouldn't be so many meth addicts. If I could make cocaine in my garage, I'd be high right now.
you need to check YOURSELF into rehab...toot suite. |
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mojoman |
rehabs for quitters |
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pdog |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Is he broke? The only people that do meth are those that can't afford coke. I think anyone would rather do coke than meth. But that's just me. I like coke. Coke is awesome. If blow was cheaper, maybe there wouldn't be so many meth addicts. If I could make cocaine in my garage, I'd be high right now.
Cocaine is cheap here, about $30 a gram... That is just insanely cheap... |
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gypsy |
quote: pdog wrote:
Cocaine is cheap here, about $30 a gram... That is just insanely cheap...
Damn. That all? Best diet in the world, cocaine. |
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lotsajizz |
that's the price of an eightball in Miami...and it ain't all stepped on like that shit in the rest of the country....
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guitarman53 |
And My Sister wanted to loose 50 Lbs., better then Jenny Craig. |
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pdog |
Jenny Crack & Slam Fast Diets |
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sirmoonie |
Projectile piss? Yeah, I hit almost every car in the parking lot one night. |
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gypsy |
Ever chew coca leaves? |
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pdog |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Ever chew coca leaves?
No.. I wish I had the chance, I heard it's awesome! |
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gypsy |
quote: pdog wrote:
No.. I wish I had the chance, I heard it's awesome!
I knew I couldn't be the only one here who wants to try that.
I've only read about it in books. |
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Highwire Rob |
Eddie Van Halen in Rehab but Ernest Rides Again! Ya know what I mean, Vern?
[Edited by Highwire Rob] |
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MikeyC613 |
quote: jb wrote:
Yep...I now have 4 million.
[Edited by jb]
Hey just wondering, but is it like a gag or a cute joke when this guy brags about his income? Once again, just wondering. |
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Some Guy |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
my company's "VH Tour Cancelation" Office Pool
funny |