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Topic: Jerri Hall On Cover Of National Enquirer Return to archive Page: 1 2
03-02-04 11:51 AM
telecaster Ouch baby! Cottage cheese anyone?

She cannot be happy
03-02-04 11:58 AM
Joey " Ouch baby! Cottage cheese anyone?

She cannot be happy "

Talk about an " Old Warhorse " , huh ?!?!?!

Jercee !

03-02-04 12:14 PM
telecaster
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Ouch baby! Cottage cheese anyone?

She cannot be happy "

Talk about an " Old Warhorse " , huh ?!?!?!

Jercee !





An "Old Warhorse" with two gallons of large curd cottage cheese stuck to her buns and upper thighs in a one piece on the beach so generously presented by the "National Enquirer"
with a gigantic telephoto lense!

Hit the treadmill Ronnie!
03-02-04 02:01 PM
Poplar
What the hell was Mick ever doing w/ her in the first place?
That always made me ill.

03-02-04 02:05 PM
nankerphelge Well he sure as hell hasn't upgraded since!

That L'Wren chick (if that's even her real name) is good from far, but far from good!

03-02-04 02:11 PM
Joey " That L'Wren chick (if that's even her real name) is good from far, but far from good! "

You raise an interesting point my NewCastle drinking , D.C. sweltering in the summer-ing , Charlie's eyebrow licking , " JaggerBomb " avoiding , Guinness enjoying pal .


The Wall Was Just Warmed Over Arthur !

Jercee Joe !


03-02-04 02:14 PM
nankerphelge Joey, I think you should tell Carly to suck the lint out of the crack of your ass, get on a plane to Dulles, and I'll pick you up and we can down a few here in Reston, Sweet Virginia!
03-02-04 02:19 PM
Joey " get on a plane to Dulles, and I'll pick you up and we can down a few here in Reston, Sweet Virginia! "

Sounds Exciting my Brother .....................but I need's to saves me's money for " WHO " and " Simon and Garfunkel " tickets this summer / fall .

..............Oh , and Stones tickets too !


Developing ....................like a wet fart .

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Joe Fly !!!!!!!
03-02-04 10:14 PM
gypsy yeah. i saw jerry's cellulite-laden ass on the cover of the enquirer at the grocery store. needless to say, i decided not to buy a candy bar that they always have up at the front.
03-03-04 09:20 AM
Joey " i decided not to buy a candy bar that they always have up at the front. "

How are the Aerobics going ?!?!?!

.............any more " Ball - ates " ?!?!?!


Developing .............................

03-03-04 11:51 AM
telecaster
quote:
gypsy wrote:
yeah. i saw jerry's cellulite-laden ass on the cover of the enquirer at the grocery store. needless to say, i decided not to buy a candy bar that they always have up at the front.



gypsy, my little pumpkin, after seeing your wrestling photo that is something you will never have to worry about

I am sure joey could bounce a quarter off of yours
03-03-04 12:00 PM
Joey " I am sure joey could bounce a quarter off of yours

Gypsy Pees Perfume !!!!!!!!!!!!


03-03-04 12:07 PM
telecaster
quote:
Joey wrote:
" I am sure joey could bounce a quarter off of yours

Gypsy Pees Perfume !!!!!!!!!!!!






And farts roses!
03-03-04 12:41 PM
Joey

Tele .....................you think we can get Gyps. in Playboy ?!?!?!

Penthouse ?!?!?!


Developing .............................


Joey Hefner !
03-03-04 01:19 PM
telecaster
quote:
Joey wrote:


Tele .....................you think we can get Gyps. in Playboy ?!?!?!

Penthouse ?!?!?!


Developing .............................


Joey Hefner !



Sure we could. But the cool thing about our Gyps is she could also be in "National Review" discussing political issues or "Better Homes And Gardens" discussing kitchen layouts or "Dogs and Puppys" discussing pet adoption
or "Harley Mama" discussing Hogs
.
Or in "Penthouse" discussing the "g spot"

A true Renisseance woman she is

That is why we love her
03-03-04 01:55 PM
Gibbons Mmmm cottage cheese, anyone got a pic?
03-03-04 01:59 PM
telecaster http://www.nationalenquirer.com/neo/newsstand.cfm
03-03-04 02:16 PM
jb It's funny how Mick got rid of her about 4 years ago and the natural aging process.....
03-03-04 02:17 PM
Gibbons
quote:
telecaster wrote:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/neo/newsstand.cfm



yikes
03-03-04 02:21 PM
jb
quote:
Gibbons wrote:


yikes


With posts like that, you soon will be in the 1k club!!! Congrats!!!
03-03-04 02:32 PM
Joey

Gibbons ..............................................


Would you like a Baby Ruth ?
03-03-04 03:50 PM
Gibbons
quote:
Joey wrote:


Gibbons ..............................................


Would you like a Baby Ruth ?



mmmmmmm.......
03-03-04 03:51 PM
Gibbons
quote:
jb wrote:

With posts like that, you soon will be in the 1k club!!! Congrats!!!


Don't count on it...
03-03-04 03:54 PM
Joey " Don't count on it... "

Gibbons .................................


03-03-04 04:49 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Well he sure as hell hasn't upgraded since!

That L'Wren chick (if that's even her real name) is good from far, but far from good!




Well who knows about that stuff? Maybe she's the wicked dominatrix he's been looking for all his life...?
03-04-04 06:49 AM
Zack Can somebody post the pic please?
03-04-04 07:21 AM
LadyJane Need to play Devil's advocate here. I'd like to see swimsuit photos of all of the guys who are making fun of Jerry!

LJ.
03-04-04 07:37 AM
Steel Wheels Lady Jane, I'll send you a photo you're sure to love!
03-04-04 04:41 PM
luxury1 I'm with LadyJane here. I feel sorry for Jerry. I have been on numerous photo shoots, and just about every chick has some cellulite somewhere. Doesnt matter how skinny you are. Working out helps--body builders dont have none of that cottage cheese.
anyway, a photo from behind, taken with a telephoto lens?? Care to line up anyone???????????
(throbby can be excused)
03-04-04 06:30 PM
gotdablouse Anyone got a better scan?
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