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| Moonisup |
we all need to call, kick him back!!!
HELP ME,
it's his puberty speeking, he has lost his mind, come on help me here |
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| telecaster |
Maybe he got himself a little women and doesn't have time
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| steel driving hammer |
What happend w/ the Boom?
No more Boom?
I like the Boom.
But sometimes on the chat, I couldn't keep up w/ the Boom.
We need a young guy like that around here to keep things fresh.
PS. Fuck the Beatles! |
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| Moonisup |
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
We need a young guy like that around here to keep things fresh.
PS. Fuck the Beatles!
YEP
agree on both |
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| Phog |
Boom!! A very good kid that I like a lot. Maybe he's just away on spring break somewhere. The chat's been empty the last dozen times I've been in there, so I haven't talked to anybody here in quite a while. Wherever Boom is I hope he's got his Stones records with him. |
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| steel driving hammer |
Time is on his side, he'll come running back.
The music is just too good not to.
But boy he was a wild one on the chat eh?
Then Indiana boys on them Indiana nights.... |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
Boomhauer WILL be back!
I reckon he is playing his Nintendo or watching Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles. We have had some great conversations about that!
COWABUNGA DUDE!
Alex |
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| nankerphelge |
He's on pie hunt!
You wanna talk about testosterone poisoned!
He'd have a one surgically attached to his face as long as he could still drink beer through a straw!
Hmmm.......
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| LadyJane |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
He's on pie hunt!
You wanna talk about testosterone poisoned!
He'd have a one surgically attached to his face as long as he could still drink beer through a straw!
Hmmm.......
Nank, have you ever considered donating your brain to science one day? The institute of Masters and Johnson would love to get their hands on you!!
LOL!!
LadyJ.
PS. Just how long has Boom been missing? Anyone tried to PM him? Don't worry Rik, he'll be back. Maybe his loved ones put him into a 12 step to deprogram him from Rocks Off!! |
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| telecaster |
He is trying to be like James Gandolfini and hold out
for more money with a new contract.
Oh wait, we don't have contracts to post here.
Never mind |
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| Martha |
I haven't seen Savage and Young either?????????
Is it a spring break thing? |
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| nankerphelge |
I dunno LJ -- I'm not sure science could do much with it.
Put it in a saline-filled jar, hook it up to some sort of electrical system and maybe, just maybe, there would be enuf non-chibated brain cells to pump out a few dirty jokes now and again.
There are a few things that would be worth studying though.
I've always wondered why I get particularly horned up when I'm:
(a) deathly ill,
(b) driving a car, or
(c) at the in-law's house
I would like some 'splainin on those!!! |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
quote:
Martha wrote:
I haven't seen Savage and Young either?????????
Is it a spring break thing?
Yes, Martha, it was and continues to be. As it is, I've got a few days rest now, so I'm back, carrying tales of Spring Break goodness and so forth. |
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| steel driving hammer |
[quote]telecaster wrote:
He is trying to be like James Gandolfini and hold out
for more money with a new contract.
LOL, Cheers, Saludos, Toast or whatever! STONES!
Do you have the Primitive Cool Out-takes? |
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| throbby |
LadyJane wrote:
Nank, have you ever considered donating your brain to science one day? The institute of Masters and Johnson would love to get their hands on you!!
LOL!!
I don't know about Masters and Johnson, but I do know a couple of rather large boned men, styling in leather chaps, who would love to get their firm yet loving hands on Nanker and give him a little 'splainin. |
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| nankerphelge |
None for me thanks, I'm tryin' to quit!
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| Sir Stonesalot |
>I've always wondered why I get particularly horned up when I'm:
(b) driving a car, <
Ummmmmm.....I don't think I want that ride down to Asheville after all.....
I don't think you could resist my fine, fine ass.
NO ASS AT ASS!!! |
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| fmk438j |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
There are a few things that would be worth studying though.
I've always wondered why I get particularly horned up when I'm:
(a) deathly ill,
(b) driving a car, or
(c) at the in-law's house
I would like some 'splainin on those!!!
Hmm, interesting. I'll have a go at "(a) deathly ill". Because your body thinks you are about to die, it wants to have one last go at spreading the seed before your time is up. Just like cows hump as they move into the sluaghter house.
My version would be:
(a) cutting fingernails with very sharp swiss-army knife scissors.
(b) smoking a breadstick (no homo-erotic connatations though, I assure you).
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| woodywoodpecker |
FMK, Gee man you got woody worried! I'll make sure I dont bend over in the chat room while your about" LOL
Thanks for the kind gift also cheers.
I always get horned up the following morning after a big night on the booze? Any Doctor's here? Maybe you can explain what's in the alcohol that makes the ol fella poke his head up in anticipation? |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I dunno LJ -- I'm not sure science could do much with it.
Put it in a saline-filled jar, hook it up to some sort of electrical system and maybe, just maybe, there would be enuf non-chibated brain cells to pump out a few dirty jokes now and again.
I logged off way too early last night!! LOL
Of course science would be interested, Nank! After all, you are living proof that excessive use of chiba does NOT lead to excessive loss of sex drive!! 
Perhaps "High Times" magazine would like to do a profile. Names would, of course, be changed to protect the "innocent"!!
LadyJ.
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| Scottfree |
I think he's probably haning with Dale Grebel, if you had the choice to hang with Dale or you guys, well I think you know the answer.... |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
We need a young guy like that around here to keep things fresh.
This ain't the Howe Academy, bud. Please keep it on the straight and narrow, so to speak. |
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| telecaster |
And what about Maxlugar? Odd those two would stop posting
at the same time |
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| Factory Girl |
Max is alive and well. Perhaps he's on hiatus. |
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| nankerphelge |
Alive yes.
Well?
Jury's still out on that one!
Our Maxy has never been well really.
And I agree LJ, that whole myth of chiba inhibiting sex drive is just plain nonsense.
A vestige of the Reefer Madness mentality.
Ol' nanky gets a buzz going and he's throwing spunk around like a rhesus monkey!! |
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| steel driving hammer |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
This ain't the Howe Academy, bud. Please keep it on the straight and narrow, so to speak.
Early Friday Cheers you bastard!
Hey your going to Wembley 03?
Hotel, air, food and Stones take plastic right?
I'm all caught up on my cards, maybe now is the time to do it all over again.
They tell me I have a credit limit up to $75,000 now actually.
Telecaster, wanna join me for a ride?
This 'may' be the Last Time...I don't know. |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
Early Friday Cheers you bastard!
Hey your going to Wembley 03?
Hotel, air, food and Stones take plastic right?
I'm all caught up on my cards, maybe now is the time to do it all over again.
Cheers my brother of the C10 and wine.
I'm doing a Londie Trifeck like a muthafuckah - triple wad on the Twix, Wembo, and that there gay bar club thingy.
Love to see you there Steelpunker, but you couldn't even make Denver happen. You big Puss! Tell you what, you show in London, ALL your drinks if I'm around are on me. Incentive.
Man, I'm drunk. If any of yins are doing that chat thing, lemme know. |
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| nankerphelge |
Let's chat man
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| Fiji Joe |
And he was so close to his 1000th post |
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