Hi. I was walking out of the local convenience store and passed a group of college kids this morning. Two blonde girls and a guy, dressed in preppy colors, neatly pressed. As they passed me, I heard one of them say "trailer trash" and the rest of them laughed.
I never wanted to say this but I've spent most of my life in prison. Manslaughter, drunken driving, barroom brawls, nothing serious. Many of you are college educated and I didn't want to alienate you. Anyway, I guess I look the part, with prison tattoos, boots, and a beat up collar shirt.
I can't tell you how hard it is to live a hard scrabble life. To stay out of prison. To get laughed at by girls so pretty they take my breath away. I'm glad I've got my old butterscotch tele, sometimes I think it's my only friend. I guess I'll head up to the Mexican diner up the way, get a couple tacos and a cold one, nurse my wounds.
[Edited by morocco]
10th March 2007 02:33 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
Manslaughter is nothing serious?
10th March 2007 02:35 PM
SheRat
quote:morocco wrote:
Hi. I was walking out of the local convenience store and passed a group of college kids this morning. Two blonde girls and a guy, dressed in preppy colors, neatly pressed. As they passed me, I heard one of them say "trailer trash" and the rest of them laughed.
I never wanted to say this but I've spent most of my life in prison. Manslaughter, drunken driving, barroom brawls, nothing serious. Many of you are college educated and I didn't want to alienate you. Anyway, I guess I look the part, with prison tattoos, boots, and a beat up collar shirt.
I can't tell you how hard it is to live a hard scrabble life. To stay out of prison. To get laughed at by girls so pretty they take my breath away. I'm glad I've got my old butterschotch tele, sometimes I think it's my only friend. I guess I'll head up to the Mexican diner up the way, get a couple tacos and a cold one, nurse my wounds.
Anyone calling someone trailer trash in a convenience store parking lot is more classless than the person to whom they feel so superior. That kind of behavior is the essence of trash.
That being said, is "manslaughter" really nothing serious?
10th March 2007 02:37 PM
GotToRollMe
Play that Tele and forget about those clowns.
10th March 2007 02:40 PM
morocco
It was a bowling alley fist fight in 1954. They said I didn't know my own strength.
10th March 2007 02:45 PM
pdog
You should've killed them... just kidding.
I appreciate your honesty...
10th March 2007 02:50 PM
SheRat
quote:morocco wrote:
It was a bowling alley fist fight in 1954. They said I didn't know my own strength.
Howe interesting. I had a similar problem recently, though the case was dismissed. Just cause I was winning the fight doesn't mean I started it, for fuck's sake, or for that matter, kept it going.
I am considering taking up martial arts so my defense doesn't "appear" so much like offense.
10th March 2007 02:53 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
>I am considering taking up martial arts so my defense doesn't "appear" so much like offense.<
Do it! Make Chuck Norris proud.
10th March 2007 02:55 PM
pdog
quote:SheRat wrote:
Howe interesting. I had a similar problem recently, though the case was dismissed. Just cause I was winning the fight doesn't mean I started it, for fuck's sake, or for that matter, kept it going.
I am considering taking up martial arts so my defense doesn't "appear" so much like offense.
Good news, I'm glad that all went away...
I got the flu, that's why I didn't call you for lunch...
Probably going to have to take off work this wekend, it's hard to drive when your head is throbbing...
10th March 2007 02:57 PM
Highwire Rob
[Edited by Highwire Rob]
10th March 2007 03:22 PM
gypsy
quote:morocco wrote:
It was a bowling alley fist fight in 1954. They said I didn't know my own strength.
What happened to good old-fashioned fisticuffs anyway? I miss the good old days when you either kicked someone's ass or they kicked your's and no one went to court over it.
10th March 2007 03:24 PM
fireontheplatter
i am sick and tired of getting into trouble.
i am staying out of trouble.
trouble no more.
no more trouble
trouble trouble trouble.
next time you see those guys at the store, you give big d a call ok.
together we'll show them whos boss
everybody say ow
10th March 2007 03:52 PM
BILL PERKS
I WAS BORN IN A CROSSFIRE HURRICANE
10th March 2007 04:00 PM
Altamont
My father was killed in a bowling alley brawl. As was his father before him. And his fathers' father. I avoid bowling alleys.
10th March 2007 04:55 PM
gimmekeef
Everyone is welcome here...we're all classless....There'll always be a place in our parking lots....
10th March 2007 05:18 PM
Proxy
quote:morocco wrote:
Hi. I was walking out of the local convenience store and passed a group of college kids this morning. Two blonde girls and a guy, dressed in preppy colors, neatly pressed. As they passed me, I heard one of them say "trailer trash" and the rest of them laughed.
I never wanted to say this but I've spent most of my life in prison. Manslaughter, drunken driving, barroom brawls, nothing serious. Many of you are college educated and I didn't want to alienate you. Anyway, I guess I look the part, with prison tattoos, boots, and a beat up collar shirt.
I can't tell you how hard it is to live a hard scrabble life. To stay out of prison. To get laughed at by girls so pretty they take my breath away. I'm glad I've got my old butterscotch tele, sometimes I think it's my only friend. I guess I'll head up to the Mexican diner up the way, get a couple tacos and a cold one, nurse my wounds.
[Edited by morocco]
Push that vodka bottle there, where it really belongs. It won't help much, but you'll feel much better for a while
10th March 2007 05:32 PM
glencar
People can be cruel. Let it go. It reflects more on them than you.
10th March 2007 05:54 PM
Trey Krimsin
I'm sorry, but those 'preppie kids' are no fucking better than the 'trailer trash' they so despise. They brats probably live off their parents' money and have never worked their fingers to the bone in their lives. Their words are as meaningless as their whole existence is. It's best to ignore their words, but if you know no one will call the cops on you, beat the living fuck out of those complete wastes of semen and eggs.
10th March 2007 05:59 PM
Bitch
Dont take this personally morocco, but maybe its time for a makeover? Sometimes a silly comment from a stranger hits a nerve and maybe the real reason you are upset is not because they said it, but because you feel that you are better than that. Outward appearances dont always mean much to most men, but to women we want someone who looks presentable, with a nice pair of jeans and decent boots or shoes, clean and smelling good. So why not go shopping for some new threads and some cologne, and get a haircut. If you look good, you'll feel better about yourself. (Only trying to help)!
10th March 2007 06:37 PM
SheRat
quote:Bitch wrote:
Dont take this personally morocco, but maybe its time for a makeover? Sometimes a silly comment from a stranger hits a nerve and maybe the real reason you are upset is not because they said it, but because you feel that you are better than that. Outward appearances dont always mean much to most men, but to women we want someone who looks presentable, with a nice pair of jeans and decent boots or shoes, clean and smelling good. So why not go shopping for some new threads and some cologne, and get a haircut. If you look good, you'll feel better about yourself. (Only trying to help)!
On the other hand, I think his description of himself made him sound kinda hot.
To each her own! LOL!!!
[Edited by SheRat]
10th March 2007 06:43 PM
Joey
quote:morocco wrote:
Hi. I was walking out of the local convenience store and passed a group of college kids this morning. Two blonde girls and a guy, dressed in preppy colors, neatly pressed. As they passed me, I heard one of them say "trailer trash" and the rest of them laughed.
I never wanted to say this but I've spent most of my life in prison. Manslaughter, drunken driving, barroom brawls, nothing serious. Many of you are college educated and I didn't want to alienate you. Anyway, I guess I look the part, with prison tattoos, boots, and a beat up collar shirt.
I can't tell you how hard it is to live a hard scrabble life. To stay out of prison. To get laughed at by girls so pretty they take my breath away. I'm glad I've got my old butterscotch tele, sometimes I think it's my only friend. I guess I'll head up to the Mexican diner up the way, get a couple tacos and a cold one, nurse my wounds.
quote:Bitch wrote:
Dont take this personally morocco, but maybe its time for a makeover? Sometimes a silly comment from a stranger hits a nerve and maybe the real reason you are upset is not because they said it, but because you feel that you are better than that. Outward appearances dont always mean much to most men, but to women we want someone who looks presentable, with a nice pair of jeans and decent boots or shoes, clean and smelling good. So why not go shopping for some new threads and some cologne, and get a haircut. If you look good, you'll feel better about yourself. (Only trying to help)!
The preceding does not necessarily reflect the opinion of all females. Just sayin'...
LMAO!!!! That is crazy! -- Snowballs!? Puhleeeease! I'm no great fighter but I know you have to be an idiot to throw a lame-o sissy punch out of a door that has a high probability of slamming back and fracturing your lower arm!
Are we allowed to hit people who make glasses? In this case, good!
[Edited by Highwire Rob]
10th March 2007 07:15 PM
Gazza
quote:morocco wrote:
It was a bowling alley fist fight in 1954. They said I didn't know my own strength.
1954??? Wow
10th March 2007 07:19 PM
glencar
He was 7...
10th March 2007 08:44 PM
tumbled
there's a lot of profiling that goes on out there, who cares about the nimnels, set it down to ignorance, rise above and walk on ...god bless. some people got a lot more to go thru to get to enlightenment.. there are lots of small minded idiots out there, some are harvard educated and I call them my boss.
oh and while we are at it taj mahal was rockin my world last night....
uh huh
[Edited by tumbled]
11th March 2007 08:06 AM
glencar
Good advice!
11th March 2007 09:40 AM
Some Guy
You should have turned around and said "boo" and watch them scurry.
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