| March 11th, 2005 01:14 PM |
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CRANBERRY, Pa. Mar 10, 2005 — The would-be robber wanted to inspire fear, but his choice of a Disney character mask to conceal his features provoked only giggles from a convenience store clerk.
Cranberry police said a clerk at Gordon's Mini Market burst into laughter when the person wearing a Pluto mask walked into the store about 9:45 p.m. Tuesday.
The clerk was laughing so hard he didn't comply with the robber's demand to turn over the cash register money so the frustrated robber left the store, police said.
Police Sgt. Dave Kovach said the clerk's response was ill-advised and dangerous, even if it foiled the robbery.
"Pluto could have been a strung-out heroin addict," Kovach said. "You never know."
Pluto drove away in a car, but not before the clerk noticed that he was 6-foot-2 and appeared to be white under the mask. Police believe he's about 20 years old and weighs about 170 pounds.
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| March 11th, 2005 01:51 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
"Stick 'em up!"
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
| March 11th, 2005 01:52 PM |
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| Joey |
Thanks You Kath
( Rocks Off Member )
" Sup Ronnie ! "
Jazzy !
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| March 11th, 2005 02:04 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
really not a bad post kath, could have used a funny image to make a "Joey and Pug" quality post, but your efforts are not going unnoticed today:
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| March 11th, 2005 02:16 PM |
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| kath |
i can't tell you how relieved i am to read that!!! |
| March 11th, 2005 02:27 PM |
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| Monkey Woman |
Kath, this story is a gem! It sounds like a Donald Westlake novel, that's crazy!  |
| March 11th, 2005 04:12 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
i can't tell you how relieved i am to read that!!!
i am now a:
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| March 11th, 2005 04:47 PM |
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| kath |
THAT'S what's between your legs????
oh dear...... |
| March 11th, 2005 04:48 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
THAT'S what's between your legs????
oh dear......
i told you it was big and hairy |
| March 11th, 2005 04:49 PM |
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| kath |
well, yes you did. i just wasn't expecting TWO eyes, i guess..... |
| March 11th, 2005 04:57 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
well, yes you did. i just wasn't expecting TWO eyes, i guess.....
You dont know the pug well....anything average men can do...i can do twice as good!
I told my wife yesterday to name one thing she could do better than me....she stumped me, she said: "Ovulate" |
| March 11th, 2005 05:21 PM |
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| kath |
excellent answer. |
| March 11th, 2005 05:36 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
excellent answer.
only for you my dear!
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| March 11th, 2005 05:57 PM |
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| kath |
schnitzel says hey..... |
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