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| sirmoonie |
Its funner than all hell! Just grab some goddam midget and start throwing his ass all over the place.
Cracks me up. Damn.
Also, I've heard that there are even bars where the midgets VOLUNTEER to get tossed. Anyone ever heard of that? Holy fucking christ, what a glorious country we live in! "Yes barkeep, a hit of your finest bourbon, water back, and uh, lessee, nah....nah........that one! That little beady-eyed fucker hiding over by the can. I'm gonna huck that fuck......say, will a ten-spot cover this?" |
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| Bloozehound |
absolutely!
actually.....
I'm tossin my midget as i type thi..
HaHa!
Who0o0ooHoo0o0o0oo!
shits so good it should be illegal!! |
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| Stonesthrow |
I worked with a guy about 25 years ago whose favorite sport was dwarf tossing. He was a man ahead of his time. A true visionary.
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| beer |
Hank, the king of all dwarfs.
RIP
Check the steelwheels shirt |
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| IanBillen |
I once was going to a dwarf throwing contest so I decided to practice up throughout the week. I started throwing children up against the wall in order to train for the event.
I was arrested and it gets into a long ugly story.
Oh-well.
Better luck next time.
Ian |
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| corgi37 |
And, just to really prove our authority over all races, we Aussies invented Dwarf Throwing.
And maybe wet t-shirt comps too. |
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| Monkeytonkman |
When you say dwarf tossing, I take it you don't mean tossing off a dwarf?
If this is the case I reckon you'd prove to be quite popular in the dwarf community. |
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| Jumacfly |
I m training at home with my girlfriend..there are now many holes in the walls... |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Monkeytonkman wrote:
When you say dwarf tossing, I take it you don't mean tossing off a dwarf?
If this is the case I reckon you'd prove to be quite popular in the dwarf community.
That's just wrong, man. Taking something as pure and innocent as dwarf tossing and making it into some kind of taudry act with your innuendo....that's just wrong. On so many levels.
What's the matter with you? |
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| Joey |
http://www.howardstern.com/gallery/The%20Passion%20Of%20The%20Stern/pages/index001.html |
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| Bloozehound |
It'll take decades, maybe even centuries, for the unwashed masses to catch up to where Hank left off, Hank was a true visionary ahead of his time. Lets toss one for Hank!
Viva! Viva la Hank!
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| March 10th, 2005 04:26 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
there were a few bars in Ft Lauderdale that used to have dwarf tossing contests back in the early '90s. But I gotta believe that its since been outlawed.
this one bar had this dwarf called "Mr.T" - and he was decked out like the real Mr.T with a mohawk and a mound of gold chains and rings. He would taunt the audience. Pretty crazy little dude. He would get hurled across the bar onto a foam mat. He took a beating every damn day.
all I can say is that its a lot harder than it looks. Sure they're small. But its like tossing a bag of potatoes. Plus, you'd have all these muscle heads that hung out on the strip that could hurl the little fellows pretty far. |
| March 10th, 2005 04:39 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
The banning of dwarf tossing took place at the height of "political correctness" several years ago. That sport has now been replaced by Italian Journalist Blasting. |
| March 10th, 2005 04:45 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
The banning of dwarf tossing took place at the height of "political correctness" several years ago.
I'll give up dwarf tossing when the government pries the damn midgets from my cold, dead hands. |
| March 10th, 2005 07:31 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
this one bar had this dwarf called "Mr.T" - and he was decked out like the real Mr.T with a mohawk and a mound of gold chains and rings. He would taunt the audience. Pretty crazy little dude. He would get hurled across the bar onto a foam mat. He took a beating every damn day.
now that's good entertainment right there, I'd like to see that, yes
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| March 10th, 2005 07:36 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
now that's good entertainment right there, I'd like to see that, yes
Wow, Bloozie. He's a fine one he is. I could shot-put that little bastard 6-7 yards into the wind on a good day. |
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