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Topic: What is your fave sex position. Return to archive
March 7th, 2005 03:03 PM
Sir Stonesalot I like my gal to ride me reverse cowgirl.

So how do you ride, or get ridden?
March 7th, 2005 03:17 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Oh I dunno. It's a toss up.

March 7th, 2005 03:18 PM
Mikey Angry Dragon or Angry Pirate are oldies but goodies.
March 7th, 2005 04:13 PM
Bizarro JB On the bottom..always on the bottom
March 7th, 2005 04:36 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl It's like drinks: any as long as I get drunk....

my fav sex position is any as long as I get my rocks off
March 7th, 2005 05:27 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
On the bottom..always on the bottom



my least favorite is trying to explain afterwards that "this never happens to me"
March 7th, 2005 05:38 PM
sirmoonie What is "reverse cowgirl"? I keep seeing that phrase. I mean, I can kind of guess, but I'm not sure exactly.

Thanks in advance.
March 7th, 2005 05:48 PM
Poplar
When I was in high school, we were having a discussion about gender roles in an English class. A girl - who wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer - said something to the effect of: "women are always overpowered by men, just look at sex and the mercenary position." i always thought that was hilarious.

...so, my fav is the mercenary position.
March 7th, 2005 05:48 PM
gypsy Mine is the wheelbarrow.
Great thread! Kudos to whomever started it!
March 7th, 2005 05:51 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Mine is the wheelbarrow.




Is that the same as the " Helicopter Fu## " ?!?!?!

See Everybody tomorrow .......


Bye Bye !

Bye Bons !
March 7th, 2005 05:52 PM
gypsy
quote:
Joey wrote:



Is that the same as the " Helicopter Fu## " ?!?!?!

See Everybody tomorrow .......


Bye Bye !

Bye Bons !



Bye!
Try to have a wonderful evening!
Don't change! Don't be SERIOUS - ever!
March 7th, 2005 06:03 PM
KeepRigid GMT #3
March 7th, 2005 06:24 PM
Madafaka Laid down in the bed and the two women on me
March 7th, 2005 06:25 PM
MrPleasant The Heimlich maneuver.
March 7th, 2005 07:20 PM
caro The Normandy scallop fisher position.
March 7th, 2005 07:47 PM
Child of the Moon SS ,you're officially my favorite... not just because of the hilarious flooding of the board, or for your love of Neil's best album, but because you've cited my personal favorite, the Reverse Cowgirl.
March 7th, 2005 08:27 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
MrPleasant wrote:
The Heimlich maneuver.



Hmmmnn....do you mean the hind-lick manuever?
March 7th, 2005 08:39 PM
corgi37 Tying wife up, straddling her chest, and releasing my tadpoles on her face.

Always guarantees me a severe beating when i untie her.

Which i really love!

Either that or doggie style anal.

It's an Aussie thing.
March 7th, 2005 09:14 PM
MrPleasant
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


Hmmmnn....do you mean the hind-lick manuever?



Sssshhhh.

http://www.jokes2000.com/jokes/files/joke9220.htm
March 11th, 2005 01:16 AM
Brainbell Jangler I don't know the technical term for it, but it goes like this: On my back with my girl kneeling over me and leaning back with her head between my feet. Maximum friction.
Second favorite: In her from behind with her legs closed and her muscle working it monkey grip.
March 11th, 2005 09:28 AM
JumpingKentFlash I like buttfucking from behind.
March 11th, 2005 09:38 AM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Bye!
Try to have a wonderful evening!
Don't change! Don't be SERIOUS - ever!




!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 11th, 2005 11:50 AM
Gazza
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Tying wife up, straddling her chest, and releasing my tadpoles on her face.

Always guarantees me a severe beating when i untie her.

Which i really love!

Either that or doggie style anal.

It's an Aussie thing.



"tadpoles.." - I'm crying with laughter here...

Corgi - is it true that Aussie men dont bother with foreplay much

Theres an old joke that the Australian man's definition of foreplay is either "brace yourself" or to nudge the missus and say "pssst - you awake" ?
March 11th, 2005 02:24 PM
Lavendar "GOTHIKA" as Captain Evil would laugh........
March 11th, 2005 02:25 PM
nankerphelge Right behind a big plump sheep!
March 11th, 2005 03:51 PM
SheRat
quote:
Gazza wrote:


"tadpoles.." - I'm crying with laughter here...

Corgi - is it true that Aussie men dont bother with foreplay much

Theres an old joke that the Australian man's definition of foreplay is either "brace yourself" or to nudge the missus and say "pssst - you awake" ?



Oh, come on, Gazza. That joke's about the Irish and it's as old as the stone walls in the Mournes.

"Brace yourself, Bridget."


For the record, while we enjoy it, we chicks only do the reverse cowgirl to entice you boys to push us into the floor and bang from behind. And if you haven't, SPANK. That's what we're sticking our asses out for!

Also for y'alls information, doggie style is the only way you can get off on a small dick. So remember that when ya start bragging about doing it from behind.

Kinda like my boy Kid Rock and the pussy farting. Kinda stupid to brag about something when all it does is reveal that yer pecker's small.

March 11th, 2005 04:27 PM
voodoopug
quote:
SheRat wrote:


Oh, come on, Gazza. That joke's about the Irish and it's as old as the stone walls in the Mournes.

"Brace yourself, Bridget."


For the record, while we enjoy it, we chicks only do the reverse cowgirl to entice you boys to push us into the floor and bang from behind. And if you haven't, SPANK. That's what we're sticking our asses out for!

Also for y'alls information, doggie style is the only way you can get off on a small dick. So remember that when ya start bragging about doing it from behind.

Kinda like my boy Kid Rock and the pussy farting. Kinda stupid to brag about something when all it does is reveal that yer pecker's small.





This is information i could have used long ago. It got old real quick seeing the utter disappointment on the faces of the fine intoxicated ladies of Illinois. I guess my wife must be more understanding that those before her!
March 11th, 2005 07:56 PM
Dan Why do meth addicts like to do it doggy style?




























So they can both look out the window!
March 12th, 2005 02:39 AM
Bloozehound reverse cowgirl rulez

makes their pussies fart with glee and talk to me

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