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MrPleasant |
... or when Elvis Presley sings it seems as if he's having an orgasm?
That's why Bono and Springsteen and Sinatra sound like the self-rightheous macho pricks that they're really are/were
That's why Joey Ramone and Brian Johnson and Dylan sound so funny (therefore: likeable and humble)
That's why Tom Waits sounds like God having a bit too much to drink
That's why Jagger sounds as if he never will be satisfied
That's why Clapton is the coolest cat in the world (unlike N. Young, who sounds as if he's taking it up the ass)
That's why Madonna has the IQ of Napoleon (like Zappa, who was less of a whore than her)
That's why Macca has bedded probably somebody from your family (while you're not having some, right now, you loser)
Curiously, I can't hate Elvis (Presley). He sounds (on record) as if he's having an orgasm every goddamn second. He was cool; there's no denying that. |
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