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8th March 2007 05:14 PM
monkey_man
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Can someone please explain this Tee to me?



Some variation of Gumby??

LJ.



Sure Gumby meets Mickey Mouse with a stones tongue on it. Art direction by someone very high. Will sell 10,000 units!
8th March 2007 05:15 PM
Saint Sway "Hey, Dear_________ (fill in suckers name)
Your dear old pal "Mick Jagger" wants to thank you for spending so much of your hard earn money on our garbage that he really, really, REALLY wants you to buy this EXCLUSIVE "Rolling Stones/Gumby's Big Nipple Headed Sister" t-shirt to add to your collection. Mick is only offering this one of a kind Gumby Nipples shirt to his bestest of best friends. So wont you be a pal and fork over $40 plus shipping for it while supplies last.
Sincerely,
THE ROLLING LEECHES"
8th March 2007 05:16 PM
Saint Sway
quote:
monkey_man wrote:

Art direction by someone very high.


that fuckin Sai Wong!!!!
8th March 2007 05:17 PM
Trey Krimsin At least the Stones haven't tried to sell a coffin like Gene Simmons has.


Um, hopefully I haven't given anyone any ideas.
8th March 2007 05:18 PM
LadyJane I like 90% of the Tees.
God knows I have frequent flyer miles with rs.com
But THAT thing...I'd be embarrassed to wear it.

It's absurd.
WE could such a better job.

Think about it.
The demented minds of RO.....we could bring in millions.

That's right Mick...MILLIONS.

LJ.
8th March 2007 05:38 PM
monkey_man Dear Friend,

A friend of yours, Mick Jagger, wanted you to know about the official RS Casket available in the Rolling Stones official online store. This casket is available to fan club members first! If you purchase the deluxe afterlife package for $4995, you can be the first one on your block to be buried in one of these. Just reply to this email with "Start Me Up" in the subject line and we'll get you on the waitlist.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

If you act now, you can purchase this casket by clicking the "Start Me Up" button below. Your casket will be in the 1st 10 rows of our Dandelion Cemetary, opening soon.

Thank you,

Rolling Stones Official Store
8th March 2007 05:40 PM
Saint Sway LMFAO!!!!!!
8th March 2007 05:44 PM
Gazza
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Can someone please explain this Tee to me?







Fuck off. You photoshopped that one didnt you?
8th March 2007 05:48 PM
Saint Sway
quote:
Gazza wrote:


Fuck off. You photoshopped that one didnt you?



'fraid not.

they have like 4!!! variations of it for sale too!!!
8th March 2007 06:01 PM
pdog
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Can someone please explain this Tee to me?



Some variation of Gumby??

LJ.



They designed something so bad, just to see if anyone would buy it...
8th March 2007 07:50 PM
LadyJane
quote:
Gazza wrote:


Fuck off. You photoshopped that one didnt you?



Gazza.
I have many many talents.
Photoshoping is NOT one of them.

rs.com
The Men's Room
Page 6

Some more:





And now the one I must have been blocking out as it is too painful to look at.



LJ.
8th March 2007 07:52 PM
mojoman
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:


that fuckin Sai Wong!!!!



his royal highness
8th March 2007 07:56 PM
Riffhard Oh my! I'm afraid they may have.......











....and I don't value that!



Riffy
8th March 2007 08:09 PM
LadyJane

This one takes the fucking cake.
An abomination.
I hope Gazza is tucked away in bed.

LJ.
8th March 2007 08:17 PM
Gazza I am now crying - and it is not with laughter.

Those green abominations are the worst t-shirts in the history of mankind.

I would even wear a Bon Jovi t-shirt before I'd be seen in any of those.


[Edited by Gazza]
8th March 2007 08:24 PM
Riffhard Is that green thing some kind of hip new Japanese anime or something? I have never seen anything like it,and I pride myself on staying current! Whatever the hell it is,hip it ain't.



Riffy
8th March 2007 08:42 PM
pdog It's so fucking over... they've basically assured that the next 5 generations of Stones offspring are set for life... maybe more!

8th March 2007 08:47 PM
gypsy
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


Gazza.
I have many many talents.
Photoshoping is NOT one of them.

rs.com
The Men's Room
Page 6

Some more:





And now the one I must have been blocking out as it is too painful to look at.



LJ.



Wow. Those are the most hideous t-shirts I have ever seen.
That gumby one...what a strange design. I'm embarrassed for them. Who is in charge of that shit? Their kids?
[Edited by gypsy]
8th March 2007 08:58 PM
pdog Is that a nose between two, two tone, cocks?



8th March 2007 09:12 PM
_Boomy_ A lot of that stuff is garbage. They print all of it on that hard, tough 100% cotton rag material.

Whatever happened to the 50/50 Cotton-Poly blends? You have to look around for those now. Some of the shirts I have from the Steel Wheels tour are great because of how soft they are.

I was lucky to find some nice Stones shirts on other sites, though. There are lots of options if you don't want to buy from the source!
8th March 2007 09:47 PM
Trey Krimsin I would wear a shirt that said "I would fuck Celine Dion with my own penis!" before I wore a shirt with that green blob with the tongue logo.
8th March 2007 09:48 PM
SweetVirginia Time to trot these out from the 2006 archives again:



8th March 2007 09:57 PM
Trey Krimsin Ahh, capitalism. The unwritten philosophy:

If you make it, some schmuck will buy it!
8th March 2007 09:58 PM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
monkey_man wrote:
Dear Friend,

A friend of yours, Mick Jagger, wanted you to know about the official RS Casket available in the Rolling Stones official online store. This casket is available to fan club members first! If you purchase the deluxe afterlife package for $4995, you can be the first one on your block to be buried in one of these. Just reply to this email with "Start Me Up" in the subject line and we'll get you on the waitlist.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

If you act now, you can purchase this casket by clicking the "Start Me Up" button below. Your casket will be in the 1st 10 rows of our Dandelion Cemetary, opening soon.

Thank you,

Rolling Stones Official Store



But will it keep my booze cold?
8th March 2007 10:01 PM
glencar
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


This one takes the fucking cake.
An abomination.
I hope Gazza is tucked away in bed.

LJ.


That shirt would look great over my manboobs!
8th March 2007 10:14 PM
gypsy
quote:
glencar wrote:
That shirt would look great over my manboobs!



You shouldn't cover those babies up.
8th March 2007 10:22 PM
glencar They frighten the dogs...
8th March 2007 10:28 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
Gazza wrote:


Turds with a tongue, with a special "scratch n sniff" feature. Expect it just in time for the summer collection

The Rolling Stones Incontinence Pads cant be too far away now, either. Going by the stuff theyre choosing to market, it might do well, as personally I'm on the verge of pissing myself every time I see their latest 'special'.

[Edited by Gazza]



Turds on the Run, baby...
8th March 2007 10:30 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
pdog wrote:
Is that a nose between two, two tone, cocks?







I've been wondering about that design for the past year. I still haven't figured it out. Is that supposed to be a frog? And if so, why?
8th March 2007 10:43 PM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:


Turds on the Run, baby...




Expect tongue logo colostomy bags to arrive at the RS store just in time for the long, hot summer!
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