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monkey_man |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Can someone please explain this Tee to me?
Some variation of Gumby??
LJ.
Sure Gumby meets Mickey Mouse with a stones tongue on it. Art direction by someone very high. Will sell 10,000 units! |
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Saint Sway |
"Hey, Dear_________ (fill in suckers name)
Your dear old pal "Mick Jagger" wants to thank you for spending so much of your hard earn money on our garbage that he really, really, REALLY wants you to buy this EXCLUSIVE "Rolling Stones/Gumby's Big Nipple Headed Sister" t-shirt to add to your collection. Mick is only offering this one of a kind Gumby Nipples shirt to his bestest of best friends. So wont you be a pal and fork over $40 plus shipping for it while supplies last.
Sincerely,
THE ROLLING LEECHES" |
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Saint Sway |
quote: monkey_man wrote:
Art direction by someone very high.
that fuckin Sai Wong!!!! |
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Trey Krimsin |
At least the Stones haven't tried to sell a coffin like Gene Simmons has.
Um, hopefully I haven't given anyone any ideas. |
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LadyJane |
I like 90% of the Tees.
God knows I have frequent flyer miles with rs.com
But THAT thing...I'd be embarrassed to wear it.
It's absurd.
WE could such a better job.
Think about it.
The demented minds of RO.....we could bring in millions.
That's right Mick...MILLIONS.
LJ. |
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monkey_man |
Dear Friend,
A friend of yours, Mick Jagger, wanted you to know about the official RS Casket available in the Rolling Stones official online store. This casket is available to fan club members first! If you purchase the deluxe afterlife package for $4995, you can be the first one on your block to be buried in one of these. Just reply to this email with "Start Me Up" in the subject line and we'll get you on the waitlist.
If you act now, you can purchase this casket by clicking the "Start Me Up" button below. Your casket will be in the 1st 10 rows of our Dandelion Cemetary, opening soon.
Thank you,
Rolling Stones Official Store |
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Saint Sway |
LMFAO!!!!!! |
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Gazza |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Can someone please explain this Tee to me?
Fuck off. You photoshopped that one didnt you? |
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Saint Sway |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Fuck off. You photoshopped that one didnt you?
'fraid not.
they have like 4!!! variations of it for sale too!!! |
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pdog |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Can someone please explain this Tee to me?
Some variation of Gumby??
LJ.
They designed something so bad, just to see if anyone would buy it... |
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LadyJane |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Fuck off. You photoshopped that one didnt you?
Gazza.
I have many many talents.
Photoshoping is NOT one of them.
rs.com
The Men's Room
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Some more:
And now the one I must have been blocking out as it is too painful to look at.
LJ. |
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mojoman |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
that fuckin Sai Wong!!!!
his royal highness |
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Riffhard |
Oh my! I'm afraid they may have.......
....and I don't value that!
Riffy |
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LadyJane |
This one takes the fucking cake.
An abomination.
I hope Gazza is tucked away in bed.
LJ.
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Gazza |
I am now crying - and it is not with laughter.
Those green abominations are the worst t-shirts in the history of mankind.
I would even wear a Bon Jovi t-shirt before I'd be seen in any of those.
[Edited by Gazza] |
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Riffhard |
Is that green thing some kind of hip new Japanese anime or something? I have never seen anything like it,and I pride myself on staying current! Whatever the hell it is,hip it ain't.
Riffy |
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pdog |
It's so fucking over... they've basically assured that the next 5 generations of Stones offspring are set for life... maybe more!
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gypsy |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Gazza.
I have many many talents.
Photoshoping is NOT one of them.
rs.com
The Men's Room
Page 6
Some more:
And now the one I must have been blocking out as it is too painful to look at.
LJ.
Wow. Those are the most hideous t-shirts I have ever seen.
That gumby one...what a strange design. I'm embarrassed for them. Who is in charge of that shit? Their kids?
[Edited by gypsy] |
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pdog |
Is that a nose between two, two tone, cocks?
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_Boomy_ |
A lot of that stuff is garbage. They print all of it on that hard, tough 100% cotton rag material.
Whatever happened to the 50/50 Cotton-Poly blends? You have to look around for those now. Some of the shirts I have from the Steel Wheels tour are great because of how soft they are.
I was lucky to find some nice Stones shirts on other sites, though. There are lots of options if you don't want to buy from the source! |
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Trey Krimsin |
I would wear a shirt that said "I would fuck Celine Dion with my own penis!" before I wore a shirt with that green blob with the tongue logo. |
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SweetVirginia |
Time to trot these out from the 2006 archives again:
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Trey Krimsin |
Ahh, capitalism. The unwritten philosophy:
If you make it, some schmuck will buy it! |
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Trey Krimsin |
quote: monkey_man wrote:
Dear Friend,
A friend of yours, Mick Jagger, wanted you to know about the official RS Casket available in the Rolling Stones official online store. This casket is available to fan club members first! If you purchase the deluxe afterlife package for $4995, you can be the first one on your block to be buried in one of these. Just reply to this email with "Start Me Up" in the subject line and we'll get you on the waitlist.
If you act now, you can purchase this casket by clicking the "Start Me Up" button below. Your casket will be in the 1st 10 rows of our Dandelion Cemetary, opening soon.
Thank you,
Rolling Stones Official Store
But will it keep my booze cold? |
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glencar |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
This one takes the fucking cake.
An abomination.
I hope Gazza is tucked away in bed.
LJ.
That shirt would look great over my manboobs! |
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gypsy |
quote: glencar wrote:
That shirt would look great over my manboobs!
You shouldn't cover those babies up. |
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glencar |
They frighten the dogs... |
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GotToRollMe |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Turds with a tongue, with a special "scratch n sniff" feature. Expect it just in time for the summer collection
The Rolling Stones Incontinence Pads cant be too far away now, either. Going by the stuff theyre choosing to market, it might do well, as personally I'm on the verge of pissing myself every time I see their latest 'special'.
[Edited by Gazza]
Turds on the Run, baby...
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GotToRollMe |
quote: pdog wrote:
Is that a nose between two, two tone, cocks?
I've been wondering about that design for the past year. I still haven't figured it out. Is that supposed to be a frog? And if so, why?
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Trey Krimsin |
quote: GotToRollMe wrote:
Turds on the Run, baby...
Expect tongue logo colostomy bags to arrive at the RS store just in time for the long, hot summer! |