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you guys are scaring me.... |
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Gazza |
quote: pdog wrote:
Is there anything they haven't tried to sell yet?
Turds with a tongue, with a special "scratch n sniff" feature. Expect it just in time for the summer collection
The Rolling Stones Incontinence Pads cant be too far away now, either. Going by the stuff theyre choosing to market, it might do well, as personally I'm on the verge of pissing myself every time I see their latest 'special'.
[Edited by Gazza] |
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pdog |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Turds with a tongue, with a special "scratch n sniff" feature. Expect it just in time for the summer collection
ABB was an audio piece of shit! |
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gimmekeef |
quote: GotToRollMe wrote:
LJ! Well, young lady, I'll expect to see you sporting those at the next summit!
I gotta admit that I kinda like these arm warmers...the black ones, that is (yeah, I know, I know...); but the red, white and blue ones look like something Wonder Woman would wear.
[Edited by GotToRollMe]
You mean these arent split crotch panties?.... |
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pdog |
Doh! |
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glencar |
quote: pdog wrote:
ABB was an audio piece of shit!
You take that back!!!!! |
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pdog |
quote: glencar wrote:
You take that back!!!!!
I feel like half a fag still owning it! |
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glencar |
It's an amazing return to form. I shall play it now as I go about my errands... |
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pdog |
quote: glencar wrote:
It's an amazing return to form. I shall play it now as I go about my errands...
Take pour nuts out of your purse, put on Some Girls! |
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LadyJane |
I've got to admit, I have purchased some cool stuff from rs.com.
Lots of great shirts for myself and for gifts.
Baby gifts.
Stash boxes, rolling papers, calendars and my all time favorite:
--Favorite Xmas gift of 2005!!
LJ.
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GotToRollMe |
Okay, enough with this tomfoolery (split crotch panties, indeed!)
I have to go slave over a hot CD burner and copy some discs for a certain cool-as-hell-person-who-shall-remain-nameless.
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Gazza |
Christ on a bike. Apart from Joey, what kind of warped fetishist is going to want to piss into an urinal in the shape of a gaping mouth? |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Christ on a bike. Apart from Joey, what kind of warped fetishist is going to want to piss into an urinal in the shape of a gaping mouth?
I couldn't care less....as long as it flushes.
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jb |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I couldn't care less....as long as it flushes.
The modern toilets are tuff b/c you can't flush them to encourage a slow drip. |
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GotToRollMe |
What the hell is that? Is that a bar with a urinal? A urinal with a bar?
And what kind of warped fetishist is going to want to piss into a urinal in the shape of a gaping mouth? Oh wait, someone already asked that...
In fact, never mind...I don't think I want to know the answers to any of those questions.
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Saint Sway |
I now have no greater fear than finding myself trapped in that bar at happy hour with Joey |
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GotToRollMe |
quote: jostorm wrote:
GotToRollMe wrote:
Yeah but check the measurements: 4" x 1.5" x 3"
That's one tiny lunchbox.
pssst, GTRM: I think they were meant to keep your stash in, silly.....
My stash is my lunch, Jo...I'm on a strict Chiba diet! |
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PartyDoll MEG |
Oh GTRM....I think those might be stools/urinals as it appears you can eat and drink right there. Wonder if the tongues move? |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
Complain and bitch.
I thank my God today for the invention of the indoor flush toilet. It's 8 degrees and windy outside right now. I'm glad I don't have to go to an outhouse. |
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Gazza |
quote: PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Wonder if the tongues move?
In your fuckin' dreams...... |
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glencar |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Christ on a bike. Apart from Joey, what kind of warped fetishist is going to want to piss into an urinal in the shape of a gaping mouth?
Wow! Sign me up! |
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GotToRollMe |
quote: PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Oh GTRM....I think those might be stools/urinals as it appears you can eat and drink right there. Wonder if the tongues move?
Would that it were true, Meg, but alas...
http://www.urinal.net/vienna_opera/
I like the little "E-mail this urinal to a friend!" link at the bottom...ah, the internet...dontcha just love it?
Oy. And this is the home page:
http://www.urinal.net/
I need a nap...
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PartyDoll MEG |
Ok is that a real piano in the men's room? Sure hope those guys wash their hands before they start playing "Have You Ever Seen the rain" or "Get Wet" on that thing. Nothin' like getting serenaded as you take a piss!!
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Gazza |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Okay, which one of you clowns is responsible for this little email:
___________________________________________________________
Dear LJ Dear,
A friend of yours, Mick Jagger, wanted you to know about the 1972 Tour Metal Mini Tote available in the Rolling Stones official online store.
Your Friend's Message:
Buy my lunchbox, luv! It comes with a baloney on Wonder Bread! Really! Love, Mick
You can purchase this product by clicking the 'BUY IT' button below.
Thank you,
Rolling Stones Official Store
LJ.
Ho-fuckin'-ho It appears to be catchin'
Dear Gary, my friend,,
A friend of yours, Mick Jagger, wanted you to know about the St. Patrick's Day Pin available in the Rolling Stones official online store.
Your Friend's Message:
In light of your tireless and loyal efforts in support of the band, me and the boys would like to offer you this unique, once-in-a-lifetime chance to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, Stones-style! All the cool kids are wearing them...really! Your pal, Mick
You can purchase this product by clicking the 'BUY IT' button below.
Thank you,
Rolling Stones Official Store
This email was sent from 5391 Three Notched Road, Crozet, VA 22932.
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Saint Sway |
WOW. What a bunch of shucksters! |
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LadyJane |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Ho-fuckin'-ho It appears to be catchin'
Dear Gary, my friend,,
A friend of yours, Mick Jagger, wanted you to know about the St. Patrick's Day Pin available in the Rolling Stones official online store.
Your Friend's Message:
In light of your tireless and loyal efforts in support of the band, me and the boys would like to offer you this unique, once-in-a-lifetime chance to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, Stones-style! All the cool kids are wearing them...really! Your pal, Mick
You can purchase this product by clicking the 'BUY IT' button below.
Thank you,
Rolling Stones Official Store
This email was sent from 5391 Three Notched Road, Crozet, VA 22932.
That little shit.
You KNOW who's behind this, don't you?
LJ. |
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Saint Sway |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Your Friend's Message:
In light of your tireless and loyal efforts in support of the band, me and the boys would like to offer you this unique, once-in-a-lifetime chance to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, Stones-style! All the cool kids are wearing them...really! Your pal, Mick
You can purchase this product by clicking the 'BUY IT' button below.
^ That is revolting on so many levels.
translation:
"Hey, Dear_________ (fill in suckers name)
Your dear old pal "Mick Jagger" wants to thank you for spending so much of your hard earn money on our garbage that he really, really, REALLY wants you to buy this latest piece of crap to add to your collection. Come on and buy some more shit, won't ya? You dont want to dissapoint Mick! Remember, its a "personal" invitation!
Sincerely,
THE ROLLING LEECHES"
ooooooh wow! Thanks!!!!
marketing at its absolute lowest. Fucking greed merchent will not stop until they suck us all dry
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LadyJane |
Can someone please explain this Tee to me?
Some variation of Gumby??
LJ. |
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Saint Sway |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Some variation of Gumby??
Gumby's big nipple headed sister? |