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| sirmoonie |
What was the worst projectile vomiting you have you done and why?
Alcohol?
Food poisoning?
The Eagles?
Flu?
Actual demonic possession? |
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| Gazza |
Strangely enough, all of the above
At the same time... |
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| Fiji Joe |
Good one Moon man...the most thought provoking question yet |
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| Snappy McJack |
Have you ever put peanut butter on the "roof" of a dog's mouth?
Man, I tell ya -- I can't remember the last time I hurled. I hold liquor pretty well, since I don't go overboard.
Moonie!! What happens when you puke on a G's new pair of Jordan's in Compton? |
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| nankerphelge |
Food poisoning - definitely.
Puked up scary amounts of blood!
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| Starbuck |
when i was 18, i consumed half to 3/4 of a liter of "popov" vodka in about 3 to 4 hours. not a pretty sight. apparently one of my friends lit my foot on fire and i didn't notice.
it resulted in this:
ah well, that which does not kill us makes us stronger. |
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| BILL PERKS |
POPOV WAS THE SHIT WHEN I WAS 17. 6.99 FOR A LTR..USED TO MIX IT WITH SPRITE.
LIST OF DRINKS I'LL NEVER TOUCH AGAIN
POPOV
BUDWEISER
SOUTHERN COMFORT
CHEAP TEQUILA
SCHMIDTS
MAD DOG
ORTLEIBS
HONEY BROWN
RED DOG
KILLIANS
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| JumpingKentFlash |
I once vomitted in high-school. I had drunk a whole bottle of Jack D before a school party. I went outside to puke and it stood out of my mouth and nose like thigh-thick rays. Damn I felt like crap. |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
POPOV WAS THE SHIT WHEN I WAS 17. 6.99 FOR A LTR..USED TO MIX IT WITH SPRITE.
LIST OF DRINKS I'LL NEVER TOUCH AGAIN
POPOV
BUDWEISER
SOUTHERN COMFORT
CHEAP TEQUILA
SCHMIDTS
MAD DOG
ORTLEIBS
HONEY BROWN
RED DOG
KILLIANS
good idea. This is my most updated list:
Osco Vodka
Patron Tequilla
Red Dog
Red Wolf
Budweiser
Johnny Walker Blue Label (drank the whole bottle, paid $150 for it, and vomited it all back up!)
St. Ides Malt Liquor
Thunderbird
and just added:
Dogfish Ale
my best to Joey |
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| Angiegirl |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
What was the worst projectile vomiting you have you done and why?
Yes. It was because my head spun 360 degrees around again and again so fast. |
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Food poisoning - definitely.
Puked up scary amounts of blood!
Food Poisoning & THE 
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| kath |
this should do it....
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| egon |
Let me say this:
crème fraîche/bacon pizza.... oef!
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| Zeeta |
I once had an amazing barf + turd-at-the-same-time experience.
14 years old, xmas eve, had just eaten spaghetti Bolognese, no probs rode my bicycle up to a friends house and started to drink.
Half way through a bottle of Stella - I start to feel dizzy, sweating, ill - I take myself to the bog and barf whole heartedly into the bowl - we got spaghetti gettin caught in my throat and all sorts of bad things but I make it through and return and finish my beer.
Then it happens again - dizzy etc - Off to the loo again and barf! However this time I gotta shite uncontrolably and do just that! The bowl was soiled with barf and my pants with shite!
At this point my mate enters the toilet - "Jesus Zeeta that barf stinks! Do you want some chewing gum or something!?" (Unbeknown to him I have just uncontrolably shat myself!)
So I says "yeah gimmie the gum that barf does stink!"
Now I gotta get out and decide to go home - then I remeber I'm on my bike! = turd in pants and cycling home aint a good combination. Still I had no choice - so I gotta ride home and not sit down at ANY point on the way home - so I start ridin and all is fine until I forget and sit myself right down on the saddle and into the turd in my boxers!
Well turd goes everywhere down the legs of my trousers etc etc. I get home and disregard the boxers in a bush - go to the bathroom and have a shower but mum walks in and I'm covered in poo and all is embarrasing!
In the morning my dad and brother fish the, then frozen soiled boxers from a bush and laugh at me whole heartedly!
Anyway I thought I'd got away with my mates not knowing i'd shit myself but my dad knew my mate's dad and in the pub a couple of days later says "Hey, did you hear about our Matt (me)? He shat himself the other night!"
Bollocks!
Great story though! |
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| Gazza |
++++++BLANK FRIGGIN' STARE++++++++++++++++++ |
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| Zeeta |
LOL! Well people wanted action!
Gazza - don't tell me that's never happened to you!? hah!a! |
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| Gazza |
sitting down with a turd in me pants? No
I havent shit myself since I was 29, however |
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| Jumacfly |
here in the south of france we drink something called pastis which is a very "pukie" alcohol 
I can't count but it happened to me a few times, my last big puke was after a tequila /vodka/beer/white wine/pastis marathon, add two joints an imagine my green face in the toilets !!!
have you ever laugh while puking?? very funny!!  |
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| Zeeta |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
sitting down with a turd in me pants? No
I havent shit myself since I was 29, however
Well I'm only 24 so last time I shit myself was when I was about 19:
I caught the offending turd on my calf however and dropped the little minx into the bowl!
Skills! |
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| Gazza |
David Beckham could teach you nothin', mate!
Its a wonder you didnt flick it up on your heel and HEAD the fucker down the bowl... |
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| Jumacfly |
Joey will love this thread...I predict a huge number of posts from him this afternoon!! |
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| Gazza |
in between bowel movements I bet! |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
in between bowel movements I bet!
sure!! wait and see Gary!
he will come in a few minutes .... |
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| gypsy |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
What was the worst projectile vomiting you have you done and why?
Alcohol?
Food poisoning?
The Eagles?
Flu?
Actual demonic possession?
Yes. And my toilet looked like the one in the movie "Desperado," as it was coming out both ends.
It was from something that was put on these potatoes at the local grocery store. I ended up with shock toxin, and had to be taken to the hospital via Ambulance. It was particularly embarrassing, as it was the hospital that I was working for at that time. So, yeah, some of my co-workers saw me naked. |
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| Madafaka |
Why I've studied advertising at the University? W H Y ? |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
sure!! wait and see Gary!
he will come in a few minutes ....
he's teasing us - he's posting on every other thread but this one...
maybe we've finally found his achilles arse, sorry, achilles heel, and the subject matter is too much for him.... |
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