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| sirmoonie |
Whats the best way to smuggle acid? Tape it to your scrotum? You'd think that no self-respecting customs man is going to look there. At least thats what I think you'd think. |
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| Angiegirl |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Whats the best way to smuggle acid? Tape it to your scrotum?
Yeah, but it's a bitch when you come home. |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Whats the best way to smuggle acid? Tape it to your scrotum? You'd think that no self-respecting customs man is going to look there. At least thats what I think you'd think.
I have not smuggled drugs, as I am unable to take them. My line of work and role as "dad" prohibits me from being in an altered state, unless it is alcohol and the situation is in a controlled environment. Then i can let loose a few times a year or when on business trips. |
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| Dutch Michael D. |
i smuggle drugs every year from Holland to the US  |
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| Joey |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Whats the best way to smuggle acid?
Inside me Smelly Ass --- Ain't nobody gonna look in there ............... |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Inside me Smelly Ass --- Ain't nobody gonna look in there ...............
i disagree. you wouldnt smuggle drugs in a shotgun would you? and your ass blows more than any gun i have ever heard???
......we still need you to come in on saturday |
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| doo doo doo Dude |
Taped to your scrotum or inside your ass crack might be risky especially if you suffer from sweaty balls syndrome or bung sweat. |
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| Joey |
quote:
doo doo doo Dude wrote:
Taped to your scrotum or inside your ass crack might be risky especially if you suffer from sweaty balls syndrome or bung sweat.
..............or I.B.S. ( scorching )
******* END TRANSMISSION ************* |
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| doo doo doo Dude |
quote:
Joey wrote:
..............or I.B.S. ( scorching )
aka "the burning star" |
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| Barney Fife |
Are you kidding? I'm an officer of the law! |
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| Madafaka |
Into the shox system of the Nikes? |
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| kath |
yes i have...into a jail, no less. but i can say no more... |
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| stonedinaustralia |
yeah
scored a lump of hash on the ramblers (the main drag)in barcelona (where it's still illegal - none of this soft cock scoring drugs in amsterdam where it's legal anyway) - then took what was left of it across france in the train all the way to naples in italy (no customs at the border to worry about these days of course) |
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| exile |
Yes once but it was toatally accidental
scored some dope while on holiday in Bali, smoked a lot of it and accidently left it in my bathroom bag when packing.
got on the plane and realised and started panicing as we took off, and all the way home....this was back about 10 years, it was all ok, luckily.
went straight through customs. |
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| Cant Catch Me |
Acid should be easy to smuggle, especially blotter. It's just paper and has no discernible smell so you should be able to stick it in with some other papers, maybe some kids' stickers, postage stamps, stationary, etc.
Any other form might be trickier, but in general acid should be a breeze to smuggle.
But seriously, don't tape it to your scrotum or stick it in your ass. Where are the first places customs looks? Right, dummy, they look first in your crotch and your ass. |
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| nankerphelge |
I smuggled a whole bunch of chiba to Cleveland once.
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I smuggled a whole bunch of chiba to Cleveland once.
I heard that was some good ' shit ' !!!!!!
I hear things .................
Some things ....................... |
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| Bloozehound |
joey just smuggles "bones" |
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| kath |
uh oh, joey's hearing things again.... |
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| Jair |
I never had to, coz my kid always gets drugs to me.
Its too easy gets cheeba here, I think Brazil is a big producer, so the cost is cheap, you can smoke forever.
Its really a nice alternative to your mental health, for example. Prozac or Efexor is lots more expensive...
Do what?
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| egon |
when i'm back in holland i always post some dope to me and my friends in france. it always gets through :-)
but once, i put the enveloppes in my suitcase in order to post them at the airport....
So i'm sitting in the plane reading an article about the history of lynard skynard;
pahpahpah...music....pahpahpah...album....pahpahpah...tour....pahpahpah drugs....hmmmm, drugs..... Drugs?....drugs?!
DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the scariest moments ever, especially because the trip before they searched my bag.
Luckily they didn't touch me this time. pffffft |
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| Joey |
Egon ........................
You Drunk ?!?!
Developing .............................
H.R. Puffin Joe ! |
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| egon |
working on it my friend.., working on it! |
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| corgi37 |
IN 1985 2 friends and i drove a GT-HO across the Nullabor to Western Oz. We got busted on the Sth Oz/West Oz border town of Norseman. 1 mate took the rap. The fuzz took him away. Luckily, court was that day. My other mate and i played pool and drank beer in the local pub until the court opened. He went in, pleaded guilty, and copped a $50 fine, and we got out of there quick-smart.
3 days later, my other mate and i got done for Drunk and disorderly. Got locked up for 4 hours, then went to the early opening wharfies pub for a beer to celebrate our release. We too scored a $50 fine.
I recommend W.A. and Perth in particular to anyone. Its a great place. Awesome weather. Nice city. Heaps of backpacking Scots, Poms and Swedes. And, we never once copped a beating from the filth whilst in custody. |
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