But as I flew over so many of my Stonesian pals, from Slavegirl in the OC to Jaxxy in the rockies, to Pammy in Chicago, to TomL right here in Virginny, you'll be glad to know that the snoring sound you heard way off in the distance was your nanky slumbering in a cramped airline seat, dreaming happily.
Except for that one point over Omaha where, for some odd reason, I awoke somewhat distressed and in a sweat.
I ran to the tiny plane bathbooth, and unloaded a righteous one. PHHEEEWWWWeeeee.
And I swear when I flushed it, I could see the lights of Omaha down below.
Oh no!
You don't think????
What's that?
Oh sure, here ya go...
JOEY!!!
29th February 2008 07:53 AM
TampabayStone
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
6am - just flew into Dulles from LA.
Went from a mid 70s paradise to 20 degree hell.
But as I flew over so many of my Stonesian pals, from Slavegirl in the OC to Jaxxy in the rockies, to Pammy in Chicago, to TomL right here in Virginny, you'll be glad to know that the snoring sound you heard way off in the distance was your nanky slumbering in a cramped airline seat, dreaming happily.
Except for that one point over Omaha where, for some odd reason, I awoke somewhat distressed and in a sweat.
I ran to the tiny plane bathbooth, and unloaded a righteous one. PHHEEEWWWWeeeee.
And I swear when I flushed it, I could see the lights of Omaha down below.
Oh no!
You don't think????
What's that?
Oh sure, here ya go...
JOEY!!!
God bless you Nanky!! It just somehow feels safer with you in our skies...
29th February 2008 08:58 AM
glencar
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
6am - just flew into Dulles from LA.
Went from a mid 70s paradise to 20 degree hell.
But as I flew over so many of my Stonesian pals, from Slavegirl in the OC to Jaxxy in the rockies, to Pammy in Chicago, to TomL right here in Virginny, you'll be glad to know that the snoring sound you heard way off in the distance was your nanky slumbering in a cramped airline seat, dreaming happily.
Except for that one point over Omaha where, for some odd reason, I awoke somewhat distressed and in a sweat.
I ran to the tiny plane bathbooth, and unloaded a righteous one. PHHEEEWWWWeeeee.
And I swear when I flushed it, I could see the lights of Omaha down below.
Oh no!
You don't think????
What's that?
Oh sure, here ya go...
JOEY!!!
Did you fly over Oklahoma too? Cuz that picture happens in several states nightly...
[Edited by glencar]
29th February 2008 11:52 AM
Joey
" Except for that one point over Omaha where, for some odd reason, I awoke somewhat distressed and in a sweat.
I ran to the tiny plane bathbooth, and unloaded a righteous one. PHHEEEWWWWeeeee.
And I swear when I flushed it, I could see the lights of Omaha down below. "
I would like to baste you in milk for 48 hours, hog-tie you and let hungry baby lambs skeletonize your quivering, quaking carcass.
W- What ?! .... Oh , sure !!!! :
" I stood at the door beside her
But she wouldn't let me pass
I was such a bore and iI lied to her
I said I didn't really want her ass
I went away in the mud and rain
The gang became snide and laughed
I was slayed, but I smiled and the pain
Began to subside at last
And when I got back to my hotel
I wondered if the thunder meant I'd landed in hell
And on the forecourt I slipped and fell
I cracked my stupid head and I heard a bell
I thought 'Hey!'
Somebody saved me - it happened again
Somebody saved me - I thank you my friend
Somebody saved me, from a fate worse than heaven
Cos if I'd had her for just an hour
I'd have wanted her forever
You would have thought that I'd have learned
Twenty years ago or more
A beautiful girl raised her mouth and yearned
But I didn't know what lips were meant for
I ran away in the mud and rain
(The weather here's never too bright)
She'd had an affray with her man and came
For solace and the means to fight
She finally bored with seducing me
And took up with some geezer from the Ealing scene
And it nearly killed him (like it would've killed me)
When her original man snapped his fingers and she obeyed!
But somebody saved me etc. "
29th February 2008 12:44 PM
Martha
Which one is Joey?
29th February 2008 02:53 PM
The jinn, my friend.
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
Oh! That looks like fun! Where's a fat boy!
29th February 2008 02:55 PM
Joey
quote:The jinn, my friend. wrote:
Where's a fat boy!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29th February 2008 03:14 PM
The jinn, my friend.
quote:Joey wrote:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy from bewitched?????
29th February 2008 08:00 PM
Brainbell Jangler
quote:The jinn, my friend. wrote:
The guy from bewitched?????
No, the gay from Hollywood Squares.
29th February 2008 08:55 PM
fireontheplatter
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
6am - just flew into Dulles from LA.
Went from a mid 70s paradise to 20 degree hell.
But as I flew over so many of my Stonesian pals, from Slavegirl in the OC to Jaxxy in the rockies, to Pammy in Chicago, to TomL right here in Virginny, you'll be glad to know that the snoring sound you heard way off in the distance was your nanky slumbering in a cramped airline seat, dreaming happily.
Except for that one point over Omaha where, for some odd reason, I awoke somewhat distressed and in a sweat.
I ran to the tiny plane bathbooth, and unloaded a righteous one. PHHEEEWWWWeeeee.
And I swear when I flushed it, I could see the lights of Omaha down below.
Oh no!
You don't think????
What's that?
Oh sure, here ya go...
JOEY!!!
thank god you didn't fly over me or my friend tumbled, aka somebody.
29th February 2008 09:07 PM
robpop
quote:fireontheplatter wrote:
thank god you didn't fly over me or my friend tumbled, aka somebody.
Yeah, I'd be pissed also, if some fucknut let an airplane crash into one of my friends.
29th February 2008 11:02 PM
parmeda
LMAO Nanky!
I swear, after hearing from you last night and figuring you were getting ready to board...it had to be about 2am (I was still awake finishing some reports) and I heard an airplane and INSTANTLY thought of you...looked at the clock and said to myself, "Yep, that's him...it's right about the time he'd be doing a fly-by..."
Glad you made it home in one piece
1st March 2008 01:46 PM
The jinn, my friend.
quote:Brainbell Jangler wrote:
No, the gay from Hollywood Squares.
http://www.harpiesbizarre.com/
LOL
[Edited by The jinn, my friend.]
2nd March 2008 07:21 AM
Honky Tonk Man
Why does someone always have to post a picture to put you off your breakfast
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