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From the UK Times:
Government urges under-16s to experiment with oral sex
By Glen Owen, Education Correspondent
A GOVERNMENT-backed course is encouraging pupils under 16 to experiment with oral sex, as part of a drive to cut rates of teenage pregnancy.
Family campaigners believe that the course, called A Pause, is having the reverse effect by exciting the sexual interest of children.
The scheme, which has been pioneered by Exeter University and is backed by the Departments of Health and Education, trains teachers to discuss various pre-sex �stopping points� with under-age teenagers.
It aims to reduce promiscuity by encouraging pupils to discover �levels of intimacy�, including oral sex, instead of full sexual intercourse.
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Alex, you might want to consider getting enrolled in this study! The best way to cure that sore nose is to "soak it" -- if ya know what I mean!!
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Boomhauer |
WTF?
Being hungry.......it ain't no crime.........lol
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LadyJane |
Nank-How the hell do you come up with this stuff??!!!
ROTFL
LadyJ. |
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gypsy |
Ya know, a lot of women at work have been talking about how their teen daughters have been asking questions about performing oral sex. I think that's sad. Oral sex should be reciprocated. Teen boys should be asking their dads how to eat pie...and eat it well. |
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nankerphelge |
Damn right gypsy -- those boys oughta be talking to their papas lickety split! |
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gypsy |
Ha! I've said it before, and I'll say it again. My grandpa (God rest his soul) said "show me a woman whose man doesn't go down on her, and I'll show you a woman I can have." Grandpa was quite the ladies' man. |
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quote: gypsy wrote:
Ya know, a lot of women at work have been talking about how their teen daughters have been asking questions about performing oral sex. I think that's sad. Oral sex should be reciprocated. Teen boys should be asking their dads how to eat pie...and eat it well.
Once again, I would formally like to propose Gypsy as official "Babe Of The Board" for Feb, March and April.
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gypsy |
Thank you, tele! |
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Factory Girl |
Gypsy-You're the BEST! However, teenage boys should not waste their time talking to their papas.
I say "Practice makes perfect"- get out there boys and eat some pie.
Tele-I thought you were saving yourself for Irina?! LOL...You just want EAst and West Babes... |
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telecaster |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Thank you, tele!
Oh, you are more than welcome.
Can I have your permission to use some of your "random
thoughts" for my RO signature? |
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parmeda |
quote: Factory Girl wrote:
Tele-I thought you were saving yourself for Irina?! LOL...You just want EAst and West Babes...
FG, that's so funny...however, Tele has it so good...right here in his own backyard that he doesn't even realize it yet, LMAO! |
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gypsy |
Thanks, FG! Yeah, you're right...skip the chat with pops...and go straight to hoorah ridge...and eat it like a champion.
Tele, yes, you have my permission. |
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EthanWickedAsHeSeems |
Giving and taking is fair, however eating pie is much grosser than the reciprocal (not that I know from experience, but have actually discussed this with bisexual women). Giving a BJ doesnt involve getting your face soaked in rotten tuna...some taste better than others...but one bad apple will scar you for life!
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Factory Girl |
Gypsy-LOL- what is youth without pie??? I was first sampled at the tender age of 17...rotfl
Parmeda-I think Tele appreciates all the Babe-dom he has. He is like a kid in a Babe store...lol |
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parmeda |
Ethan...I'm sorry you feel that way, really. But, have you ever heard of 'scratch 'n sniff'?
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Factory Girl |
Lol, Ethan. It is the lady's responsibility to make herself munch-worthy and munch-ready. I'm sorry you had a bad experience.
Lol-I should be writing discreet erotica. |
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nankerphelge |
HA! Scratch and sniff!! That's funny!!
I once had some pie that had a sponge inserted (unbeknownst to me) -- about half-way through my tongue went numb! I questoned her on her anesthetic pie and she mentioned the insert -- checked the box, but no mention of desenstizer -- so I called the 800 number:
"Hello"
"Yeth, hello, my name ith nanky and my tongue ith numb"
"What?"
"I thaid, my name ith nanky and I wath eating pie and my girl hath one of your thponges in and my tongue ith now numb -- why ith that??"
After the customer relations person got done laughing, she admitted that there was desensitizer in the sponges!!
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parmeda |
Nank...a little anxious, weren't ya? |
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sirmoonie |
Nanky, that was true lol! My office neighbors are asking what's so funny! "Uh....today's journal headline?" |
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telecaster |
quote: Factory Girl wrote:
Gypsy-You're the BEST! However, teenage boys should not waste their time talking to their papas.
I say "Practice makes perfect"- get out there boys and eat some pie.
Tele-I thought you were saving yourself for Irina?! LOL...You just want EAst and West Babes...
Irina? After watching Maxy get shot down in flames I thought it best to stay away. A Russian stepson wasn't in
the plans either. It is all about Gypsy (sorry Joey)
After reading the comments from these youngsters youth
truly is wasted on the young. Dude, pop an Altoid.
Nanky great story!
"South of the border down Mexico way, thats were the dolphins and tuna fish play"
I am off to Bakers Square!
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parmeda |
Gonna go for some of that Chocolate Creme, Tele? |
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quote: sirmoonie wrote:
Nanky, that was true lol! My office neighbors are asking what's so funny! "Uh....today's journal headline?"
I hear you Moonie!! Nank's "sponge incident" has me laughing so hard that I couldn't answer my phone!! Thank God my office mates are both off today!! I'd have a hard time explaining what could possible sent me into hysterics on CNN.COM!!!
ROTFL
LadyJ.
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nankerphelge |
You can't make this stuff up!! |
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sirmoonie |
Nanky = Gene Simmons?
If memory serves, those things are a moonlight mile up the road..... |
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Joey |
Al Stewart had a Number # 1 hit with " The Year of the Pie " in 1977 !
Bob Jacky ! |
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Scottfree |
quote: EthanWickedAsHeSeems wrote:
Giving and taking is fair, however eating pie is much grosser than the reciprocal (not that I know from experience, but have actually discussed this with bisexual women). Giving a BJ doesnt involve getting your face soaked in rotten tuna...some taste better than others...but one bad apple will scar you for life!
Have you ever heard of the oil check, you must incorporate this into your routine...be safe
Nothing like an odor free shorned pie...mmmmmmmmm pie!!!!
Sorry Charlie.... |
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nankerphelge |
Well ya gotta be careful when you go in deep moonie -- never know what you might encounter in there! That's why so many guys just hang around outside on the porch trying to ring the "doorbell" -- hell, that's what the nose is for ain't it!! |
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A truck driver goes to a diner and is eating his soup when he finds a hair in the soup.
There is a hair in my soup! I ain�t paying for this!
He storms out and walks over to the whore house across the street. The waitress, pissed off, sees where he is going and follows him over there.
She walks in on him �eating some pie�. He is just buried in it, shoulder deep.
Why you son of a bitch!!! You won�t pay for your soup cause there is a hair in it and here you are going to town on it!!
Truck driver says �That�s right, that�s right dammit! And if I find a noodle in there I ain�t paying for this either!
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Maxmeister |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Thanks, FG! Yeah, you're right...skip the chat with pops...and go straight to hoorah ridge...and eat it like a champion.
Tele, yes, you have my permission.
I was always taught that it's better to give than to receive. When I was a young one I'm sure it wasn't meant to pertain to this subject. But I took it to heart when I became of age. Ahead of my time, so to speak.
This philosphy creates one hell of a viscious circle. Giving and receiving is a beautiful thing!
Rick
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Maxlugar |
Nankrian!
I swear to God that happened to me too. In High School.
<---- It was probably around the time this picture was taken.
That's true Maxy '83.
Anyway, I didn't go numb but I started to taste something bitter.
I was all like "waa the faa?"
She's all like "Oh I put my sponge in before I left the house."
I was all like "Oh OK. As long as it wan't some other guys Baby Batter".
Then I resumed full chow down.
YES!!!
MACK "C"! |