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03-01-04 02:36 PM
LadyJane I think the RO boys, especially SS, could give Joan and Melissa a run for their money.

I'd like to see you guys doing a Fashion Review of the show on E!

The FCC would have a collective seizure!

LJ.
03-01-04 02:37 PM
Joey " The FCC would have a collective seizure! "

You make Joey smile .

03-01-04 05:04 PM
FPM C10
quote:
jb wrote:
Susan Sarandon has beautiful tits...



Well, I wouldn't have put it quite so, um, diplomatically, but then I was never a frat brother. However, when Susan Sarandon appeared at the Oscar ceremony last night, I remembered that someone here once asked why there weren't any beautiful liberal women, and I thought, "well, THERE'S one." (She doesn't always look like that, but for a woman in her 50s she sure cleans up well.)

She makes Ann Coulter look like a hideous bleach blonde neo-con harpy...oh wait, that's because Ann Coulter IS a hideous bleach blonde neo-con harpy!

03-01-04 05:17 PM
Joey " oh wait, that's because Ann Coulter IS a hideous bleach blonde neo-con harpy! "

Fleabit ..........................................


I would like to clutch you to my ample bosom and gently and softly and sweetly stroke your young , sweaty , moist , shiny , glistening , GLISTENING , young monkey forhead and just say , .............well ??????? .................." Thanks " for being so damn smart and funny .


You are much loved by the Jacky !

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Kid Jackycakes !
03-01-04 05:37 PM
FPM C10 Uh oh...I owe Joey a Janet Jackson brand ninja death star pierced nipple ornament thingy.

I haven't forgotten our bet...as soon as Bill Murray was ROBBED of his Best Actor Oscar, I went to the Family Dollar store and said "Could I please have a Janet Jackson brand ninja death star pierced nipple ornament thingy?" And they told me they were fresh out of 'em. Truck comes next Tuesday. If you can't wait, I will fashion one out of a cat food can lid.

(Actually, Bill WASN'T robbed....just judging from the clips they showed, the right man won.)

You know, I didn't hear the words "Open Range" uttered at ALL last night.
03-01-04 05:53 PM
Joey " You know, I didn't hear the words "Open Range" uttered at ALL last night. "

" Open Range " is a great great movie that transcends the space-time continuum , save , it is spaceless and timeless and of such loveliness .................I feel a sensate rebirth of electrical energy that I have never ................ Wait !!!! ..................Oh, Oh , ..............I have to pee .

**************************END TRANSMISSION *********************

" Lost in Translation STILL Sucks Ronnie ! "


Jazzy !
03-02-04 07:24 AM
egon
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I didn't think his character was at all gay in "Pirates." What? Cuz he didn't bang some chick in the film?



HUH?

if that was the criteria arnold schwarzenegger would be very gay...

but interesting point, why DIDN'T he bang a chick in the film? after all he IS a pirate....

hmmmm....
03-02-04 12:06 PM
telecaster To all my liberal friends on this board:

Why does the Hollywood left insist on outscourcing these valuable American jobs? If you want an ugly pysco chick for "Monster" do we really need an import? We have to go to South Africa to find a hideous nutcase?

I am sure there are hundreds of thousands of these types within our shores

Do we really need to export all those jobs to New Zealand?

Toronto now makes almost as many movies as are made in Hollywood itself. "Chicago" was filmed in Toronto!

This is an outrage!

Why is the Hollywood left outscouring?!??!
03-02-04 12:13 PM
Joey " To all my liberal friends on this board: "





" Why does the Hollywood left insist on outscourcing these valuable American jobs? If you want an ugly pysco chick for "Monster" do we really need an import? We have to go to South Africa to find a hideous nutcase? "



" I am sure there are hundreds of thousands of these types within our shores "



" Do we really need to export all those jobs to New Zealand? "



" Toronto now makes almost as many movies as are made in Hollywood itself. "Chicago" was filmed in Toronto!

This is an outrage!

Why is the Hollywood left outscouring?!??! "




Kins



03-02-04 01:04 PM
Angiegirl For once I fully agree with you Joey .
03-02-04 01:11 PM
LadyJane For Joey...Super Tuesday..I'll be casting my NY vote for John Kerry later today!!

LJ.
03-02-04 01:23 PM
telecaster
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
For Joey...Super Tuesday..I'll be casting my NY vote for John Kerry later today!!

LJ.



LJ did you see Angela Jolie? STUNNING!

Was that a Vera Wang? Ohhh, too die for!

Oh that Joan Rivers is SO kady!
03-02-04 01:25 PM
LadyJane Tele...How could I miss her with Hubby frothing at the mouth!!!

LJ.
03-02-04 02:06 PM
Joey " For Joey...Super Tuesday..I'll be casting my NY vote for John Kerry later today!! "

John Kerry looks / acts like a cross between Michael Dukakis , Walter Mondale and a little bit of that pansy poet socialist George McGovern tossed in for good measure .

This guy is weak and can NOT beat Bushie43 ( whose poll ratings are now falling much faster than his Father's did during his re-election disaster -- circa 1992 ) .

However , the convention is STILL six months away and I am not a betting man but If I were , I would venture a good guess that the Clintons will pull a surprise at the convention .

Word ! ...............To all of your GrandPappys !

" Hillary loves Puss Puss Ronnie ! "


Jercee !

03-02-04 02:19 PM
Angiegirl John Kerry looks very freakish to me with that long face, just saw him on the Dutch news. And I've heard reports saying he's so handsome... I mean: ???????

I could care less about the politics part btw, I'm having a very superficial moment .
03-02-04 02:19 PM
glencar Kerry's toast...French toast!
03-02-04 02:22 PM
Joey " John Kerry looks very freakish to me with that long face, just saw him on the Dutch news. And I've heard reports saying he's so handsome... I mean: ???????"

He once " dated " Catherine Oxenberg ................


I also have heard that they have a " love child " together .

I hear things .....................Some Things !!!!


W- W- W- W- What ?!?! Oh , just do a " Google " search !


I wonder how many individuals who post HERE , at this most prestigious and prodigious of message boards , have a " Love Child " running abouts somewheres ?!?!?!

Developing .................................

Jacky Cake !

03-02-04 02:25 PM
glencar I saw Pirates of the Caribbean and I saw Mystic River. Depp was robbed. Badly. How tough is it to play a father whose daughter got murdered. Who can't fake grief? But lighting up the screen in a pirate movie of all things! When's the last time a pirate movie was made that didn't totally suck? The 1940's? Hollywood sucks for plenty of reasons but this one hurts.
03-02-04 02:27 PM
Joey " When's the last time a pirate movie was made that didn't totally suck? The 1940's? Hollywood sucks for plenty of reasons but this one hurts. "

Blue ..............Have you picked up the latest " UnCut " Magazine yet ?!?!?! You know , the one with the " NME WHO Originals " ---- a great read ! .......... NO !!!! Wait !!!!! ......A MUST read !!!!! Word !

J.
03-02-04 02:28 PM
glencar Joey, the Who suck. Why not just be a Styx fan while yer at it?
03-02-04 02:32 PM
Joey " Joey, the Who suck. Why not just be a Styx fan while yer at it? "

YOU MAKE JOEY WEEP AND SHIT LIQUID !!!!! WHY ?!?! WHY ?!?!

Why must you make Joey use so much toilet paper ..... WHY ?!?!

Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?!

I just don't understand .................so much hatred in this world ..................when all the Joeskee does .......................is LOVE !!!!!


Joeskee !
03-02-04 02:32 PM
glencar I got stock in Charmin...
03-02-04 02:33 PM
Joey " I got stock in Charmin... "

You make Joey smile

03-02-04 02:35 PM
glencar What I'm here for.
03-02-04 02:37 PM
glencar This board would be awfully quiet without you around.
03-02-04 02:38 PM
Joey

BLUE ....................................


Please check out my review of Maxy's " It's Friday Night " Post .

...............It's a classic -- one of Young Joey's better postings EVER .

Joey !
03-02-04 02:39 PM
Angiegirl Yeah, his frequent snoring keeps me awake.
03-02-04 02:42 PM
glencar Angie, Joey snores? Hmmm...
03-02-04 02:47 PM
Poplar John Kerry = French toast!! well put, my friend.

The man looks strikingly like Lurch. But underneath the ugliness, he's just a yankee liberal stuffed shirt, with a voting record he won't be able to outrun in a formula one car.
03-02-04 02:49 PM
Angiegirl Yes, Lurch it is. That's exactly the look I meant. He only was like the 5th item in the news anyway .
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