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| Highwire Rob |
... errr, well it's "cologne" right? One of those free wipe-on samples came in my latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine.
What do you honestly believe is in the cards for me tonight:
A) A Posh Spice look-a-like will brush up against me in the pub saying, "'ello luv, fancy a quick one while he's away?"
B) A Posh transvestite will pass me on the street saying, "Corrrrr! What's that PONG!"
C) A pack of raggedy mutts will shoot penalty shots on me leg.
OR
D) ????
Please text msg. in your answers. I'm off for my Saturday night on the town...
I almost feel like $200,000,000 dollars! It really don't smell half bad--at least I'm enjoying myself. I wonder if they put a droplet of Beck's sweat in evr'y bottle? ... No, no, wait. I think that's the Italian Bergamot I'm picking up.
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Instinct is the first fragrance from world football icon David Beckham. Instinct is a masculine and sexy fragrance for the modern man. This distinctive scent starts with head notes of orange, mandarin and Italian Bergamot, with the middle notes of cardamom, pimento and star anise. Finishing down with a base of vetiver, white amber and patchouli.
[Edited by Highwire Rob] |
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| Gazza |
as Posh looks like an anorexic tranny, either A) or B) is possible. |
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| Bitch |
Does it smell musky, like sweat? LOL |
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| Trey Krimsin |
It probably smells like sweat, grass (not weed!), and dirt. |
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| pdog |
Anyone offer you a ton of money to play ball in the USA? |
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| fireontheplatter |
remember ....girls like the smell of a mans sweat...so i am going to have to , none of the above.
everybody say owwwww |
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| Bloozehound |
Sting's Gay! |
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| egon |
I have to go with D;
Someone's going to kick your ass tonight. |
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
Highwire Rob wrote:
... errr, well it's "cologne" right? One of those free wipe-on samples came in my latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine.
What do you honestly believe is in the cards for me tonight:
A) A Posh Spice look-a-like will brush up against me in the pub saying, "'ello luv, fancy a quick one while he's away?"
B) A Posh transvestite will pass me on the street saying, "Corrrrr! What's that PONG!"
C) A pack of raggedy mutts will shoot penalty shots on me leg.
OR
D) ????
Please text msg. in your answers. I'm off for my Saturday night on the town...
I almost feel like $200,000,000 dollars! It really don't smell half bad--at least I'm enjoying myself. I wonder if they put a droplet of Beck's sweat in evr'y bottle? ... No, no, wait. I think that's the Italian Bergamot I'm picking up.
[Edited by Highwire Rob]
so, tell us all how it went last night, should i invest in a bottle? |
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| Highwire Rob |
... So I wiped on that sample strip of David Beckham's Instinct and...
... no doubt some of you are on the edge of your Herman Miller Aeron chairs expecting Highwire to report back about his whirlwind weekend of metrosexual nightlife intrigue in Pittsburgh, PA?
Well, To be honest, my weekend went just like any other: I played pool. I played darts. I drank Guinness and I listened to the Stones. Perhaps I've learned an important existential lesson here, that cologne does not make the man. That fragrance does not determine essence?
... Naaaaaaah! I didn't splash enough on! I think I'll buy a bottle--it's the sort of musk that says, "Hello ladies, I am a confident male athlete--'ave a whiff. And if yer boyfriends 'ave a problem wiv it I'll give 'em a boot to the shins!" 
There is just one thing: I only felt like $199,999,990 dollars -- The door gal at the after-hours club still charged me a tenner to get in! 
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
Highwire Rob wrote:
... So I wiped on that sample strip of David Beckham's Instinct and...
... no doubt some of you are on the edge of your Herman Miller Aeron chairs expecting Highwire to report back about his whirlwind weekend of metrosexual nightlife intrigue in Pittsburgh, PA?
Well, To be honest, my weekend went just like any other: I played pool. I played darts. I drank Guinness and I played the Stones. Perhaps I've learned an important existential lesson here, that cologne does not make the man. That fragrance does not determine essence?
... Naaaaaaah! I just didn't splash enough on. I think I'll buy a bottle--it's the sort of musk that says, "Hello ladies, I am a confident male athlete--'ave a whiff. And if yer boyfriends 'ave a problem wiv it I'll give 'em a boot to the shins!"
There is just one thing: I only felt like $1,999,990 dollars -- The door gal at the after-hours club still charged me a tenner to get in!
[Edited by Highwire Rob]
i think you may need some dating tips from pdog and moonie.
everybody say ow |
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| mickmask |
Nah, ya didn't get the tatts 
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