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nankerphelge |
This "life begins at 40" shit has me all up in arms. Here's a few titles that I hope the band considers:
The "play the fucking track" tour
The "tongue me baby" tour
The "fuck 40, wait til 50" tour
The "I'm still fucking 20 year old Brazillian models" tour
The "You Can Always Get What You Want" tour
The "Just Say No to Sobriety" tour
The "War on Shit Music" tour
The "Hey we brought the '75 tour Penis" tour
The "Chiba is our Friend" tour
The "Marko, you Crazy Bastard" tour
There are so many possibilities...
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patioaintdry |
or . . .
The "No Stadium Tour"
The "We're Still Laughing All The Way To The Bank" Tour
The "Get Your Ta-Ta's Out" Tour
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winter |
How about:
the hey we're finally going to play - can you hear me knockin, lovin cup, torn and frayed, and winter tour;
the we're not going to play satisfaction or miss you tour;
the we're going to play 25+ songs per night (at least 3 hours) tour (instead of the roughly 20 we got in the last tour);
the hey we are going to change the set list by 50% every night (especially when we're playing in the same city) tour; or
my favorite:
the tickets are $40 because its our 40 year anniversary, we don't need anymore money, and we owe to our fans, tour;
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Mother baby |
1. Sucking ing
the Whole Fucking Thing
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