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Topic: hot shit suddenly not so hot... Return to archive
February 23rd, 2005 07:35 PM
kath http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCool...Story?id=525167

joey honey...they didn't hurt you, did they??? all those...hoses...and hunky firemen....and.....

oh, sorry. i digress.... does nebraska smell any different now than when it was burning??
February 24th, 2005 02:45 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCool...Story?id=525167

joey honey...they didn't hurt you, did they??? all those...hoses...and hunky firemen....and.....

oh, sorry. i digress.... does nebraska smell any different now than when it was burning??



kath, i am appalled...i expect this from joey, not you!
February 24th, 2005 03:28 PM
kath well, i had to fast last night and i was feeling cranky.....
February 24th, 2005 03:29 PM
Joey
quote:
kath wrote:
well, i had to fast last night and i was feeling cranky.....



Kath .........My Stonesian Princess .............


Come to Joey !
February 24th, 2005 03:30 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:
well, i had to fast last night and i was feeling cranky.....



you too are taking part in the jb Hunger Strike!!!

Thats great news, way to bury the hatchet!!!!!
February 24th, 2005 03:44 PM
kath we do what we can....


joeykins!!!! was that a little gas, or just the beating of my heart???
February 24th, 2005 03:52 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:
we do what we can....


joeykins!!!! was that a little gas, or just the beating of my heart???



i knew she missed JOshy!!!!
February 24th, 2005 03:55 PM
Joey

" joeykins!!!! was that a little gas, or just the beating of my heart??? "

Kath ...........................................

It was Gas !


I just took one of the most massive shits in my forty year existence on this orb .....................You should have seen the SIZE of this friggin thing !!!!!! I literally blanched when I first stood up and took a look at it lying there in the bottom of the bowl . I thought to meself , " Damn , all that came out of little ol' ME ?!?!?!?! "

I then left the turd in there and went into the next stall to ' wipe my ass ' ( I used up a whole roll of toilet paper , by the way , and even had to go and ask the 'sanitation engineer ' for a few EXTRA rolls -- He HATES my GUTS ) . My Ass was still a little smelly so I grabbed some paper towels , balled them up nice and tight , ran Scalding Hot Water over them , and moistened me crack thoroughly before exiting the mens room without flushing .

I'm very scared to flush these days Kath and I live in constant fear !

.....do you know what it is like to live in fear like that Kath ?!?!?! .......DO YOU ?!?!?!

Shecky !
..........................................
[ Edited by Joshy ]



[Edited by Joey]
February 24th, 2005 04:04 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:



" joeykins!!!! was that a little gas, or just the beating of my heart??? "

Kath ...........................................

It was Gas !


I just took one of the most massive shits in my forty year existence on this orb .....................You should have seen the SIZE of this friggin thing !!!!!! I literally blanched when I first stood up and took a look at it lying there in the bottom of the bowl . I thought to meself , " Damn , all that came out of little ol' ME ?!?!?!?! "

I then left the turd in there and went into the next stall to ' wipe my ass ' ( I used up a whole roll of toilet paper , by the way , and even had to go and ask the 'sanitation engineer ' for a few EXTRA rolls -- He HATES my GUTS ) . My Ass was still a little smelly so I grabbed some paper towels , balled them up nice and tight , ran Scalding Hot Water over them , and moistened me crack thoroughly before exiting the mens room without flushing .

I'm very scared Kath and I live in constant fear !

.....do you know what it is like to live in fear like that Kath ?!?!?! .......DO YOU ?!?!?!

Shecky !
..........................................
[ Edited by Joshy ]


[Edited by Joey]



i have been able to obtain exclusive footage:

February 24th, 2005 04:26 PM
kath
quote:
.....do you know what it is like to live in fear like that Kath ?!?!?! .......DO YOU ?!?!?!


i'm on this board, aren't i?
February 24th, 2005 04:30 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:


i'm on this board, aren't i?



that is a better post, but i know you, you can do better!!
February 24th, 2005 04:34 PM
kath the pressure!! i can't take the pressure poodoovug!!!
February 24th, 2005 04:38 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:
the pressure!! i can't take the pressure poodoovug!!!



i dont even want to touch that one.....take some deep breathes kath!!!
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