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Topic: Bon Jovi's launching his own aftershave Return to archive Page: 1 2
21st February 2007 06:46 PM
Ten Thousand Motels 21/02/2007 - 2:11:05 PM
Bon Jovi plans Rock 'n' Roll scent
Irish Examiner

Rocker Jon Bon Jovi is the latest celebrity to ditch his day job to dabble in cosmetics.

The singer is launching his own aftershave, following showbiz scents from Kate Moss, David and Victoria Beckham, and Paris Hilton.

Bon Jovi has teamed up with cosmetic company Coty Inc to develop the signature scent, due to hit shops later this year.



[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
21st February 2007 06:51 PM
fireontheplatter oh please...i'm a cowboy. he's going to need a double dose



never never never stop
21st February 2007 07:08 PM
LadyJane Oh Gazza!
We know what YOU'LL be getting for Xmas this year!!

LJ.
21st February 2007 07:43 PM
The Wick There's a positive in every negative isn't there? Perhaps now he'll spare everyone his music and concentrate on his foul aftershave.
21st February 2007 07:47 PM
fireontheplatter christmas is over with....along time ago



some kind of fashion
21st February 2007 09:41 PM
BONOISLOVE
quote:
The Wick wrote:
There's a positive in every negative isn't there?



Nost definitely, my friend from the "little people".

Be positive; finish your milk, eat up your cookies, say your prayers and always take a little look on the sunnyside (and flowers will grow! I swear!)
21st February 2007 11:31 PM
The Wick
quote:
BONOISLOVE wrote:


Nost definitely, my friend from the "little people".

Be positive; finish your milk, eat up your cookies, say your prayers and always take a little look on the sunnyside (and flowers will grow! I swear!)



What are you on about?
22nd February 2007 01:46 AM
M.O.W.A.T. I believe it will be called: Chanel's Chesthair No. 5
22nd February 2007 05:42 AM
Gazza
>The singer is launching his own aftershave, following showbiz scents from Kate Moss, David and Victoria Beckham, and Paris Hilton.

Bon Jovi has teamed up with cosmetic company Coty Inc to develop the signature scent, due to hit shops later this year.


Christ, he's following in the footsteps of some deep thinkers and cultural icons there, isnt he?

What does "Coty" stand for? is it an acronym for "C*** of the Year" ?

One can only hope it doesnt stink as badly as his music does.
[Edited by Gazza]
22nd February 2007 07:21 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
22nd February 2007 07:26 AM
Gazza
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Oh Gazza!
We know what YOU'LL be getting for Xmas this year!!

LJ.



Probably a shotgun and a plane ticket if any of you fuckers dare buy it for me....
22nd February 2007 08:53 AM
Homercles
[Edited by Homercles]
22nd February 2007 08:59 AM
LadyJane
quote:
Gazza wrote:


Probably a shotgun and a plane ticket if any of you fuckers dare buy it for me....



Oh MEG!!!
Oh Parmeda!!!

We must torment Gazza!!!

LJ.

22nd February 2007 09:10 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
21/02/2007 - 2:11:05 PM
Bon Jovi plans Rock 'n' Roll scent
Irish Examiner

Rocker Jon Bon Jovi is the latest celebrity to ditch his day job to dabble in cosmetics.

The singer is launching his own aftershave, following showbiz scents from Kate Moss, David and Victoria Beckham, and Paris Hilton.

Bon Jovi has teamed up with cosmetic company Coty Inc to develop the signature scent, due to hit shops later this year.



[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]



Delete this thread here, it is bringing down the entire vibe here.
22nd February 2007 09:25 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
Delete this thread here, it is bringing down the entire vibe here.



22nd February 2007 09:33 AM
Gazza
quote:
Homercles wrote:




LOL

Inspiré, Homercles!
22nd February 2007 10:53 AM
Joey

I DESPISE Bon Jovi ..........................
22nd February 2007 12:13 PM
Bruno
I wonder how would a Keith Richards cosmectic line smells like...
22nd February 2007 01:14 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Bruno wrote:
I wonder how would a Keith Richards cosmectic line smells like...



Probably like a combination of alcohol and cigarette smoke.
22nd February 2007 01:59 PM
PartyDoll MEG Is this what will happen, when men begin to use Bon Jovi 'Body Odor" aftershave?.....


22nd February 2007 03:53 PM
parmeda
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Probably a shotgun and a plane ticket if any of you fuckers dare buy it for me....


...live in fear, fucker!

Your birthday is a lot sooner than Christmas my dear friend
22nd February 2007 04:28 PM
PartyDoll MEG
quote:
parmeda wrote:

...live in fear, fucker!

Your birthday is a lot sooner than Christmas my dear friend


Oh and Pammy..These items are included with each purchase of Eau de Jovi ...



22nd February 2007 05:00 PM
gimmekeef Tell me this is a freakin joke?.....
22nd February 2007 05:06 PM
Gazza
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:

Oh and Pammy..These items are included with each purchase of Eau de Jovi ...







You two will be saying "Eau Shite" if any of that crap comes anywhere near me
22nd February 2007 05:26 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:


You two will be saying "Eau Shite" if any of that crap comes anywhere near me





Gazza ..................................

That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"

You're POSTIN' baby!

The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.


-- "He is relentless...a relentless GENIUS!!! Long may Gazza and his keyboard live!!!", Steve Couzzo- Posting World Magazine.
22nd February 2007 05:58 PM
parmeda
quote:
Gazza wrote:
You two will be saying "Eau Shite" if any of that crap comes anywhere near me


Ha!

That's what you say now...but you'll think differently if we model those cute little 'extras' and have a photo-op for ya!
22nd February 2007 07:04 PM
texile this is funny,
but remember folks, it wasn't long ago that the stones had thier mugs plastered on commemorative coins.
22nd February 2007 07:12 PM
mojoman
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:

Oh and Pammy..These items are included with each purchase of Eau de Jovi ...







l'eau de jersey
22nd February 2007 11:50 PM
Sir Stonesalot This just in.

I called up my old pal Jon Bon Jovi to find out what all the hoopla about his fragrance is all about.

He said that he based the scent on the smell of his own farts. He so enjoys sitting around smelling his own farts, but sometimes he just wasn't gassy enough. So that is when the inspiration struck him. Make cologne that smells like his own farts, and then he can sniff his own ass any time, any place, for as long as he wants. But being the smart businessman that he is, he figured that there would be lots of idiots to pay outrageous prices so they can smell his farts too! And the rest is history.

Evidently JBJ thinks his shit don't stink.
23rd February 2007 12:03 AM
mojoman
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:


Evidently JBJ thinks his shit don't stink.



his records certainly do!!
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