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Topic: SIMON AND GARFUNKLE ON THE GRAMMYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Return to archive
02-23-03 11:06 PM
MarthaMyDear I LOVE LIFE AGAIN (AND DUSTIN HOFFMAN!!! ALWAYS!!!)!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE LIFE AGAIN!!! BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE SOUND OF BEAUTY!!!
*** Martha ***
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
02-24-03 10:33 AM
jb Fuck em- particularly Garfunkel who has repeatedly put down the Jagger/Richards song writing team...and his hair was an abortion...
02-24-03 10:38 AM
Joey Seeing Garfunkle up on stage with Simon again made Joey cry like baby !


Reunion Tour '03 Anyone ?????


Dollar Joe !
02-24-03 10:42 AM
F505 How many miles has that leaf already walked???
02-24-03 10:46 AM
Maxlugar Garfunkel is creepy.

Is there a kiddie scandal in the near future for him?

Has there already been one?

Joey? Does Pete Townsend "admire" Art Garfunkel?

Maxy gots to know!
02-24-03 10:48 AM
jb I'm sorry to say they are my fraternity brothers....it's a jewish thing.
02-24-03 10:50 AM
throbby It seems like a bridge over troubled waters.
02-24-03 11:00 AM
Maxlugar THROBBY!!!

THANKS FOR THOSE UNSOLICITED CD'S!

You are a God-Like figure!

MACKY!
02-24-03 11:02 AM
jb Thanks in advance...I sent you out the stuff today.........
02-24-03 11:08 AM
Joey " Joey? Does Pete Townsend "admire" Art Garfunkel?

Maxy gots to know! "

Maxy , it's the other way around . And I still don't understand why you continually dis " The Chairman " . After all , when it comes to writing , Pete is your only equal !

By the way , Who is " Howard Carter " ???? Was he a friend of Bobby Kennedy ? Please , I's just gots to knows !


Developing ......................


Jacky !
02-24-03 12:20 PM
Martha
quote:
Joey wrote:
Seeing Garfunkle up on stage with Simon again made Joey cry like baby !


Reunion Tour '03 Anyone ?????


Dollar Joe !



I thought the same thing Joey..cha-ching anyone!
02-24-03 12:26 PM
Fiji Joe

"You know JB...The only thing that separates your hair from mine is a decade"
02-24-03 12:30 PM
Maxlugar Joey,

Howard Carter was the man who discovered The Tomb of King Tut.

When he found the entrance, he made a small hole to peer inside.

He lifted his lamp and stuck his head in.

He was silent.

Lord Carnarvon, his partner, got antsy and inquired: "Do you see anything???"

With that, Carter exclaimed: "Yes. I can see Wonderful things".

For, everywhere was the glint of gold reflecting off his lamp light.

END TRANSMISSION.
02-24-03 02:12 PM
Joey

" Howard Carter was the man who discovered The Tomb of King Tut.

When he found the entrance, he made a small hole to peer inside.

He lifted his lamp and stuck his head in.

He was silent.

Lord Carnarvon, his partner, got antsy and inquired: "Do you see anything???"

With that, Carter exclaimed: "Yes. I can see Wonderful things".

For, everywhere was the glint of gold reflecting off his lamp light. "

Ohhhhhh !!!!! Ohhhhhhh !!!!

Thanks Maxy --- you have freed my mind -- I had no idea !

As you know , the " Howard Carter " reference stems from the famous " McCann's Post of ' 99 " -- The " SGT. PEPPER OF POSTS " .

After that post , everything changed ........fashion , dialect , music , words , attitudes . When it was released , my friends and I ( along with millions of other critics ) printed off the post , took it home , and spent hours upon hours reading and re-reading every word . We then met at the bar the next day and began to discuss it , reflecting upon it's various nuances and ambiguities :

1. ) Why did the waitress exclaim " YES !!! " to " Sweet Black Angel " and not " Torn and Frayed !!! " ?

2. ) Who were these " other assorted A##hole bands " ?

3. ) Are these bands " Grammy Winners " today ?

4. ) Who was " Howard Carter " ? -- CASE NOW SOLVED !!!

5. ) Why was Maxy working late that evening -- was it really " For the Man ????? "

6. ) Another dis. of the WHO -- very peculiar to many ! WHY ??????? Discuss !!!!!

7. ) McCann's -- Queens -- Mmmmmmm ! Developing !

8. ) " Many a foot " a tapping .....Are these waitresses in their thirties ?? forties ????? Fifties ?????

9. ) Why didn't you go to " Faces and Names " that evening instead ?

10.) Does the phrase " Misguided love for the WHO " relect a deep seated jealously of Pete Townshend ???????????


Many Questions !!!!!! Answers still evolving !!!!!!

Jaculation !


02-24-03 02:32 PM
Maxlugar

1. ) Why did the waitress exclaim " YES !!! " to " Sweet Black Angel " and not "
Torn and Frayed !!! " ?

I believe it was because it was at that moment that the waitress realized that the whole album was being played. She left a "slug trail" over it.

2. ) Who were these " other assorted A##hole bands " ?

It's impossible to know now, Joey, but we can guess. Matchbox 20 maybe? Sugar Ray? The Who? I don't remember.

3. ) Are these bands " Grammy Winners " today ?

I'm sure they all won Grammy's.

4. ) Who was " Howard Carter " ? -- CASE NOW SOLVED !!!

5. ) Why was Maxy working late that evening -- was it really " For the Man ????? "

Yes. Still the same man today too. Friggin' bad job market!


6. ) Another dis. of the WHO -- very peculiar to many ! WHY ??????? Discuss !!!!!

Because they suck and are all pedophiles.

7. ) McCann's -- Queens -- Mmmmmmm ! Developing !

Uh yeah. Please form your questions better. Maxy should'nt have to strain with these.

8. ) " Many a foot " a tapping .....Are these waitresses in their thirties ?? forties
????? Fifties ?????
I would say thrities but their vagina's were in thier 50's.

9. ) Why didn't you go to " Faces and Names " that evening instead ?

I thought I did first, no? Recheck the post!

10.) Does the phrase " Misguided love for the WHO " relect a deep seated
jealously of Pete Townshend ???????????
No.


Many Questions !!!!!! Answers still evolving !!!!!!

Not anymore. Thank you Maxy!

Mack Slooger!
02-24-03 02:39 PM
Joey " 6. ) Another dis. of the WHO -- very peculiar to many ! WHY ??????? Discuss !!!!!

Because they suck and are all pedophiles. "


YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!

Why ?? WHY ??? WHY ???????


Why do you make Joey cry so violently ???????!!!!!!!!


.....and after I sent you that WHO DVD too -- One would think after having viewed that thing one hundred times you would be a fan by now !

Developing...................

Shudder......................

SHECKY !
02-24-03 02:55 PM
Maxlugar I love my DVD!

02-24-03 03:51 PM
Joey " I love my DVD! "


You make Joey smile !

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