Concur --- a bright shining ( bleached ?! ) poohole
JJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!!!
16th February 2008 07:46 PM
Bloozehound
quote:Joey wrote:
Concur --- a bright shining ( bleached ?! ) poohole
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
17th February 2008 01:55 PM
SweetVirginia
quote:Joey wrote:
Concur --- a bright shining ( bleached ?! ) poohole
JJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!!!
Poohole inspection:
17th February 2008 02:11 PM
Bloozehound
I bet Paris could inspect the bejesus out of a poohole
17th February 2008 02:35 PM
Joey
quote:Bloozehound wrote:
I bet Paris could inspect the bejesus out of a poohole
You Bet Your Bippy Bloozey !
" Hit Me Ronnie "
Bleachy ! ™
17th February 2008 02:46 PM
Bloozehound
quote:Joey wrote:
You Bet Your Bippy Bloozey !
" Hit Me Ronnie "
Bleachy ! ™
JoJo I've never actually seen God, but I do know for fact he created bleached poohole in his image
17th February 2008 03:10 PM
Joey
quote:Bloozehound wrote:
JoJo I've never actually seen God, but I do know for fact he created bleached poohole in his image
Funny !!!!!!
" 2008 is the ' Year of the Poohole ' Ronnie ! "
Jo Jo
17th February 2008 03:42 PM
Bloozehound
A wise dude once said, "The way to a woman's heart, is through her poohole" and what better way for a woman to entice her man into her heart than a freshly bleached poohole
17th February 2008 07:05 PM
Joey
quote:Bloozehound wrote:
A wise dude once said, "The way to a woman's heart, is through her poohole" and what better way for a woman to entice her man into her heart than a freshly bleached poohole
Oh Bloozey ..... that is beautiful !!!!
" Year of the Poohole "
( Al Stewart & Peter Wood )
" On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime
She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
Like a watercolour in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came
In the year of the poohole
She doesn't give you time for questions
As she locks up your arm in hers
And you follow 'till your sense of which direction
Completely disappears
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to
These days, she says, I feel my life
Just like a river running through
The year of the poohole
Well, she looks at you so cooly
And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea
She comes in incense and patchouli
So you take her, to find what's waiting inside
The year of the poohole
Well, morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away the choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on
But the drum-beat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay
In the year of the poohole "
I Thank You All for Your Time this evening !
J'Lo
17th February 2008 08:18 PM
Bloozehound
quote:Joey wrote:
Oh Bloozey ..... that is beautiful !!!!
" Year of the Poohole "
( Al Stewart & Peter Wood )
" On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime
She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
Like a watercolour in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came
In the year of the poohole
She doesn't give you time for questions
As she locks up your arm in hers
And you follow 'till your sense of which direction
Completely disappears
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to
These days, she says, I feel my life
Just like a river running through
The year of the poohole
Well, she looks at you so cooly
And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea
She comes in incense and patchouli
So you take her, to find what's waiting inside
The year of the poohole
Well, morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away the choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on
But the drum-beat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay
In the year of the poohole "
I Thank You All for Your Time this evening !
J'Lo
Thats such a classic tune
personally I can not even fathom the idea of a woman having an unbleached poohole in this day and age, it's such an unsightly mess for her to go around with two tones of flesh on her buttocks, it's uncivil, barbaric, not to mention just downright uncooth
In '08 we will free those pooholes from the burden of being dark
17th February 2008 08:31 PM
robpop
Guinness? What the hell kind of man spends over 12 bucks on a case of beer?
17th February 2008 08:38 PM
Bloozehound
I just realized something, it makes sense to bleach the white chicks pooholes white, because it matches, but aren't the dark chicks gonna look kinda funny with bleached white pooholes ?
I think this presents a slight miscalculation on our part
17th February 2008 08:42 PM
fireontheplatter
quote:robpop wrote:
Guinness? What the hell kind of man spends over 12 bucks on a case of beer?
twelve dollars for a case of guinness?
i don't think soooo
17th February 2008 08:45 PM
Left Shoe Shuffle
quote:fireontheplatter wrote:
twelve dollars for a case of guinness?
i don't think soooo
Might want to re-read that post a time or ten, fotp...
17th February 2008 08:49 PM
robpop
quote:Left Shoe Shuffle wrote:
Might want to re-read that post a time or ten, fotp...
Thanks Lefty. At least some of us have a sense of humor, and a functional brain.
[Edited by robpop]
17th February 2008 08:51 PM
robpop
quote:Highwire Rob wrote:
Joey, Thanks for the reminder! [Technically I'm on probation but the man hasn't even come to my apartment yet to hook the house arrest up--could be another 2 months ]
So you know what? I'm gonna take it easy but I'm gonna raise a Guinness with you tonight!
Do they still have the contests to win a cottage in Ireland? I sent dozens of poetry entries back in the day to win that. I guess I just suck as a poet... but what the hell, I can drink!
Are you going to be able to sneak out for SAL?
17th February 2008 09:02 PM
Lethargy
I just chugged Guiness and bleached my own A-H-LE in honor or our own..and my..beloved...
JOEYKINS
17th February 2008 09:55 PM
Joey
quote:Bloozehound wrote:
I just realized something, it makes sense to bleach the white chicks pooholes white, because it matches, but aren't the dark chicks gonna look kinda funny with bleached white pooholes ?
I think this presents a slight miscalculation on our part
Bloozey ............................
I never thought of that ....... you are RIGHT !!!!!!
What about the pooholes of our African - American Stonesian Sisters ?!
Must re-evaluate and re-analyze the situation .
Developing .......................
Jacky Poo ! ™
17th February 2008 09:57 PM
Joey
quote:robpop wrote:
Guinness? What the hell kind of man spends over 12 bucks on a case of beer?
****************** ? *****************
************ WTF ?! **********************
**** You make young Joey say , Huh ?! *******
Why ?!
WHY ?!
'kins , Est 1999 and loved by everyone
17th February 2008 11:36 PM
Bloozehound
quote:Joey wrote:
Bloozey ............................
I never thought of that ....... you are RIGHT !!!!!!
What about the pooholes of our African - American Stonesian Sisters ?!
Must re-evaluate and re-analyze the situation .
Developing .......................
Jacky Poo ! ™
We're way too far along to switch gears now amigo, we're going to have to make "the curtains match the drapes" if ya know what I mean, we'll cover their entire body with poohole cream in order to match their freshly bleached pooholes, gawd damn were going to need a buttload of poohole cream
[Edited by Bloozehound]
18th February 2008 01:05 AM
Highwire Rob
I just hope you guys know what you're getting into. Can you contend with the SPLF (Sistah Poohole Liberation Front)?
quote:MICHAEL
How bad do you think it's gonna be?
CLEMENZA
Pretty goddamn bad. Probably all the other sistahs will line up against us. That's alright -- this thing's gotta happen every five years or so -- ten years -- helps to get rid of the bad poohole.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
18th February 2008 02:29 AM
TampabayStone
I went to the Italian fest today in a big park in downtown Clearwater.. Baked a little and just drank waters. It had to be in the 80's today, f'ng beautiful. Hung out with my sis and nieces for a little while; very nice, except they were both in moods (the nieces). Days like today is why you live in the FLA. ...Tell'um Mr Fla. I know you live close to me. ..There was a nice breeze that made the water look nice and blue. That downtown Clearwater would be an awsome little city, except fot the fact, that those fuckin' scientologists own a good chunk of it. Oh, yeah, the food sucked, it was all vendors. Biggest venue this thing has been at; they better get it a little more together next year.... Christ, Safety Harbor does a better one.
Later, I played rummy with some of the neighbors; I won about $5 bucs. Then I went to a local bar; these two dudes thought I was a cop--great.. My hair cut is about 3 days over due. Good day!
My Date:
Sofia got me backstage. Yeah, BAby!!
18th February 2008 09:55 PM
TampabayStone
quote:TampabayStone wrote:
I went to the Italian fest today in a big park in downtown Clearwater.. Baked a little and just drank waters. It had to be in the 80's today, f'ng beautiful. Hung out with my sis and nieces for a little while; very nice, except they were both in moods (the nieces). Days like today is why you live in the FLA. ...Tell'um Mr Fla. I know you live close to me. ..There was a nice breeze that made the water look nice and blue. That downtown Clearwater would be an awsome little city, except fot the fact, that those fuckin' scientologists own a good chunk of it. Oh, yeah, the food sucked, it was all vendors. Biggest venue this thing has been at; they better get it a little more together next year.... Christ, Safety Harbor does a better one.
Later, I played rummy with some of the neighbors; I won about $5 bucs. Then I went to a local bar; these two dudes thought I was a cop--great.. My hair cut is about 3 days over due. Good day!
My Date:
Sofia got me backstage. Yeah, BAby!!
Today was very nice, maybe a little over cast. Listened to Talk is Cheap this afternoon with the windows rolled down, in shorts. Just sayin'.
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