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Strange_Stray_Cat |
I think you drink to much. |
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nankerphelge |
Have I ever mentioned to y'all just how freakin' good Newcastle Brown Ale is??
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parmeda |
Only a gazzillion times!
...lush |
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nankerphelge |
Lush?
Me??
Howe could you say that??
Oh!! It's 5:00!!
Yabba Dabba Do!!!
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Strange_Stray_Cat |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
Lush?
Me??
Howe could you say that??
Oh!! It's 5:00!!
Yabba Dabba Do!!!
5:00??? No way, 23:16!! |
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Some Guy |
Heinekens, my pitiful amount of stash, grilling in the cold: roasted red peppers and roasted asparagus, steaks. F a bunch a mad cow! |
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Some Guy |
802!! |
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egon |
Mr guy,
Did you say... HEINEKEN?! |
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Strange_Stray_Cat |
quote: egon wrote:
Mr guy,
Did you say... HEINEKEN?!
Ow please no HEINEKEN!!
I'm going to see Flip the Switch tonite and I am hoping for real beer! |
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nankerphelge |
Pure unadulterated abuse of the body last night.
Not sure of the precise proportions, but here's a recipe for disaster:
Newcastles -- approx. 7
Chiba to taste
Sub-human amounts of Yellow Tail chardonnay
Take-out Chinese from the "best place in town"
(I know this because the sign on the door says so.)
More chiba to taste
Wake & bake this morning.
Coffee, chiba, Goats Head Soup.
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egon |
Last night?
I'm not sure if there was a last night.
But if there was, then i think this was the recepy;
5 beers(no heineken), 1 bottle of rose wine during dinner, 3 pints at the pub(no heineken) and 3 beers(no heineken) at the club.
But i'm still pretty sure there was no last night.
I'm thirsty. |
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Strange_Stray_Cat |
Lot's of Grolsch beer last nite...can't remember how much tho... |
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stonedinaustralia |
nanker, it makes me feel good to read your posts
well i maybe a sodden legal type who when not working is desparately self-medicating to take his mind off the demands of his clients and the ennui of pouring through mind-numbimg documents
but at least i'm not alone!!
aside from beer and wine i've recently developed a fondness for these pre-mixed spirit drinks rum/bourbon/scotch and cola or vodka and lime or orange - they're so convenient and they go down like neck oil - especially after a cone or two which always makes one a little "thirsty"
then one gets into the "chain reaction"/ substance abuse roller coaster
you know, a couple of drinks to relax - then a smoke to give the booze a bit of depth - then a couple more drinks (which after the chiba taste so good) - then more chiba to "straighten up" from the booze which starts to really kick in after the 4th or 5th drink - and so it goes til catatonia sets in
[Edited by stonedinaustralia] |
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nankerphelge |
"the "chain reaction"/ substance abuse roller coaster"
Ah yes!
That's a damn fun coaster tho!
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Joey |
Nanky , I am a little worried about all of your drinking .
Not a lot , but just a little bit worried ................
Developing .....................
Shiver ........................
Jercee Joe ! |
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telecaster |
Drunken Man Enters Zoo's Bear Compound
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Feb 9, 10:46 AM (ET)
SOFIA, Bulgaria (AP) - A drunken man visiting the Sofia zoo entered the compound of a Himalayan bear and refused to leave, the zoo director said Monday.
The man survived the incident Sunday without injuries because the door to the cage that held the 330-pound female beast was stuck, zoo director Ivan Ivanov said.
The 51-year-old man jumped over the fence surrounding the outside part of the bear's compound. He sat down on a piece of lumber, taunting zoo officials and police who had rushed to the scene.
"He was drinking from a bottle of liquor and shouting to the police: 'Hey come on, have you got the guts to come over here?'" Ivanov said.
The bear, Mila, was watching the scene from behind the bars of her cage that is in the middle of the compound.
"She is not very friendly," Ivanov said. "She eats no meat, but she could have mauled and even killed him; the guy was lucky the cage door lock had got stuck."
Zoo officials entered the compound and locked the cage gate so that police could seize the intruder, who was later taken into custody pending hooliganism charges, Ivanov said.
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nankerphelge |
Don't worry Joey -- the Newcastle keg kicked while I was there today!
That's #5 since I've begun frequenting the place!!
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Joey |
" That's #5 since I've begun frequenting the place!! "
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egon |
nanky is my hero.
maybe not a superman/indiana jones/double-O-zeven type of hero, but still...
A HERO!
Who's round is it? |
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MP |
Tequila rules! |
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glencar |
Must grab a Heinekin. |
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glencar |
Is this the spawn of John Belushi on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" right now? It's the guy playing the drug dealer. Uncanny. |
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LadyJane |
This thread was about to slip to page 2
Has everyone joined AA????
LJ. |
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Joey |
" Has everyone joined AA???? "
No ! ..............and you ?!?!?!
Beef Wacky !
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glencar |
I did my part tonight. Plenty of Coors. Free. |
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nankerphelge |
Well I've been under the weather the last few days, but I crawled into work today and now I am going to see if Newcastles have any medicinal qualities!
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Joey |
" Well I've been under the weather the last few days,"
" but I crawled into work today and now I am going to see if Newcastles have any medicinal qualities! "
You are much loved by the Joey ! Oh , and you " Got Game ! "
J . Kins !
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telecaster |
joey here is to ya.
Down the hatch, straight to the snatch
Cheers! |
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Joey |
" joey here is to ya.
Down the hatch, straight to the snatch
Cheers! "
Cheers my Brother ..........................
May our cubbies Rule THIS year .
Developing .....................
Cubby Joe ! |
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sirmoonie |
Chollo mang! Mi amigos! I gots de grande bozz. Dos mongos cervaezas for de lonch. Ventay tree ounces! Each one! Ees nice. De bozz, I mean. De bozz ees nice. I like de bozz.
Now De Mang want me to do de work for heem. Carajo! Fock De Mang! I ees bozzed, I esplane to heem. Esmoonie don work when he bozzed, jew estupid modderfock pendejo! Estick de work up jew culo! I go back to bar and drinks esome more cerveza, jew modderfock! |