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Topic: Ugliest Rock Stars Return to archive Page: 1 2
14th February 2007 10:16 AM
Some Guy According to KissNews.de, Gene Simmons (KISS), Lemmy (MOTÖRHEAD) and Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN) are among the "ugliest musicians ever," as chosen by Blogcritics, an online magazine, a community of writers and readers from around the globe. The complete Top 12 list is as follows:

01. Shane MacGowan (THE POGUES)
02. G.G. Allin
03. Gene Simmons (KISS)
04. Lemmy (MOTÖRHEAD)
05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)
06. Jim Skafish (SKAFISH)
07. Madonna
08. Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
09. HATERUSH
10. GWAR
11. Roger Waters (PINK FLOYD)
12. JOURNEY
14th February 2007 10:24 AM
egon nr 7 is funny...
14th February 2007 10:25 AM
Gazza Number one was a cert, but ... Madonna? Thats just fuckin'retarded, not to mention incredibly disturbing and renders the entire poll pointless

14th February 2007 10:36 AM
Voodoo Scrounge Blondie Chaplin?

Oh, hes not a star
14th February 2007 10:44 AM
Joey

We are all the same under the skin baby !

14th February 2007 10:49 AM
EELPIE
14th February 2007 11:09 AM
Jumacfly where is Phil Collins??
14th February 2007 11:38 AM
Fiji Joe
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
where is Phil Collins??



LOL...I thought the same thing...or this guy?

14th February 2007 11:45 AM
gimmekeef All of Journey?....lmao.....and no Keith?.....most of the rest do have a face like a can of crushed assholes...
14th February 2007 03:45 PM
mrhipfl Dee Snider!
14th February 2007 03:50 PM
pdog Gwar is in costume... Then again, so Madonna!
14th February 2007 03:55 PM
monkey_man
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:


LOL...I thought the same thing...or this guy?





Yeah I'm with you on this. . . .Ocasik could never make it on todays MTV.
14th February 2007 04:03 PM
glencar Present day Robert Plant?
14th February 2007 04:08 PM
Saint Sway "Hey, Rick.... why the long face?"

quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:


14th February 2007 04:09 PM
glencar He always looked like a hipster Gilligan.
14th February 2007 04:09 PM
Some Guy #12 is a classic sway sig.
[Edited by Some Guy]
14th February 2007 04:12 PM
Saint Sway
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
#12 is a classic sway sig.



thanks - you can borrow it anytime

amazing enough, my sig is still shorter than Sir Stones. LOL

God bless Ian Billen
14th February 2007 05:38 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
14th February 2007 05:41 PM
Saint Sway Rock and Roll.
Helping ugly dudes get laid since 1953.
14th February 2007 06:00 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Does this guy count?
14th February 2007 06:02 PM
Saint Sway Joey?
14th February 2007 06:04 PM
ShaneJazz Look at that cameltoe on the Fat Elvis.
14th February 2007 06:07 PM
Saint Sway
quote:
ShaneJazz wrote:
Look at that cameltoe on the Fat Elvis.



Its the love of Petey's life!

14th February 2007 06:11 PM
CraigP
05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)

He's not worthy of such an ugly list.
14th February 2007 06:15 PM
pdog Did fat Elvis put two marbles down there...
14th February 2007 06:19 PM
Saint Sway What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
14th February 2007 06:57 PM
fireontheplatter john cougar is not so good looking
14th February 2007 07:34 PM
Funky Crow Ugly Rock Stars??????

No one has yet to mention....

Angus Young and or Malcolm Young
Rick Nielson (Cheap Trick)
Elton John
Alice Cooper
Ozzy
Although he looks good tonight ... Charlie Watts

I just asked my wife to name a few and she just summed it up in one sentence. "This is a hell of a lot more ugly rock stars than good looking ones."
14th February 2007 08:01 PM
ShaneJazz How about Bun E. Carlos from Cheap Trick? Not exactly a pin-up. Great drummer, however, and he always has the cigarette dangling from his mouth.
14th February 2007 08:15 PM
andrews27 Let us not forget - the two guys from Tears for Fears. They'd scare the cat.
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