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Topic: High Tech Bar (nsc)

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12th February 2007 09:06 AM

Jumping Jack

Too good not to share on a Monday morning:

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to
attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the
man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar
space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try
different tactic. He returned and took a seat.

Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have. A martini, please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started
discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to
do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool
Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . 'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r
p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

13th February 2007 06:49 PM

fireontheplatter

not so funny

get down jimmy

13th February 2007 06:55 PM

pdog

Funny!

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