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This was posted on Shidoobee by stonesfloyd1024. Thanks for the "light"-hearted humor, guy! 
"So, how many rock stars does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, that depends on who you ask!
Mick Jagger- I don't know, really, but I'll change it while I'm bouncing off the walls!!
Keith Richards- Make me.
Charlie Watts- Ask one of the butlers.
Ronnie Wood- Hmm? nah, I think I'll just let it go till tomorrow.
Roger Daltrey- Well, here's a mike with a nice long cord. If you twirl it like so?
Pete Townshend- No way! Screw the mike- my guitar'd be brilliantly better!
Roger Waters- Get out of my house. Now.
David Gilmour- I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
Richard Wright- I care? why?
Nick Mason- Smash it to itty bitty pieces with my drumstick.
Syd Barrett- Great, now my lightbulb is against me.
Art Garfunkel- Well, you see, it's like this?
Paul Simon- (rolls eyes) It's quite simple. Are you going to make me go through it?
Steven Tyler- Well, if I screech high enough, it'll shatter. Problem solved.
Joe Perry-(blank stare)
Joey Kramer- Aww, it's so pretty though?
Brad Whitford- Umm? wait. Four! I say four!
Tom Hamilton- Brad, you're an idiot. It's a rhetorical question.
Jimmy Page- If you don't know, you don't deserve to know.
Robert Plant- Don't ask me such questions.
John Paul Jones- Do I LOOK like I change lightbulbs?
Paul McCartney- I say Let It Be Naked.
Ringo Starr- I think we should leave the lightbulb there and let it change itself on its own free will.
Ozzy Osbourne- Lightbulb? Oh !@#$%^&()*&^%&*()
David Bowie- Lightbulb, you say? Hey Iman!!
Bill Wyman- Hey check out that chick's legs man! Um? what was the question again?
Mick Taylor- You're worried about a stupid lightbulb? Don't quit your day-job, dude.
Rod Stewart- Did you say lightbulb? Whatever, I got places to go and people to see!!
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