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1st February 2008 04:49 PM
Joey

Hello My Stonesian Brothers & Sisters ..............


Quick Question .


Does anyone from this most prodigious of message boards know if Strippers bleach their Spider Bites ?!


I mean , their poo holes always look so fresh and clean and I was just wondering if there is some sort of ' Anal Brush ' a stripper can use to get all of the brown out ?!


Developing ..............



Brushing ...........



" Stones is STONES Ronnie -- bigger than ALL of us !!! "




J. " Snuggles " Fly !


1st February 2008 04:52 PM
Some Guy clubbing last night?
1st February 2008 04:56 PM
Starbuck
1st February 2008 04:59 PM
Nellcote Jesus, Joseph, with all that detail, you sound like one Petey Townsend performing "research"....
1st February 2008 05:04 PM
Trey Krimsin Does it fucking matter? I only care about getting slapped in the face by a stripper's tits!
1st February 2008 05:05 PM
Joey
quote:
Trey Krimsin wrote:
Does it fucking matter? I only care about getting slapped in the face by a stripper's tits!




A - Friggin - Men !!!!!!!



Now you are talkin' :




" Hit Me Ronnie ! "


J'Lo 'kins
1st February 2008 05:06 PM
Joey
quote:
Nellcote wrote:
Jesus, Joseph, with all that detail, you sound like one Petey Townsend performing "research"....






J to the O to the E to the Y !!!!!!
1st February 2008 05:23 PM
The Pretentious Poet Another ghey post from our Omaha schlup
That's on equal par with two girls and a cup.
It's really akin to the Titanic sinking,
Or almost as fun as a month without drinking.
1st February 2008 05:32 PM
Joey " Another ghey post from our Omaha schlup
That's on equal par with two girls and a cup.
It's really akin to the Titanic sinking,
Or almost as fun as a month without drinking. "


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




1st February 2008 06:20 PM
The Pretentious Poet "Jesus Christ Joey!" we all are imploring,
"Gary Coleman again?? Could you be any more boring?"


1st February 2008 06:57 PM
Some Guy Acoustic Groove tonight?
1st February 2008 10:55 PM
pdog So joey went to a club and saw a stripper! What was his name?
1st February 2008 11:04 PM
Trey Krimsin Cafe Host Jim?
1st February 2008 11:17 PM
Fiji Joe
quote:
Trey Krimsin wrote:
Cafe Host Jim?



Post of the year...
1st February 2008 11:18 PM
BONOISLOVE
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:


Post of the year...



Less kittens isn't better
2nd February 2008 12:04 AM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
BONOISLOVE wrote:


Less kittens isn't better



Maybe, but subtlety is divine.
2nd February 2008 10:41 AM
Joey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
clubbing last night?



Yes Some Guy .


I picked up this Stripper Thursday Evening and her poo hole was immaculate . IMMACULATE .


Why can't MY poo hole look like that ?!

Why ?!


WHY ?!



" Oh , his poo hole is a friggin MESS Ronnie ! "


J'Lo 'kins ! ™
2nd February 2008 10:54 AM
Eggsile
quote:
Joey wrote:


Hello My Stonesian Brothers & Sisters ..............


Quick Question .


Does anyone from this most prodigious of message boards know if Strippers bleach their Spider Bites ?!


I mean , their poo holes always look so fresh and clean and I was just wondering if there is some sort of ' Anal Brush ' a stripper can use to get all of the brown out ?!


Developing ..............



Brushing ...........



" Stones is STONES Ronnie -- bigger than ALL of us !!! "




J. " Snuggles " Fly !






Hey Joey:

Are you bullshitting me?

How can this be a prodigious board - and where the fuck is massive Stones content here?!?
2nd February 2008 11:22 AM
nankerphelge Joey?

2nd February 2008 11:44 AM
gimmekeef Joey eating at the Brown Star Cafe again?
2nd February 2008 12:07 PM
Some Guy Tap dat ass.
2nd February 2008 04:35 PM
Joey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Tap dat ass.




Some Guy ................................


Why is it that everyone has clean poo holes but your young Joey ?


Why am I cursed ?!


Why ?! WHY ?!

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Why ?!

2nd February 2008 05:35 PM
Some Guy Some Guy ................................


Why is it that everyone has clean poo holes but your young Joey ?


Why am I cursed ?!



[/quote]
Lighten up, Francis.
2nd February 2008 05:50 PM
Bloozehound once I saw a show on E! about this pornstar chick getting an "anal bleaching", so her butthole would match the color of her ass, I guess it makes sense in her profession to get your anus bleached
2nd February 2008 06:26 PM
Joey
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
once I saw a show on E! about this pornstar chick getting an "anal bleaching", so her butthole would match the color of her ass, I guess it makes sense in her profession to get your anus bleached




.... did they use hydrogen peroxide or something ?!


Please .......... I really needs to knows

2nd February 2008 06:44 PM
BONOISLOVE
quote:
Trey Krimsin wrote:


Maybe, but subtlety is divine.



You're damn right, my precious little friend. I was talking about Fiji's signature. It used to have tons of dancing kittens.
2nd February 2008 07:08 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
Joey wrote:



.... did they use hydrogen peroxide or something ?!


Please .......... I really needs to knows





quote:
Joey wrote:



.... did they use hydrogen peroxide or something ?!


Please .......... I really needs to knows





something like that, it was in a special cream that they messaged on her until her poohole was white *sparkling white*
2nd February 2008 08:00 PM
GhostofBrianJones I think he may be talking about a Brazilian Wax where they totally remove
all the hair around the poosay totally front and back. Put wax strips on the
area and pull it off!!? Makes it nice and baby smooth. But I am not sure if
that is what he is talking about. Sorry.
2nd February 2008 09:38 PM
TampabayStone
quote:
Joey wrote:


Hello My Stonesian Brothers & Sisters ..............


Quick Question .


Does anyone from this most prodigious of message boards know if Strippers bleach their Spider Bites ?!


I mean , their poo holes always look so fresh and clean and I was just wondering if there is some sort of ' Anal Brush ' a stripper can use to get all of the brown out ?!


Developing ..............



Brushing ...........



" Stones is STONES Ronnie -- bigger than ALL of us !!! "




J. " Snuggles " Fly !






God are you gaye!! So, this is your fresh stuff, porn star???
2nd February 2008 09:47 PM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
BONOISLOVE wrote:


You're damn right, my precious little friend. I was talking about Fiji's signature. It used to have tons of dancing kittens.



Maybe the kittens decided to eat each other. They can get mighty aggressive. Fucking speed.

Or maybe Feej just decided two was enough. Yes, I think that's right.....
[Edited by Trey Krimsin]
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