7th February 2007 04:39 PM |
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pdog |
Nancy Pelosi: At age 135 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. |
7th February 2007 04:52 PM |
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FotiniD |
Fotini: At age 36 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya. |
7th February 2007 06:07 PM |
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SweetVirginia |
SweetVirginia: At age 69 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
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7th February 2007 06:28 PM |
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lotsajizz |
Summer Romance: At age 62 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. |
7th February 2007 06:39 PM |
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Jumacfly |
Im the only one who ll be fuck by Aliens. |
7th February 2007 06:46 PM |
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GotToRollMe |
BEST THREAD EVER!!!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh yeah, this is how I'm goin:
At age 78 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
[Edited by GotToRollMe] |
7th February 2007 06:53 PM |
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GotToRollMe |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
What does "shanked" mean?
If it means what I think it does, then alls I can say is..."NOT THAT! ANTHING BUT THAT!!!!!"
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
LOL!
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7th February 2007 07:07 PM |
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GotToRollMe |
Woodie's Wig: At age 101 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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7th February 2007 07:11 PM |
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Gazza |
quote: pdog wrote:
paul: At age 55 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
thats exactly what I got. Only I'll be 78. I smell a conspiwacy! |
7th February 2007 07:57 PM |
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LadyJane |
OH this thing is GOOD.
As he is on vacation, I just HAD to see what fate had in store for Nanky.
nankerphelge: At age 50 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
LOL....PERFECT ending for Mr Conservative.
LJ. |