Well , our dear friend Keith Moon arrived promptly at 9:00 PM CDT last night at The Brazen Head all ready for the ' Nationwide Great Guinness Toast ' occurring around 10:45 or so ....when informed that said toast is NOT until February 15th , Keith brayed , " Frig THAT " and ordered a round of ' Baby Guinnesses ' for everyone .
My Stonesian Brothers & Sisters .................
Have you ever had a ' Baby Guinness ' ?! .. No ?!
Well , let me tell you , they are simply delicious . Served in a Shot Glass , they consist of Guinness ( of course ) , Powers Whiskey , Kaluia , and I SENSED a slight touch of Goldschlager but MAY have been mistaken .
Anyway , after six rounds of these , one is WELL on their way to a wonderful and delightful " Happyville " evening at The Brazen Head . " Ellis Island " was playing and the crowd was boisterous but slightly subdued . I asked Keith what he thought about the Fed's drastic ( Seventy - Five basis points ) interest rate cut Tuesday Morning and Keith assured me that the United Sates can stand recessions ( self correcting measures ) but NOT a Great Depression and THAT is what the Government is now worried about -- " Do not worry dear boy ! " , Keith said , " Recession or no recession , our Stones & Who will STILL tour the country " . I pressed further as asked just how deep are the banks , insurance companies , etc. involved in the Sub - Prime mortgage mess and Keith goes , " Excuse Me " and walked over and introduced himself to this EXTREMELY attractive Dark - Haired ' Cajun Looking ' woman who said her name was ' Ali ' ............they left the bar together ten minutes later .
That guy doesn't waste much time let me tell ya .....
....and the news about The Rolling Stones has me smiling this morning ...and you ?!
Now , with your fine indulgence , those ' Baby Guinnesses ' taste wonderful going down but eventually have to ' Come Out ' of one's system and ........ Oh , OH !!!!!!!!! .... I hope the toilet paper is ready .
I remain ....... ALWAYS ..... Your 'kins :
********* END TRANSMISSION !!! ********
J'Lo'kins ! ™
[Edited by Joey]
26th January 2008 11:33 AM
Bloozehound
quote:Joey wrote:
......at The Brazen Head last evening .
Keith MOON , that is !!!!!
Hello me Lil' Stonescicles ( Brrr ......... )
Well , our dear friend Keith Moon arrived promptly at 9:00 PM CDT last night at The Brazen Head all ready for the ' Nationwide Great Guinness Toast ' occurring around 10:45 or so ....when informed that said toast is NOT until February 15th , Keith brayed , " Frig THAT " and ordered a round of ' Baby Guinnesses ' for everyone .
My Stonesian Brothers & Sisters .................
Have you ever had a ' Baby Guinness ' ?! .. No ?!
Well , let me tell you , they are simply delicious . Served in a Shot Glass , they consist of Guinness ( of course ) , Powers Whiskey , Kaluia , and I SENSED a slight touch of Goldschlager but MAY have been mistaken .
Anyway , after six rounds of these , one is WELL on their way to a wonderful and delightful " Happyville " evening at The Brazen Head . " Ellis Island " was playing and the crowd was boisterous but slightly subdued . I asked Keith what he thought about the Fed's drastic ( Seventy - Five basis points ) interest rate cut Tuesday Morning and Keith assured me that the United Sates can stand recessions ( self correcting measures ) but NOT a Great Depression and THAT is what the Government is now worried about -- " Do not worry dear boy ! " , Keith said , " Recession or no recession , our Stones & Who will STILL tour the country " . I pressed further as asked just how deep are the banks , insurance companies , etc. involved in the Sub - Prime mortgage mess and Keith goes , " Excuse Me " and walked over and introduced himself to this EXTREMELY attractive Dark - Haired ' Cajun Looking ' woman who said her name was ' Ali ' ............they left the bar together ten minutes later .
That guy doesn't waste much time let me tell ya .....
....and the news about The Rolling Stones has me smiling this morning ...and you ?!
Now , with your fine indulgence , those ' Baby Guinnesses ' taste wonderful going down but eventually have to ' Come Out ' of one's system and ........ Oh , OH !!!!!!!!! .... I hope the toilet paper is ready .
I remain ....... ALWAYS ..... Your 'kins :
********* END TRANSMISSION !!! ********
J'Lo'kins ! ™
[Edited by Joey]
That's all fine and dandy, but did you SHIT your brains out ?
26th January 2008 12:29 PM
Some Guy
Joey, you scare me when you post like this.
26th January 2008 03:04 PM
Joey
quote:Bloozehound wrote:
That's all fine and dandy, but did you SHIT your brains out ?
********** END TRANSMISSION !!!! ***************
26th January 2008 03:08 PM
Joey
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Joey, you scare me when you post like this.
Some Guy ....................................
you make young Joey smile .
I remain , .................. forever ....................... your 'kins
Joeykins , Est. 1999 and loved by everybody
26th January 2008 03:51 PM
BILL PERKS
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Joey, you scare me when you post like this.
IT'S OK TO TALK TO IMAGINARY FRIENDS
26th January 2008 03:51 PM
BILL PERKS
quote:Joey wrote:
Some Guy ....................................
Joeykins , Est. 1999 and loved by everybody
think?
26th January 2008 04:24 PM
gypsy
quote:BILL PERKS wrote:
think?
I love him.
26th January 2008 04:46 PM
mojoman
what was keith drinkin last nite?
26th January 2008 04:50 PM
Joey
quote:gypsy wrote:
I love him.
Bless You My Princess .
Come to Joey ..........................
26th January 2008 04:51 PM
Joey
quote:mojoman wrote:
what was keith drinkin last nite?
Hello Mojo .....................
Keith was drinkin' his usual :
Brandy Alexanders
BTW , Keith PERSONALLY says , " Hi " and that he enjoys your posts very much . I think he kinda likes your style .
Jacky !
26th January 2008 10:29 PM
TomL
Only you could bring him back Jackie.
27th January 2008 12:19 PM
Joey
quote:TomL wrote:
Only you could bring him back Jackie.
Thanks TomL .
Keith is ever present ......in ALL of us .
Joey Moon ! ™
28th January 2008 01:14 AM
TampabayStone
quote:gypsy wrote:
I love him.
Last time I go in these threads. Massive stone content as promised is funny though. I just hate the scrolling.
28th January 2008 02:17 AM
pdog
quote:BILL PERKS wrote:
IT'S OK TO TALK TO IMAGINARY FRIENDS
My imaginery friends are porn stars with implants and tons of cocaine... You ever notice Joey's are always drunk dead people?
28th January 2008 09:19 AM
Some Guy
28th January 2008 09:43 AM
TampabayStone
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Alright, I was not able to stay out of here. Very Nice!!
28th January 2008 09:45 AM
TampabayStone
Only thing worse than announcing your not going into a Joey thread again is going back into a Joey thread afterwards. I feel dirty.
28th January 2008 11:36 AM
Joey
" I feel dirty. "
28th January 2008 11:37 AM
Joey
" My imaginery friends are porn stars with implants and tons of cocaine... You ever notice Joey's are always drunk dead people? "
28th January 2008 12:43 PM
MidnightRambler
I gotta stop falling for these "Keith......MOON!" posts....
28th January 2008 02:11 PM
Joey
" I gotta stop falling for these "Keith......MOON!" posts.... " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28th January 2008 02:12 PM
Some Guy
not LOL.
28th January 2008 02:12 PM
Joey
" Last time I go in these threads. "
W- What ?!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J to the O to the E to the Y !!!!!!
28th January 2008 02:13 PM
Joey
quote:Some Guy wrote:
not LOL.
Some Guy .......................
Van Halen will be at THE QWEST CENTER in one week .
Should I attend this gig ?!
Developing .................
J'Lo
28th January 2008 02:23 PM
Some Guy
quote:Joey wrote:
Some Guy .......................
Van Halen will be at THE QWEST CENTER in one week .
Should I attend this gig ?!
Developing .................
J'Lo
what comes next chief, bust a move.
28th January 2008 02:24 PM
Some Guy
Van OmaHalen.
28th January 2008 03:57 PM
Joey
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Van OmaHalen.
that is right .
that's right
28th January 2008 04:17 PM
Some Guy
Joey, any end in sight regarding this writers strike?
28th January 2008 05:47 PM
Joey
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Joey, any end in sight regarding this writers strike?
No my Stonesian Brother .............
However , luckily for all of us Stoneslings , David Letterman cut a ' deal ' and now has the writers working for him on ' The Late Show ! ' .
) , Powers Whiskey , Kaluia , and I SENSED a slight touch of Goldschlager but MAY have been mistaken .
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
