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Zack wrote:
What's up with that, anyway?

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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


Noone really understands the "Art of Pornography."...well except The Marquis de Sade maybe.




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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Now, imagine doing that near the clitty area. Drives 'em nuts. You best be holdin' on for all yer worth...because if you don't, you'll get bucked off.

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
TBS....

Make a motorboat noise with your lips.

Bbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbb.

Now, imagine doing that near the clitty area. Drives 'em nuts. You best be holdin' on for all yer worth...because if you don't, you'll get bucked off.

Also, notice I said NEAR the clitty. If you motorboat right on the clitty, it doesn't have the desired effect. In fact, it would most likely hurt. Overstimulation. Don't do that. It's bad.

Here's another good trick.

Get the base of the clitty between your teeth. BE GENTLE, DON'T CLAMP DOWN! Just very gently and lightly hold the clitty at the base between your teeth. Then lighty rest your tongue on the top of the clitty. Now, without biting down, hum a few bars of JJF. Or whatever song you want to use. JJF works good because of that riff, and I can hum it without thinking too much.

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I didn't know that when she first approached me after one of our gigs.

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I can't go back to drums until Flea gets a good pick up for his upright bass. No matter how lightly I hit the drums(I'm a bash & smasher...finesse is not a strong suit for me.), I drowned him out. We didn't have any bottom end. So I suggested banging out beats with percussion stuff. That doesn't drown anyone out, and it still sounds OK.

Good upright bass pick ups are really expensive, and we won't be playing out again for a few months. We'll see what happens come April/May. I may be behind a kit, or I may stick with percussion...it'll be a wait & see thing....whatever suits the new songs best. I can deal with either way just fine.

Our harp player is an ace guitar slinger, so we may add some twin guitar stuff w/ electric bass next time. If that's the case, I'll end up behind a drum kit again.

Besides, everyone knows that tambourine players get all the best fucks. Chicks that know how to fuck dig a guy with a sense of rythmn and timing.

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
>Love is the last thing you need right now boy.<

LOL! No fuckin' shit TommyBoy.

Ain't nothin' wrong with lust though....

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Dude.

I Googled "venusian talent"...and this is what I got.

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Ah yes...be careful with the teeth.

Uncareful teeth can be the bane of oral sex....

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gypsy wrote:
Congrats on all the vagina you are getting!

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Here she is...

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The jinn, my friend. wrote:
TomL.......

If no one else will tell you I will.


When you speak of Paris Hilton's sexual organs as a Pee Pee, you are sounding like you have pedophilia issues that you have not addressed. Past, present or possible future.


The pee pee words are used for potty training children. Children would be uncomfortable knowing such words are sexualized considering they are in a vulnerable position when going to the restroom.




This is a fact
Paris Whitney Hilton has sexual organs.
Paris Whitney Hilton has sexual relations.
Paris Whitney Hilton has normal bodily functions.




You are focusing on waste products left on what normally would on a pantie liners. Though these things are useful for DNA collection. It is a waste product.


I hope you are able to process what I have said. From listening to your reactions to the adult world. I truly feel you should find a way to address areas of your human being that could be taken advantage against you.

Take some time each week to sit down in front of a mirror, take a deep look and have a conversation with yourself. Ask yourself, are you comfortable standing before God, humanity, family and the courts in your actions and thoughts.

I wish you well.

Respectfully,
The Jinn

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The jinn, my friend. wrote:
TomL.......

If no one else will tell you I will.


When you speak of Paris Hilton's sexual organs as a Pee Pee, you are sounding like you have pedophilia issues that you have not addressed. Past, present or possible future.


The pee pee words are used for potty training children. Children would be uncomfortable knowing such words are sexualized considering they are in a vulnerable position when going to the restroom.




This is a fact
Paris Whitney Hilton has sexual organs.
Paris Whitney Hilton has sexual relations.
Paris Whitney Hilton has normal bodily functions.




You are focusing on waste products left on what normally would on a pantie liners. Though these things are useful for DNA collection. It is a waste product.


I hope you are able to process what I have said. From listening to your reactions to the adult world. I truly feel you should find a way to address areas of your human being that could be taken advantage against you.

Take some time each week to sit down in front of a mirror, take a deep look and have a conversation with yourself. Ask yourself, are you comfortable standing before God, humanity, family and the courts in your actions and thoughts.

I wish you well.

Respectfully,
The Jinn

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