quote:Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Yay! I'm not a cheater! Huzzah!
This calls for a celebration.
Tonight we play vaginal ring toss!
Rob, I owe you a beer or ten. Made my day.
Just tell me you took the Nova with ya. That would be a shame to leave it.
10th January 2008 02:26 PM
steel driving hammer
10th January 2008 05:07 PM
robpop
Free for all gay Republicans
11th January 2008 12:53 PM
Sir Stonesalot
Yeah, I keep the Hot Rod.
And my guitars.
And my music collection.
And my sports memorabilia.
And my support payment is about $225.00/month less than I was gonna offer. I just set up a savings account for my son. I'll put that $225 in his account each month(or as much as I can afford...)and I won't tell him about it until he turns 18. By then he'll have a nice little nest egg to get started with.
If he's like me, he will take the $$$ and immediately throw a huge party.
Oh, one other thing...I wonder why SDH was posting pictures of himself in this thread? I suppose he's saying he touches his pussy whenever he rubs his head? Strange, but nothing suprises me with that guy.
11th January 2008 08:29 PM
gypsy
After a divorce, men tend to get depressed months later.
This new chick sounds like a major skank. I hope you're using condoms.
12th January 2008 03:05 PM
Sir Stonesalot
She's a freak....not a skank.
I know the difference.
I've been on anti-depressants for 2 years now...it's pretty hard to get depressed after a divorce when your marraige landed you on happy pills in the first place.
I'd say that it's more of a relief.
12th January 2008 03:08 PM
Some Guy
quote:Sir Stonesalot wrote:
She's a freak....not a skank.
I know the difference.
I've been on anti-depressants for 2 years now...it's pretty hard to get depressed after a divorce when your marraige landed you on happy pills in the first place.
I'd say that it's more of a relief.
you sound good, that's awesome.
12th January 2008 03:24 PM
Sir Stonesalot
Your right Some Dude...I am good. And that IS awesome.
Once I get some booze down my neck, I'll be even awesomer.
12th January 2008 04:04 PM
TomL
Wow I have been on a week binge and this thing has taken off. Took me two days to remember my name. Just came back from the Shidoobbee brunch and getting ready to watch the Pack. That's right WATCH the Pack. SS- skank or freak touch the pee pee. But the question of this thread is, does she touch her own pee pee? I like Va Gee Gee face. Where's my baby Gypsy? The first to tell.
12th January 2008 05:46 PM
gypsy
quote:Sir Stonesalot wrote:
She's a freak....not a skank.
I know the difference.
I've been on anti-depressants for 2 years now...it's pretty hard to get depressed after a divorce when your marraige landed you on happy pills in the first place.
I'd say that it's more of a relief.
That's awesome. I'm genuinely happy for you. I still think the new chick is a skank and you should use a condom.
12th January 2008 06:14 PM
Joey
" ... I hope you're using condoms. "
!!!!!!!
14th January 2008 02:19 AM
andrews27
You people will do anything to get off the clit-ticklin' prospect, huh? Never had that in me.
[Edited by andrews27]
14th January 2008 12:35 PM
Sir Stonesalot
TomL...
I'll answer your question for you....
Yes indeed, she does touch her pee-pee. I know that to be fact, because I watched her do it while I drank a beer yesterday.
The best porn is the porn that you make yourself....even if there are no cameras recording.
14th January 2008 09:30 PM
Starbuck
dude...
divorce the wife comes first....then gingo the pole humper. you're walking on thin ice, man...
oh yeah...and congrats on landing the part of the badass manager in the new alvin and the chipmunks movie. i always knew you would make it big someday.
15th January 2008 07:43 PM
TomL
Sweet SS.
15th January 2008 10:26 PM
M.O.W.A.T.
16th January 2008 03:00 PM
Bovine49
quote:pdog wrote:
Most girls I know use those really groovey power tools and attachments to clean their kitties! I'm still using my hand and lotion... I'm so jealous of girls. They smell nice, they are soft to touch, and they have boobies. I got get me a girl.
Maybe your shitty outlook on life is what's keeping the quality girls two miles from ya.
18th January 2008 09:26 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:Sir Stonesalot wrote:
The best porn is the porn that you make yourself....
That's why they call it porn I guess. Porn isn't meant to be sanitized....
18th January 2008 09:28 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
I mean you can't even post porn on RO. That's because it's foul stuff. Meant to be taken home in a brown paper bag.
Porn has come a long way though. Remember those old peep show booths in adult book stores?
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
18th January 2008 09:50 AM
TampabayStone
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Remember those old peep show booths in adult book stores?
Yes....I mean No.. What's the question again???
18th January 2008 03:45 PM
TomL
She almost touched her pee pee mowat.
18th January 2008 04:01 PM
gimmekeef
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Remember those old peep show booths in adult book stores?
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
And running out of quarters!
18th January 2008 05:01 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:gimmekeef wrote:
And running out of quarters!
Really!
The "good ole' days" weren't all that good.
20th January 2008 02:14 PM
TampabayStone
Not in love with this thread.. To each as.....never mind.
21st January 2008 02:43 PM
TomL
I had a dream I was touching someone's pee pee last night.
22nd January 2008 10:22 AM
Sir Stonesalot
Oh man, what a crazy weekend.
Tommy Tom Tommaye Tomma Tom-Tom....just so you know...the Pee-Pee was touched. It was also tickled, diddled, licked, rubbed, poked, prodded, played, pumped, tapped, shaved, invaded, worshipped, hammered, caressed, nuzzled, devoured, humped, thumped, lapped, motorboated, washed, probed, vibrated, banged, honked, thrilled, filled, bopped, lanced, penetrated, stroked, infiltrated, explored, multi-orgasmed(She had SEVEN in a row! And if she was faking she did a great job making those certain muscles twitch in that certain way....), and, of course, fucked.
Thoroughly & Properly & Repeatedly.
I may have to find a new chick though...this one dropped the "L-Bomb" on me already. Not a smart thing to say to a guy who is not currently a big fan of that particular word, especially this soon. I let her off the hook this time. I told her that I understood how that word might accidentally spill out in a moment of heat, and that I'm not holding her to it. I also told her not to expect to hear that word outta me any time soon. Sends a clear enough message...no?
Damn, I must be good....
And if that wasn't enough....
I had a colonoscopy and biopsy done on Friday. My parents still won't talk to me. I guess they think that will make me go back to the soon-to-be Ex. I sure hope they aren't holding their breath too. If they are....they are gonna pass out....or end up looking like Smurfs.
22nd January 2008 10:31 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:TomL wrote:
I had a dream I was touching someone's pee pee last night.
That has all the possibilites of a recurring nightmare. I'd be careful of waking up abruptly in a cold sweat.
22nd January 2008 10:54 AM
JohnLeeHacker
quote:steel driving hammer wrote:
Parachute woman.
22nd January 2008 11:33 AM
Zack
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I mean you can't even post porn on RO.
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!!!!!!!
