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I was joking!
The spirit of this thread took control and made Maxy "go for it", ya know!
Maxy loves. He only loves.
MERKY!
We're all so serious!
*Puts on Nixon expression*
"I am not a cockdancer, Ronnie!"
-tSYX --- I told ya before, one, two, one, two, three, four... |
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| Joey |
tSYX --- I told ya before, one, two, one, two, three, four..."
TSYX .............you need to be thrown in the pit .
Know what I mean ?????? Have you ver seen the " Deer Hunter " ??????????????
DeNiro to Walken : " You see Stevie over there ? "
Walken to DeNiro : " Yeah ??????? "
DeNiro to Walken : " Forget Him !!!!! "
Walken to DeNiro : " Huh ???????????? "
DeNiro to Walken : " I said ' Forget Him G !!!!!!! ' "
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ JACKY BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Rollingstoned58 |
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| Nasty Habits |
quote:
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TSYX .............you need to be thrown in the pit .
Why in the world would it be interesting for you to see TSYX mosh?
Joey, have you heard there is a Rocks Off Order Takeover (ROOT) going on at the moment?
Do you realize that I am officially in charge?
Should I be a benevolent dictator or a cruel despot? Or perhaps merely a powerless aristocratic figurehead?
Which one gets more girls?
Which one gets more free music?
Which one gets to go to that island sirmoonie was talking about down in the scary political thread?
I am currently seeking a court jester -- and am taking applications in this very thread.
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| Martha |
Urgent incoming news.......
The C-10 has officially become.........
......................... the 10th wonder of the world!
Congrats Everyone!
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| throbby |
I say wield the sword. Wield it like the sovereign you are. Mere mortals can only dream of attaining the reigns of power which have been laid at your feet. The people cry for you my noble king. You must be stern my lord, and when your whim so desires, merciful. If you would incline your ear to my words my king,they must know the iron gauntlet and the fist within which has smote all before it. Fear neither prince nor knave, they all tremble before you.
As your humble servant I say, LONG LIVE KING NASTY! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Who gets all the girls you ask?
The C10.
You can pretend to be in charge all you want...but until you make your deal with the C10...you ain't shit, just a wannabe.
C10. Powerbrokers & Kingmakers.
You think GW won FL by accident?
HA!
He made a better deal with us than Gore. However, we did pity Al...so we got him his gig on SNL.
Now, guess who decides if Saddam gets his Casbah rocked....
Dude better ante up big time.
So if this place is gonna get Nasty....you better cut us in. No Totalitarian regime can stand without the backing of the military....and if you want my sword, and the rest of the C10 standing behind you....you better ante up big.
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Come on! Life is too short to waste your time fighting
PEACE
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My lord, I have heard reports of unrest in the land of C10onia. The tillers of the soil there perform many savage and ungodly rituals. I have even heard of disembowlment and the eating of the tortured soul's liver while the spark of life yet remains in his eye. The women there are few, hence the strange whisperings which have entered the court. Gather your troops sire and put an end to this blight upon your reign. |
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| parmeda |
To me, this is too funny...allow me to share it with you.
For some reason, each time I look at this thread I have this vision of SS...standing in the doorway of our beloved Rocks Off message board, clad in his armor, peering through the slit of his helmet at all of us...and all the while...the song "Winning Ugly" is BLARING away!
SS...forgive me, I know how much you detest DIRTY WORK. But I have to tell you that I am personally assigning you, and the C10, WINNING UGLY as my own little "theme song" for yourselves.
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| Maxlugar |
Does all this put an end to our Asheville Summit?
I need to know things....
I need to know things....
OK, now. Were did I put those...
Oh down here.
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Damn, where ARE they? Over here? ------------->--------> NOPE!
Oh, down here I'm positive
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Yes, I think it is!
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YES! THERE THEY ARE!! LOOK!
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MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Maxypup! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings! MACKY! MAXY! M.Lugarfly! SIMY! J.R.R. Tolkmax! Lugar Boy! Maxlugar C10! MACKY! MERKY! MACKY MACK and the Dixie Dance Kings!
Oh that felt good.
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Following UN Resolution CH1B4, it is my duty to report that all has returned to normal on the Rocks Off Message Board... well... as normal as possible, anyway.
Weilding power with savage despotry for a matter of hours, the venerable and somewhat strange-expressioned Nasty Habits agreed today to full weapons inspections, thus diffusing the tension. Whilst the inspections were taking place, the Unholy Trinity, masters of disaster that they are, sussinctly uprooted a number of a mysterious creature known only as "The Joey"s Intercontinental Inflatable Party Sheep (IIPSs) and planted them at the establishment of one Nasty Habits. In conjunction with the Cockdance Pictures, this was enough evidence for a war and everything blew up.
When the dust cleared, the homoerotic mansnake-intertwining was gone from the boards, leaving only a befuddled C10 (currently drafting a statement of their masculinity), a triumphant Unholy Trinity, and a very happy and somewhat Nolted VoodooChileInWonderland, who issued the following brief statement yesterday:
"Vamos a reconstruir los partes del Internet que fueron herido gravemente a causa de los fotos del "Cockdance", en particular Señor Stonesalot y su "Tierra de los Fuegos".
"Ayúdame, Ronnie! Con su ayuda y poder, vamos a destruir al malcriado Cockdance y despúes, yo puedo ir y...
NOLTEAR!!!!!
"Gracias."
-tSYX, Official NolteVision Spokesperson.
*edit* Spanish grammar.
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In actual fact, Joeys are marching marijuana plants, not marching inflatable sheep. Ambulatory inflatable sheep are known as Nankettes.
JoeyClone technology was sent after me, but I captured the bulk of them. They now live in my basement. I would happy to send one of them to any interested member of the C10. Their plumage is quick to replentish and quite smokeable, and their chatter can be kept to a minimum by playing Dirty Work.
The explosion was staged. If you look closely, you can see that that footage was actually from Texas in the early 90s. My house, business establishment, and vast quantities of vinyl survived the attack with panache and grace.
Rumors of the Asheville Summit's cancellation were looked upon by Nasty Habits with some genuine concern and vague regret -- he certainly had made no decision to pull the plug -- It was in fact that Summit meeting when he planned to listen to the C10 lobby and form an Axis of Arrogance that not only could take over Rocks Off, but Gasland AND Shidoobee before finally assailing RS.com, whom it is rumored Nasty has vowed to destroy.
In other words, military action didn't do its job, unsurprisingly enough. Nasty is still at large, and his Nasty Habits Training Camps are, trust me, well dug in across this great nation if not the world. His stated mission: To Inflict Rock Upon Everyone Within Earshot, leaves a depressing number of people terrified.
BTW Parm -- Dirty Work is the official album of the Nasty Habits Regime and so since SS's official theme song is "Winning Ugly" I suppose I should put him in charge of my military, donchathink?
What I want is power more power!
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BTW Parm -- Dirty Work is the official album of the Nasty Habits Regime
and so since SS's official theme song is "Winning Ugly" I suppose I
should put him in charge of my military, donchathink?
Well then CERTAINLY I have a very high up position in this organization awaiting me, no?
Developing........
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| nankerphelge |
Vice President in charge of sparkly wands and porn |
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| parmeda |
IMO, the C10 are most definately the poster children of WINNING UGLY, lol. Sparkly wands, sheep, blow, swords, and all! |
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Max --
You know that I shall never forget that it was your post about Mick Taylor's slippery fingers that convinced me to lay claim to a small section of this board. If not for you, I would have never risen to my present level of power. Indeed, I was figuring on you being my primary advisor.
If you were in my shoes, Max, and woke up one day to find you had been placed in charge of Rocks Off!, what would you do?
Would you pull the strings and show you got the clout?
Would you be bold be bold be bold be bold baby?
Would you serve out injunctions? Shout out instructions?
Would you not act unkind?
Would you not be so blind?
Would you not act so proud?
Would you come down from off your cloud?
Would you want to know who dealt this hand?
What's my next move, man?
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| nankerphelge |
Here ya go Max:
From CNN:
Fed up with hackers, a flood of spam and lousy connections, Italian Roman Catholics have launched a search for a patron saint of the Internet. And they hope their online poll will yield a holy Web protector by Easter |
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| Nasty Habits |
Well holy moly that would certainly trump being the ruler of Rocks Off.
St. Max of YOTI.
Do we have to kill him now?
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| Maxlugar |
I knew you would be there for me Nasty!
Frig' the C10! I'm in!
By the way, I was cleaning out my parents attic and found some old vinyl. A few Dick Dale and his Deltones records and some old as shit Christmas music. How much you think the Dick Dale stuff will go for? $5,000.00? $10,000.00?
TIA (Thanks In Advance)
MACKSEE!
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| sasca |
The legends which grew up around Sebastian (unofficial patron saint of homosexuality) amuse me. It was said that his execution was attempted with arrows, but God miraculously prevented them from hitting any vital organ. So instead he was stoned to death and his body dumped down a sewer. Not much of a miracle.
Like the miraculous feeding of the Israelites in the desert - an omnipotent God and all he can manage are some pieces of cardboard and a few diseased birds? Where´s the ice-cream? Where´s the mousse? |
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| nankerphelge |
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| Maxlugar |
"Sebastian (unofficial patron saint of homosexuality"
I thought that was St. Rip Taylor...
(Laugh track w/ confetti)
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It is high!
It is far!
It's....OUTTA HERE!!!
"Boy that Maxy is something special, no Costas?"
"Sure is Mel. Look at him take that slow jog around those bases!"
"Say Bob, you're greek right?"
"Yeah Mel, why?"
"Well I was just wondering if I could mount you"
"Sure Mel, hop aboard".
"HOW ABOUT THAT!"
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quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
I was cleaning out my parents attic and found some old vinyl. A few Dick Dale and his Deltones records and some old as shit Christmas music. How much you think the Dick Dale stuff will go for? $5,000.00? $10,000.00?
TIA (Thanks In Advance)
MACKSEE!
Let me know if they're on Capitol or Deltone or Design or what. What are their names? Also, tell me something about the cover condition - are the seams split, is there a white circle covering the surface of the cover, water damage, like that? Mono or stereo? What's the vinyl like? Shiny or dull? Scratched or smooth? Dirty or clean?
I would say if they're in great shape you're looking at 40/50 per. Bucks, not grands.
Dick's market last peaked around the time of Pulp Fiction. The next time he's due for a price spike, by my calculations, is 2025.
Sorry, but you're going to have to find another way to fund Bri Maxlette's college tuition.
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Hello My Stones Brothers and Sisters ...................
I got some news for you ..............That's right , my I.P.S. ( Inflatable Party Sheep ) left me last night .
I had the day off work today so of course I went out drinking last night and closed the " Brazen Head " Irish Pub . They had " One Dollar Guinness Night " last evening so I just HAD to close the place ---- still can't recall how in the Hell I got home , but when I did arrive at my APT. around 2:00 AM , I noticed right away something was unusually wrong . My apartment reeked of Sheep Barf and Wool-Cloaked Feces that were smeared all along the lower portion of the walls ...................................all the salt licks were gone and my I.P.S. lingerie drawer was emptied . Not that any of that matters , but the cloven hoofed bitch took off with my collection of " Bombay Sapphire Gin " .........................................
The horror ..................
Will be watching out for her in Denver as I drive past all the assorted cliffs ......................my I.P.S. always stands on the edge of " Cliffs " because she likes to " Push Back " --- it is , after all , how we both met in the first place .
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| Maxlugar |
Are you kidding me???
$50 bucks!
Don't you try to low ball ME!
I know you Southern tricksters and how they treat us Yankees!
I'll get more info for you over the weekend. Surely they are worth a FORTUNE!
Maxlugar and his Deaftones!
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Max--- Let me know all the information and I will tell you the price according to the Official Price Guide to Records 2001
Voodoo... removing your confetti from his face |
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" Don't you try to low ball ME! "
You sure didn't mind a little " low balling " at the Cleveland Summit !!!!!!!
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